Nastina's definitions

did a fergie

Somebody has 'done a fergie' when they piss themselves in public, like Fergie from the black eyed peas did live, on stage in San Diego August 2, 2005.

"Haha! Did you google 'fergie wets pants'? How fucken disgusting!!!!"

by Nastina September 5, 2005

carrie underwood

The 'winner' of season 4 American Idol. She can now be seen warbling on TV 24hours a day as the spokesidiot for Hershey bars in those incessant commercials, which is why I now watch 90% less television.Think Leann Rimes with a third of her talent, drunk, and sleepy, and you get Carrie Underwood.

oh, dear lord, please turn of the television! carrie underwood is making my eyes and ears bleed! ACCCKKKK!!!!

by Nastina September 5, 2005

throwing stars

1-metal star-shaped sharpened weapons with knife-like points used (usually by ninjas) for throwing
2-the act of throwing throwing stars

1-"I'm gonna buy me some throwin stars!"
2-"Oh, shit!Watch out for that ninja! He's throwing stars!"

by Nastina August 31, 2005

draw straws

If you need to choose somebody for something, here's what to do.Count out the exact number of people that want to be chosen for something.Get some straws. Make sure they are not bendy straws, though.Be careful to only get as many straws as there are people that want to be chosen, if you get too many straws or not enough, this will not work. So anyway, get a straw for each person, but cut the bottom inch off of one of the straws. Have the group choose who will hold the straws (you can decide this also by drawing straws, but that will create a straw drawing cycle that can be endless, so I don't recommend it). The person that holds the straws moves them around in his/her hands a good deal, being careful to hide the bottom of the straws from view, and carefully mixes them around.Then, everybody grabs a straw, but the 'straw holder' has to go last, as it's possible he/she might be able to feel the length of the straws, and we want this to be fair.After everyone has finished 'drawing straws', everybody compares the length of thier straws to others, and the person who is discovered to be holding the 'short straw' is 'chosen'.

Drawing straws is a fair way to choose somebody for something.

by Nastina September 5, 2005

hide-and-seek

It's a game! You can play with 2 or more players.This is how you play:
First, pick someone to 'seek'.You can do this by flipping a coin if you are playing with only two players. If you are playing with three or more players, everybody will have to mutually decide who will seek,or you can draw straws. Next, the person who is the 'seeker' has to find a corner, cover his eyes, and face the wall and start counting (I recommend counting to 30,but you can also count to 45 or 100 if you want). While the 'seeker' is busy counting, the 'hider(s)' will hide. When the 'seeker' is finished counting, he will commence 'seeking' for the 'hiders'. The winner is the person who is found last in a hide-and-seek game of three or more, and the winner of a two-person game would naturally be the 'hider', no matter what, as he wins basically by default.

Oh, man! You've GOTTA play
hide-and-seek!It's really cool!

by Nastina September 5, 2005

def jam vendetta

BEST. GAME. EVER!!! I love it! A wrestling game with Ludacris, WC, Method Man, Redman, Scarface, Joe Budden, DMX, Capone, and my personal favorite, N.O.R.E . It's so bad, it's good. Super-cheesy dialogue, with bitch-fights through out. Beware of playstation thumb, though.

Def Jam Vendetta...I could play it for DAYS!

by Nastina September 24, 2005

that's news to me!

What you say to somebody when they say something completely dumb. Must be said in a really sarcastic, annoying tone.

Phil-"Toni Braxton was born a man! She admitted it on Oprah."
Dave-"WOW! That's news to me!"

Janie-"Bush totally planned 9/11 to make himself look good!"
Pete-"That's news to me!"

by Nastina September 5, 2005