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pussyfiend

n.

A ladies man who loves pussy so much that he is always pursuing a piece of strange regardless of how many woman he already has waiting at his beck and call.
Becky: James is such a stud, I'd do anything for him. It's so hot that he screwed me last night and he banged you the night before. Now he's upstairs laying pipe on Mandy.

Veronica: I know. He's like the best and stuff. Us girls are all, like, so lucky he's such a pussyfiend.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 21, 2021
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chastity tube

n.

A rigid (or semi-rigid) enclosed tube that slides over the penis, interlocking with a rigid ring that slides over both the penis and testicles. There is usually a hole at the tip for urine to pass through to allow for long term wear. Once locked in place, the tube prevents the wearer from obtaining an erection or receiving traditional male genital stimulation.
Becky: It bothers me when my cuck husband Mike gets a boner. I'm never going to touch it so it's pointless.

Veronica: I know, like as if any girl would want to touch or see THAT. It's like tiny and stuff.

Mandy: Why don't you get a chastity tube for him?

Veronica: Like, what's that and stuff?

Mandy: There's a ring that goes around his junk and a tube that covers

his little pee pee. When you connect them together, he can't get another useless stiffy.

Becky: That sounds perfect!
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 22, 2021
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pussy hydrant

n.

A male who's so sexually attractive that his presence saturates a typical heterosexual woman's vulva and labia with vaginal fluid in anticipation of copulation.
Becky: Look, here comes James. I'm getting wet.

Veronica: He's like so hot he makes my panties soaking wet and stuff.

Mandy: I'm leaking a little too. He's a pussy hydrant alright.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 22, 2021
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subsexual

adj.

1. To only be sexually attracted to another person if one views oneself as sexually inferior to the other person.

n.

2. One who is only sexually attracted to another person when one regards the other person as sexually superior to oneself.
1. Veronica: So, Becky. Is your cuck hubby like heterosexual, bisexual, or homosexual?

Becky: None of the above. He prefers to look at women. However, if you stick a pussy, a dick, or a butt in his face, he'll put his tongue to work and love every minute of it no matter what you look like. But if you offer him a bj, he'll be sexually unattracted to you even if you're a model.

Mandy: If he's sexually attracted to anyone but only as long as they treat him as inferior to them, then he's a subsexual cuck.

2. Veronica: I have like this friend. She like wanted to eat my pussy and suck James' cock and stuff. But, she's like never had her pussy ate and stuff so I offered to sixty nine and stuff. She got angry and said I ruined everything.

Mandy: She probably wanted to serve you and James because she looks up to you since you're both mega hot. You ruined her attraction to you by offering to treat her as equal to you.

Becky: Yeah, that's what it sounds like to me. I bet she's a subsexual just like my husband.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 24, 2021
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surrogate pussy

n.

An object or orifice that can pleasure a man's penis by mimicking many of the sensations of penetrating a vagina.

examples: ass pussy, mouth pussy, handpussy, tit pussy, pocket pussy, foot pussy etc.
When Butch became my prison cellmate, I offered to make him a fifi like mine, but he preferred to use my virgin asshole as his surrogate pussy, instead.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 27, 2021
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pinch the pee pee

v.

To degrade oneself by making the small penis hand gesture and using only the thumb and index finger of that hand to masturbate one's small penis.
My wife only allows me to pinch the pee pee and dribble my scum in the toilet after her boyfriend has spurted his cum in her pussy.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 27, 2021
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sissy diddles

Noun

An emasculating type of male masturbation where a sissy rubs the underside of his/her/its clitty with one fingertip. The limited stimulation is designed to increase sexual frustration rather than bring sexual satisfaction.

The verb form of this practice is sissy diddle, present participle is sissy diddling, past participle is sissy diddled.

Within sissy communities, the sissy qualifier is often dropped and they simply refer to it as diddles, diddle, diddling, or diddled.
For a sissy, the only thing better than an evening spent performing sissy diddles while watching sissy hypno is a night spent being a fuck doll for an Alpha man.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 June 30, 2021
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