Neil's definitions

scouser

People from Liverpool who aren't that different from anyone else, except we don't slag off other cities as much as everyone else slags us off.

The myth of scousers as criminals is usually reinforced by right wing toffs and the gutter press, who've never visited Liverpool - probably because we don't tolerate third-hand bigoted remarks from people who can afford a 'good education'.

Merseyside, with Liverpool at its centre, is one of the safest metropolitan areas in the UK according to Home Office statistics. A decline in the number of crimes reported per 100,000 of the population, has made Merseyside the third safest metropolitan area behind Northumbria and South Yorkshire - burglary rates are at their lowest levels for more than twenty years. Which probably explains why Ive heard so many students saying they feel safer in Liverpool than they do back home.

Don't believe the crap written about us.

You don't need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are! - John Lennon

by Neil January 28, 2005

shaid

Can also be used as a conversational aid, as a form of agreement.

"The weather is horriable today" - Person 1
"Shaid" - Person 2
"It has been horriable all week" - Person 3
"Shaid" - Person 1

by Neil June 20, 2004

sup

meaning "to take supper"

sup (short for, why don't you take supper?)

by Neil January 12, 2005

chodesack

a fat lazy person.

tim for example

by neil December 29, 2003

jarhead

A word used in military to make fun of marines.

Stupid Mother F'in Damn jarhead

by Neil March 12, 2005

slab

Much worse than a slob.

I can't believe you haven't had a shower in a week. You are such a slab!

by Neil February 28, 2005

lezbean

variant spelling of lesbian

'Aye,' affirms Margaret-Anne as they walk off. 'Fuckin lezbeans.'
- Christopher Brookmyre, 'A Tale Etched in Blood and Hard Black Pencil', Little Brown, London, 2006, p281

by neil January 4, 2007