1 definition by Nehmrack
There are two different definitions for the word "cigarette".
Here they are:
Smoker: The fag of your life. You can trust it, you can thrust it, you can suck it, you can fuck it. It makes my day. You would go mow the lawn for mommy and daddy just to have money to buy another pack. You would risk getting put in jail by using a fake ID JUST to buy another pack. People tell you it's addicting, you tell them that you COULD quit, you just don't want to.
Look at it like this, if you didn't smoke, you would never randomly go outside to get some fresh air and what could be more unhealthy than being inside all day...
Non-smoker: "Smoking a FUCKING smelly-addicting-disgusting cigarette!"
Well, as for the non-smoker, FUCK YOU! If we are no closet smoker in front of you, we obviously don't "give a hoot about what you think"-Weezer, yaaa.
So, in short, cigarettes are pretty cool and I donts gives a fuck if I die.
Here they are:
Smoker: The fag of your life. You can trust it, you can thrust it, you can suck it, you can fuck it. It makes my day. You would go mow the lawn for mommy and daddy just to have money to buy another pack. You would risk getting put in jail by using a fake ID JUST to buy another pack. People tell you it's addicting, you tell them that you COULD quit, you just don't want to.
Look at it like this, if you didn't smoke, you would never randomly go outside to get some fresh air and what could be more unhealthy than being inside all day...
Non-smoker: "Smoking a FUCKING smelly-addicting-disgusting cigarette!"
Well, as for the non-smoker, FUCK YOU! If we are no closet smoker in front of you, we obviously don't "give a hoot about what you think"-Weezer, yaaa.
So, in short, cigarettes are pretty cool and I donts gives a fuck if I die.
"OH EMM EFFF GEEE! Look at HER! WHY IS SHE SO HAPPY!?!...IS SHE DRUNK OR HIGH OR BOTH!? Drugs are REALLY EXPENSIVE!"
"Nooo! Look! She's just smoking a delicious cigarette!"
"ooooh."
"Nooo! Look! She's just smoking a delicious cigarette!"
"ooooh."
by Nehmrack July 11, 2008