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Definitions by Nettled

Something that can happen with your rectum if you try to lift too much weight.
Jim tried to bench 400 lbs and that jive turkey had a blowout. Shit and intestines all over the place.
Blowout by Nettled October 21, 2003
Synonomous with poop
Jim: How's life treatin ya?
Me: Fuck you, life's a big steamy pile of poop that won't flush
life by Nettled October 20, 2003
A tomato based condiment used on fries, hot dogs, hamburgers and what not.

Sometimes refereed to as Catsup by ignorant fools.
Jim: Please pass the catsup
Me: What? I'll kill you, damn ignorant fool. KETCHUP!!!
Ketchup by Nettled October 15, 2003
What stupid asses call ketchup
Stop saying catsup, it's KETCHUP!! GOT IT!!
catsup by Nettled October 15, 2003

Macgyver 

Macgyer drove a jeep and had a mullet for a while.
Macgyver by Nettled October 11, 2003
where birds live
You're retarded
nest by Nettled October 11, 2003

explosive diarrhea 

A condition that occurs when your butt is full of soupy shit and gas.

It's loud enough to be heard 3 rooms over and almost always leaves your butt covered in muddy water.

Condition usually re-occurs within 30 seconds of leaving the bathroom.
Jim nearly killed his goldfish when he had explosive diarrhea
explosive diarrhea by Nettled October 11, 2003