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If you need to choose somebody for something, here's what to do.Count out the exact number of people that want to be chosen for something.Get some straws. Make sure they are not bendy straws, though.Be careful to only get as many straws as there are people that want to be chosen, if you get too many straws or not enough, this will not work. So anyway, get a straw for each person, but cut the bottom inch off of one of the straws. Have the group choose who will hold the straws (you can decide this also by drawing straws, but that will create a straw drawing cycle that can be endless, so I don't recommend it). The person that holds the straws moves them around in his/her hands a good deal, being careful to hide the bottom of the straws from view, and carefully mixes them around.Then, everybody grabs a straw, but the 'straw holder' has to go last, as it's possible he/she might be able to feel the length of the straws, and we want this to be fair.After everyone has finished 'drawing straws', everybody compares the length of thier straws to others, and the person who is discovered to be holding the 'short straw' is 'chosen'.
by Nastina August 30, 2005
a soundboard is a webpage with a whole bunch of little soundbytes on it from interviews with a celebrity or lines from a movie, to be used for entertainment purposes (i.e.- crank calling).
"Nicole is still pissed cuz I had her freaked out for two days after using the Michael Jackson soundboard on her.How can you not recognize Michael Jackson's voice?"
by Nastina August 6, 2005
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Controversial book written by Superhead, aka Karrine Steffans, noted dick-sucker and video-ho. Alot of rappers are mad, because she talks about how she gave them head and they don't want thier wives to find out. She keeps the identity of only one of the many rappers she sucked-up secret, she refers to him as "Papa" in the book. Many people are wondering who "Papa"is.
Book enthusiast 1: "Have you read 'Confessions of a Video Vixen' Yet?"
Book enthusiast 2: "Yes, I finally broke down and got it cuz it was on sale! I had to go take a shower after I read it, though! What a nasty slut!"
Book enthusiast 2: "Yes, I finally broke down and got it cuz it was on sale! I had to go take a shower after I read it, though! What a nasty slut!"
by Nastina June 8, 2006
by Nastina September 2, 2005
Get back is when your bf cheats on you, but you stay with him anyway,but you don't forgive and you can't forget, so you 'get back' at him.
This is how it's done: you tell the guy you wanna fuck (Sancho) that your bf cheated on you, so you wanna get back at him, but you still want to be with your boyfriend and you are just interested in sex, but nobody can ever know, so he must be discreet. Sancho will agree, cuz guys love sex, and they will do it under any circumstances, for any reason. You have now found 'the other man'.Enjoy fucking him for months, possibly years, behind your boyfriend's back, all the while bf never suspects a thing because HE is the cheater, not sweet little you.Get back sex is great, cuz it's forbidden,vengeful, and gives you variety, which, trust me, will give you multiple orgasms like never before.
This is how it's done: you tell the guy you wanna fuck (Sancho) that your bf cheated on you, so you wanna get back at him, but you still want to be with your boyfriend and you are just interested in sex, but nobody can ever know, so he must be discreet. Sancho will agree, cuz guys love sex, and they will do it under any circumstances, for any reason. You have now found 'the other man'.Enjoy fucking him for months, possibly years, behind your boyfriend's back, all the while bf never suspects a thing because HE is the cheater, not sweet little you.Get back sex is great, cuz it's forbidden,vengeful, and gives you variety, which, trust me, will give you multiple orgasms like never before.
by Nastina August 9, 2005
The best sitcom ever! A show both me AND my 6-year-old daughter can relate to, as it portrays the everyday funniness of REAL AMERICANS partaking in REAL LIFE.
by Nastina July 20, 2005