Natalie's definitions

Cotton Mouse

Cotton Mouse: 1. A cylindrical absorbant piece of cotton with a string for removal used during the female menstrual period to absorb blood, uteran lining, unused baby eggs, etc. 2. Tampon.

Man to his friend at Hooters:

"Damn, trim's killer. Exept for that cotton mouse peekin' out her short-shorts. Weak."

by Natalie February 1, 2004

DILF

it can also be a dude,popular among girl sufers and high school chicks

That guy is a total DILF!

by natalie July 16, 2003

holy mac

Slang for something ming boggling... Easier and shorter than saying holy macrole(the whole phrase). Usually heard during a dramatic or suprised state of mind. The same meaning as "Holy Shit"!

When I saw you smash your guitar I was like "Holy Mac" but then i realized it was mine, and i was like "Holy Mac"!

by natalie November 15, 2003

crustamanium

a place surronded by a bunch of unattractive, old, dirty people.

dude i went downtown when the shoes were by two get 1 pair free and it was this years crustamanium

by natalie July 15, 2003

the fed

"The fed" is a way of saying gossip or low-down. It can also mean whats up.

1. Hey guys, what's the fed?

by Natalie June 16, 2004

Kingdome

The stadium that was built in 1977 which the Seattle SeaHawks & Mariners use to play. In 2000 the Kingdome was demolished for the SeaHawks Stadium.

From Dome to DUST!

by Natalie December 6, 2003

red carpet squash

The action of a female squating down on another persons face while menstrating.

I gave Rachel a red carpet squash last night!

by Natalie February 2, 2005