Natalie's definitions

ruan

from the latin ruopa meaning "gods perfect creation". ruan is amazingly gorgeous with a wicked sense of humour. he is intelligent and knows how to party. if you are lucky enough to come across a ruan, treasure this special being for ever - you wont regret it!

ruan from essex is a fine example

by Natalie April 22, 2005

Cotton Mouse

Cotton Mouse: 1. A cylindrical absorbant piece of cotton with a string for removal used during the female menstrual period to absorb blood, uteran lining, unused baby eggs, etc. 2. Tampon.

Man to his friend at Hooters:

"Damn, trim's killer. Exept for that cotton mouse peekin' out her short-shorts. Weak."

by Natalie February 1, 2004

DILF

it can also be a dude,popular among girl sufers and high school chicks

That guy is a total DILF!

by natalie July 16, 2003

doublebagger

yeah what they said , only it applies to both genders..

dude did you see that chick what a DoubleBagger!! Dude did you see him? that was doublbagging material if i ever have seen one!

by natalie July 15, 2003

assgoblins

little blue critters that live in teapots and come out at night to teabag unsuspecting straight guys

"Man, those assgoblins got me last night"

"those assgoblins had massive balls"

by Natalie December 8, 2003

Kleezy

Means the same as "that was really weak". (A low blow)

That was kleezy of you to stand me up like that.

by Natalie April 14, 2004

stupid

a woman with a very large breastages or a man with a very long submarine

Wow she is really stupid!!!
He is the stupidest person I've ever seen...this should be fun.

by Natalie April 15, 2005