Ness's definitions

rice mobile

A degrading way of saying "tuned mid-sized Asian Automobiles" or rice burner
Usually driven by Wannabe-Asians and Asians with no roots.

Honda Civic, Hyundai Tiburon, Nissan 350z
True Asians don't drive rice mobiles, we be rollin' on Cadillacs, Lincolns and Impalas.

by Ness May 3, 2006

chinaman

A racist term to describe a person of Asian origin. Used similarly as Negro to describe a person of African origin. Often used by people who wish to offend Asians but is too afraid to use chink
Plural form is chinamans or chinamen

Wang: I've worked so hard on my C++ algorithms last night, I'm so stressed
Tyrone: Here homie, take some of this, today's 420
(enter racist people)
Racist person 1 (fearless): Fuck off, all chinks and niggers
Racist person 2 (pussy): Yeah, screw the chinamans and negroes.

by Ness May 3, 2006

WOS

1. Abbreviation form of Waste of Space
2. Abbreviation form of Waste of Semen a term popularized by Greenday
3. Someone (usually someone annoying) who doesn't contribute anything to society and also is hideous in appearance.
4. Some thing on the hard drive that isn't necessary.
5. A site that has no purpose to be.

WOS is pronounced like DOS or loss.

WOS is a noun but is often incorrectly used as an adjective (e.g. what a WOS shirt)

1. Correct: Josh is such a big fat WOS.
2. Correct: MS-DOS is such a WOS.
3. Correct: MSN.com is such a WOS.
1. Incorrect: Linda has a WOS haircut, it makes her look like a guy.

by Ness June 7, 2005

whoresome

Slang. Supremely awesome. Remarkable; outstanding.

Owwwww whoresome oww.

by ness April 20, 2005

wyimm

Wyimm means “Why you in my mentions?” So if someone is talking about you, let’s say on Instagram you would say wyimm.

“You look ugly in this picture.” “Wyimm tho?”

by Ness December 23, 2017

nirvana

The greatest, most talented band, to ever strum a guitar or write a lyric.

All must bow before the might that is Nirvana.

by Ness September 11, 2003

teeny bopper

Usually females from the ages of 10-15, who obsess over pop-punk bands, thinking they are hardcore, and are convinced they are married to one of them. They drive real fans insane and are hated by most intelligent people. They dress like slutty preps and their scream names are usually something along the lines of ***PuNk PrInCeSs 4 LyFe!!*** They also cannot complete a sentence without using the word "like" at least 5 times.

Lets kill all the teeny boppers, the world will be a better place.

by Ness September 11, 2003