Definitions by NeverGonnaGetIt69
friendzone for life
n.
The status where a girl friendzones a guy yet he remains so in love with her that he explicitly or implicitly agrees to stop pursuing other women. Instead, he dedicates his time and money to her. Enjoying the attention and gifts, she goes along with the mutually beneficial arrangement as long as he never attempts to cock block a man she desires.
The guy/girl roles illustrated above can be filled by any person of any gender. The above scenario is just the most prevalent.
The status where a girl friendzones a guy yet he remains so in love with her that he explicitly or implicitly agrees to stop pursuing other women. Instead, he dedicates his time and money to her. Enjoying the attention and gifts, she goes along with the mutually beneficial arrangement as long as he never attempts to cock block a man she desires.
The guy/girl roles illustrated above can be filled by any person of any gender. The above scenario is just the most prevalent.
My friend Katie is a serial monogamist who falls for bad boy types and frequently asks me, "Why can't I be attracted to nice guys like you?" After ten years of being at her beck and call, serving as her emotional tampon, buying her nice things, and hoping she might see something in me, I now realize I'll be in her friendzone for life. And I love her so much I'm okay with that.
friendzone for life by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 16, 2021
affirmations
n.
Statements an individual repeats in order to change their perception or beliefs, usually about their self.
Statements an individual repeats in order to change their perception or beliefs, usually about their self.
In the old SNL sketch, "Daily Affirmations with Stuart Smalley", he would look in the mirror and say, "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me."
affirmations by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 16, 2021
sperm competition reaction
n.
A theory that explains why the presence of a second male in a sexual scenario with a woman increases rather than decreases the arousal of a heterosexual male.
The presence of a second male causes the first male's testes to increase sperm and testosterone production. This evolutionary reaction occurs so that if they both engage in intercourse with her, his increased erection size and sperm count will boost his chances of inseminating her over his reproductive competition.
Although the reaction is most powerful in person when a second male's pheromones are present, just seeing another male's erect phallus through any type of media will trigger the reaction.
When the other male ejaculates, the first male's reaction surges, giving him an overwhelming urge to also ejaculate even if his penis is nowhere near a vagina or other orifice.
A theory that explains why the presence of a second male in a sexual scenario with a woman increases rather than decreases the arousal of a heterosexual male.
The presence of a second male causes the first male's testes to increase sperm and testosterone production. This evolutionary reaction occurs so that if they both engage in intercourse with her, his increased erection size and sperm count will boost his chances of inseminating her over his reproductive competition.
Although the reaction is most powerful in person when a second male's pheromones are present, just seeing another male's erect phallus through any type of media will trigger the reaction.
When the other male ejaculates, the first male's reaction surges, giving him an overwhelming urge to also ejaculate even if his penis is nowhere near a vagina or other orifice.
When I saw my wife's boyfriend emptying his balls inside her womb, my sperm competition reaction became too much and I dribbled my cream inside my pants.
sperm competition reaction by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 15, 2021
sexual activity
n.
Any activity that one or more person engages in to deliberately increase arousal and potentially lead to orgasm.
Any activity that one or more person engages in to deliberately increase arousal and potentially lead to orgasm.
My favorite sexual activity is jerking off while my rival's favorite sexual activity is fucking the woman I have a crush on.
sexual activity by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 15, 2021
pussyless
adj.
1. To be lacking female genitalia where one would expect to find it.
2. To be without access to female genitalia in spite of desiring and being socially expected to have such access.
1. To be lacking female genitalia where one would expect to find it.
2. To be without access to female genitalia in spite of desiring and being socially expected to have such access.
1. On my 40th birthday, I decided to go to a brothel to finally lose my virginity. After spotting the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen, I just had to eat her out. But when I pulled down her pants, she was pussyless. Five years later, I'm still a virgin and I spend my all my free time sucking nut butter out of meat straws just like I did to hers.
2. Whenever Mike is challenged by another dude, he always chooses flight over fight. He runs away even if another dude makes a pass at a girl he's trying to get with. So, everyone calls him twopuss, which stands for the world's only pussyless pussy.
2. Whenever Mike is challenged by another dude, he always chooses flight over fight. He runs away even if another dude makes a pass at a girl he's trying to get with. So, everyone calls him twopuss, which stands for the world's only pussyless pussy.
pussyless by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 12, 2021
pseudomale
n.
1. A cis male who never assumes the role of a male in sexual situations.
Examples: chaste cuckold, gimp, oral sex slave, pussyboy, bottomboy, sissy, v-cel, sexual reject
2. A cis male with one or more penis related problems that render him sexually inadequate as a male.
Examples: small penis, micropenis, impotence, erectile dysfunction, premature ejaculation
1. A cis male who never assumes the role of a male in sexual situations.
Examples: chaste cuckold, gimp, oral sex slave, pussyboy, bottomboy, sissy, v-cel, sexual reject
2. A cis male with one or more penis related problems that render him sexually inadequate as a male.
Examples: small penis, micropenis, impotence, erectile dysfunction, premature ejaculation
Even though I look and act like any other male outside of the bedroom, I identify as a pseudomale since I only have sex with my mouth pussy and never my puny peenee.
pseudomale by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 12, 2021
chaste cuckold
1. A monogamous male who remains committed despite being in a sexless relationship with a non-monogamous partner.
2. A masochistic male who reaches an agreement with his significant other to keep his inferior penis celibate so that his s/o can focus exclusively on the superior penis(es) of the lover(s).
3. A submissive male who's required to wear a chastity cage to keep him faithful while his unfaithful spouse stays devoted to satisfying the bull(s).
2. A masochistic male who reaches an agreement with his significant other to keep his inferior penis celibate so that his s/o can focus exclusively on the superior penis(es) of the lover(s).
3. A submissive male who's required to wear a chastity cage to keep him faithful while his unfaithful spouse stays devoted to satisfying the bull(s).
When my wife's boyfriend suggested she grant him the sole right to just one of her holes, she found the idea so appealing that choosing only one created an impossible dilemma for her. So, she compromised by giving him exclusive access to all three and making me a chaste cuckold.
chaste cuckold by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 11, 2021