Nettled's definitions

dragon master

one who has completed training at the University of Dragon Mastery.

person1: Where do you go to school?
person2: UDM
person1: What's UDM?
person2: the University of Dragon Mastery, I'm going to master dragons for a living.
person1: Get the fuck outta here, you filthy dragon master in training.

by Nettled January 28, 2004

hooptie

A car that smells like hot dogs or barbecue sauce

my chevette is a hooptie

by Nettled October 11, 2003

retarded

1.Someone of annoyingly low intelligence
2. See George W. Bush

The president is retarded

by Nettled April 3, 2006

jive turkey

1. Someone who's full of shit, an idiot, or likes to run linux even though they can't make the sound work.
2. Turkey slow roasted in artificial jive flavoring.

1. Jim: Linux is so much better than windows even though I can't make the sound work.
Me: Shut yo mouth, fuckin Jive Turkey.

2. Damn that be some good Jive Turkey, pass the corn flakes.

by Nettled October 21, 2003

life

Synonomous with poop

Jim: How's life treatin ya?
Me: Fuck you, life's a big steamy pile of poop that won't flush

by Nettled October 20, 2003

poppy cock

1. A carmalized popcorn treat
2. Utter bullshit
3. A penis that makes popping noises

George W. Bush = poppy cock

by Nettled October 10, 2003

slick

Slippery or well lubricated

(Jim falls on ass) Damn that floor be one slick mother fucker

by Nettled October 21, 2003