Blowout

Something that can happen with your rectum if you try to lift too much weight.

Jim tried to bench 400 lbs and that jive turkey had a blowout. Shit and intestines all over the place.

by Nettled October 21, 2003

poppy cock

1. A carmalized popcorn treat
2. Utter bullshit
3. A penis that makes popping noises

George W. Bush = poppy cock

by Nettled October 10, 2003

slick

Slippery or well lubricated

(Jim falls on ass) Damn that floor be one slick mother fucker

by Nettled October 21, 2003

reaver

one who reaves

Person1: What are you doing?
Person2: Reaving, I'm a reaver.
Person1: Ok, keep up the good work.

by Nettled January 27, 2004

sass machine

A device or person that generates sass.

Man: Don't be sassin me woman
Woman: boy, I do what I want, don't you be tellin me not to sass you, where was you at last night, you was with dat ho wasn't you...
Man: I can't believe I married a fucking sass machine

by Nettled February 02, 2004

Macgyver

The smartest man EVER!!

Macgyer drove a jeep and had a mullet for a while.

by Nettled October 11, 2003

life

Synonomous with poop

Jim: How's life treatin ya?
Me: Fuck you, life's a big steamy pile of poop that won't flush

by Nettled October 20, 2003