Negger's definitions

shmeck

I love eating shmeck all the way.

1) Choppped potato jammys
2) cook

by negger April 29, 2004

Chang Disorder

When Chang goes "ERRMMMM!!!!! WRRRHHHMMM!!!! ERRRRMMMMMM!!!!" often followed by closed fist pounding of the lap.

Person A: Dude, would you quit coughing so hard, or are you trying to clear your throat?

Chang: No. I just have a small case of Chang Disorder.

by negger March 11, 2005

weirdo-meter

An ometer of big cock.

Look, Bungalow Bill's a fag!


And he eats babies.

by Negger April 23, 2004

8======

A penis with no head.

Yo, she bit my dick while giving me head, my dick looks like this now: 8=========

by Negger November 9, 2003

Genrit

Pat's Boyfriend.

Me: Yo, guess who I saw the other day...
You: Who?
Me: GENRIT!!!
You: OH MY GOD GENRIT!!! WAKE UP GENRIT!!!! WAAAKKEE UPPP!!!!!

by Negger February 29, 2004

shmidy fape

the purest form of fapedom

shmidy fayp
schmidy fape
schmidy fayp

The tammyjape's got the ultimate shmidy fape!

by Negger October 31, 2004

VED

Acronym for: Violent Explosive Diarrhea

A 23-year-old man develops violent explosive diarrhea (VED), watery with blood, fecal leukocytes, and mucus approximately 3 days after eating chicken that was improperly cooked. Comma-shaped organisms were found in the fecal smear along with red blood cells and leukocytes. Which of the following pathogens is the most likely cause of these symptoms?

A. Campylobacter jejuni
B. Enterotoxigenic E. coli
C. Shigella sonnei
D. Staphylococcus aureus
E. Vibrio cholera

The correct answer is A.

by negger March 5, 2005