Natalie's definitions

assgoblins

little blue critters that live in teapots and come out at night to teabag unsuspecting straight guys

"Man, those assgoblins got me last night"

"those assgoblins had massive balls"

by Natalie December 8, 2003

townie

Townies think there so 'ard' and the queer lads wit trackies hit girls!!

Do ur bit to clean up the streets KILL a townie!!
p.s burn in hell fuckin townies

townie: 'oi slut'
me: 'yer, ok'
townie: 'y u getin lairy u wana fite or wot??'
me: 'wot eva jus get a life!!'
(realises how sad it is and runs to get big brother)

by natalie September 12, 2004

red carpet squash

The action of a female squating down on another persons face while menstrating.

I gave Rachel a red carpet squash last night!

by Natalie February 2, 2005

coinkydinkying

Doing the same thing at the same time

When we do the same thing at the same time we are coinkydinkying

by Natalie July 2, 2003

Cotton Mouse

Cotton Mouse: 1. A cylindrical absorbant piece of cotton with a string for removal used during the female menstrual period to absorb blood, uteran lining, unused baby eggs, etc. 2. Tampon.

Man to his friend at Hooters:

"Damn, trim's killer. Exept for that cotton mouse peekin' out her short-shorts. Weak."

by Natalie February 1, 2004

classism

The judgment or stereotype of an individual or group based on their placement in society.

You would never see rich people and poor people to the same party

by Natalie May 13, 2005

reefa

Another name for marijuana. Like weed

"Bun da reefa!"

by Natalie June 6, 2003