Skip to main content

Neil's definitions

lezbean

'Aye,' affirms Margaret-Anne as they walk off. 'Fuckin lezbeans.'
- Christopher Brookmyre, 'A Tale Etched in Blood and Hard Black Pencil', Little Brown, London, 2006, p281
by neil January 4, 2007
mugGet the lezbean mug.

Lexington Steele

Verb. A black man ("niggra" below Maryland) raping anything that moves...
"HRRRRAAAARRRRR!!!!"
"Oh shit, he Lexington Steeled her!!"
by neil March 4, 2005
mugGet the Lexington Steele mug.

chodesack

by neil December 29, 2003
mugGet the chodesack mug.

NightKnight

NightKnight PWNS ALL. W00T W00T. He's really cool and listens to great music.
OMG NightKnight u are so 1337. Please buttzechs me!
by Neil May 30, 2004
mugGet the NightKnight mug.

slab

Much worse than a slob.
I can't believe you haven't had a shower in a week. You are such a slab!
by Neil February 28, 2005
mugGet the slab mug.

Friis

Term used to describe a scenario where one uses as little effort as possible. Another term is to "Friis one out". This occurs when little if any information is exchanged. The only information which can be conveyed is that which has been typed while the cust was on hold. "Friis" can be used weather the report is filed or not. Meow, Meow, Camaros are fast!
It was 5:30 so I decided to Friis one out with the F2 function.
by Neil December 9, 2004
mugGet the Friis mug.

scouser

People from Liverpool who aren't that different from anyone else, except we don't slag off other cities as much as everyone else slags us off.

The myth of scousers as criminals is usually reinforced by right wing toffs and the gutter press, who've never visited Liverpool - probably because we don't tolerate third-hand bigoted remarks from people who can afford a 'good education'.

Merseyside, with Liverpool at its centre, is one of the safest metropolitan areas in the UK according to Home Office statistics. A decline in the number of crimes reported per 100,000 of the population, has made Merseyside the third safest metropolitan area behind Northumbria and South Yorkshire - burglary rates are at their lowest levels for more than twenty years. Which probably explains why Ive heard so many students saying they feel safer in Liverpool than they do back home.

Don't believe the crap written about us.
You don't need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are! - John Lennon
by Neil January 28, 2005
mugGet the scouser mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email