Nastina's definitions

retarted

when you just made a tart, then you make another tart, you retarted.

Lil' Jeffy-"momma, you made 2 tarts, so right now, YOU RETARTED!"

by Nastina September 5, 2005

Glamour

A great magazine for neo-feminists, with articles on women's issues, fashion, make-up, and celebrity features.Glamour is also known for thier dos & don'ts, where they photogragh people walking down the street to show examples of fashion dos and don'ts.

"Glamour says: wearing head-to-toe leopard print is definitely NOT a do!"

by Nastina September 5, 2005

pierceaholic

Somebody with WAY too many facial piercings. If you have both eyebrows, your tongue, AND more than one piercing in your lip, you are a pierceaholic and you look like an idiot.
Pierceaholics are usually, but not always, employed at your local tattoo and piercing parlor.Sometimes they are just gothic.

"Did you see that pierceaholic? What a tool!"

by Nastina August 5, 2005

a bitch in heat

1)a female dog on the prowl
2)what it's hotter than.

1)"Buffy's in heat! It's time to breed her!"
2)"I'm sweatin like a state fair sow! It's hotter than a bitch in heat!"

by Nastina September 4, 2005

USweekly

Really fluffy magazine with tons of glossy pictures and tons more of the latest celebrity gossip. Also known for thier 'fashion police' section in the back with famous people wearing the most laughable clothing ever!

"USweekly: one of my favorite guilty pleasures."

by Nastina September 5, 2005

Baguettes

Saggy, droopy titties that look like long loaves of frenchbread, normally found on ugly overweight girls who dress provacatively to advertise the fact that they are complete sluts.

My former friend has a disgusting pair of baguettes.If your cleavage continues down to your belly button, you have baguettes,so do the world a favor and cover those uglies up!

by Nastina September 5, 2005

Marco Del Rossi

The gay dude on "Degrassi: The Next Generation".

"Marco Del Rossi looks EXACTLY like my brother!"

by nastina June 11, 2006