Neil's definitions

Weak

weak- adj./ To suck.

Dude, this is weak.

by Neil December 23, 2003

lienrrrg

An ancient tiawanese slang word which quite simply translates into english as 'cool dude'. Can also have a seperate meaning 'amazing at scrabble'

'wow, i love you you lienrrrg!!'
'you won, your so lienrrrg!!!'

by Neil May 13, 2005

Slater

Another name for a woodlouse (UK)

There was lots of Slaters under the mat.

by Neil January 18, 2006

Geezer

A Geezer is a male englishman who likes drinking, football, and violence, preferably all at the same time. Wants to be the typical cockney jack the lad. They dress up smart to normally pull 'birds' favourites being Stone Island and Burberry. Theyre basically like a better meaner version of a Chav and not bad people to know aslong as you just prove your a 'geezer'. Sorted me ol' mucker...

watch the film 'Lockstock and Two Smoking barrels'

by Neil January 8, 2005

sagar

To be a fake gangsta

Man those sagars think they are that but they don't throw down

by Neil March 31, 2005

Friis

Term used to describe a scenario where one uses as little effort as possible. Another term is to "Friis one out". This occurs when little if any information is exchanged. The only information which can be conveyed is that which has been typed while the cust was on hold. "Friis" can be used weather the report is filed or not. Meow, Meow, Camaros are fast!

It was 5:30 so I decided to Friis one out with the F2 function.

by Neil December 9, 2004

scouser

People from Liverpool who aren't that different from anyone else, except we don't slag off other cities as much as everyone else slags us off.

The myth of scousers as criminals is usually reinforced by right wing toffs and the gutter press, who've never visited Liverpool - probably because we don't tolerate third-hand bigoted remarks from people who can afford a 'good education'.

Merseyside, with Liverpool at its centre, is one of the safest metropolitan areas in the UK according to Home Office statistics. A decline in the number of crimes reported per 100,000 of the population, has made Merseyside the third safest metropolitan area behind Northumbria and South Yorkshire - burglary rates are at their lowest levels for more than twenty years. Which probably explains why Ive heard so many students saying they feel safer in Liverpool than they do back home.

Don't believe the crap written about us.

You don't need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are! - John Lennon

by Neil January 28, 2005