Nettled's definitions

jive turkey

1. Someone who's full of shit, an idiot, or likes to run linux even though they can't make the sound work.
2. Turkey slow roasted in artificial jive flavoring.

1. Jim: Linux is so much better than windows even though I can't make the sound work.
Me: Shut yo mouth, fuckin Jive Turkey.

2. Damn that be some good Jive Turkey, pass the corn flakes.

by Nettled October 21, 2003

slick

Slippery or well lubricated

(Jim falls on ass) Damn that floor be one slick mother fucker

by Nettled October 21, 2003

Blowout

Something that can happen with your rectum if you try to lift too much weight.

Jim tried to bench 400 lbs and that jive turkey had a blowout. Shit and intestines all over the place.

by Nettled October 21, 2003

Hot Plate

A solitary electric burner used for cooking food, or to be shat on with plastic wrap between you and fecal matter.

The sales associate at wal-mart offered me several hotplates.

by Nettled October 10, 2003

poop

Bodily waste of varying color, viscosity, shape, odor and texture. Usually exits the body through your pooper, speed, noise and degree of pain may vary depending on what you ate.

even the soda at taco bell makes me poop.

by Nettled October 10, 2003

poppy cock

1. A carmalized popcorn treat
2. Utter bullshit
3. A penis that makes popping noises

George W. Bush = poppy cock

by Nettled October 10, 2003

Macgyver

The smartest man EVER!!

Macgyer drove a jeep and had a mullet for a while.

by Nettled October 11, 2003