Negger's definitions

VED

Acronym for: Violent Explosive Diarrhea

A 23-year-old man develops violent explosive diarrhea (VED), watery with blood, fecal leukocytes, and mucus approximately 3 days after eating chicken that was improperly cooked. Comma-shaped organisms were found in the fecal smear along with red blood cells and leukocytes. Which of the following pathogens is the most likely cause of these symptoms?

A. Campylobacter jejuni
B. Enterotoxigenic E. coli
C. Shigella sonnei
D. Staphylococcus aureus
E. Vibrio cholera

The correct answer is A.

by negger March 5, 2005

8======

A penis with no head.

Yo, she bit my dick while giving me head, my dick looks like this now: 8=========

by Negger November 9, 2003

Chang Disorder

When Chang goes "ERRMMMM!!!!! WRRRHHHMMM!!!! ERRRRMMMMMM!!!!" often followed by closed fist pounding of the lap.

Person A: Dude, would you quit coughing so hard, or are you trying to clear your throat?

Chang: No. I just have a small case of Chang Disorder.

by negger March 11, 2005

weirdo-meter

An ometer of big cock.

Look, Bungalow Bill's a fag!


And he eats babies.

by Negger April 23, 2004

Genrit

Pat's Boyfriend.

Me: Yo, guess who I saw the other day...
You: Who?
Me: GENRIT!!!
You: OH MY GOD GENRIT!!! WAKE UP GENRIT!!!! WAAAKKEE UPPP!!!!!

by Negger February 29, 2004

8========D

What do you think this is?

Hey, go suck a 8========D you bitch!!!! Add some jizz to it!!! 8========D~~~~~~~~~~ <--- "~~~" is jizz!!!

by Negger November 7, 2003

dead zone

Any geographical area that lacks cell phone service, or has very poor reception.

"I should not have signed up for Voice Stream because their service sucks shit in the East Coast. They have so many dead zones in their so called "Coverage Area"."

by Negger September 8, 2003