Nastina's definitions

retarted

when you just made a tart, then you make another tart, you retarted.

Lil' Jeffy-"momma, you made 2 tarts, so right now, YOU RETARTED!"

by Nastina September 5, 2005

Takeshi Kaneshiro

Popular Asian actor, born October 11, 1973 in Taipei, Taiwan, to a Taiwanese mother and a Japanese father. He's starred in many movies in many different countries due to his fluency in Mandarin, Japanese,Cantonese,and Taiwanese. He also speaks English, as he attended New York Film school for a while, but unfortunately has not starred in any American films yet.He has been called the 'Asian Johnny Depp' for his sometimes quirky choice of film and TV roles and his former teen-idol status (he began his career as a pop singer).In America, he is probably best remembered as Jin in 'House of Flying Daggers'.Also starred in 'Chungking Express'.

Takeshi Kaneshiro is a very talented actor, as well as an extremely handsome man. :)

by Nastina September 5, 2005

USweekly

Really fluffy magazine with tons of glossy pictures and tons more of the latest celebrity gossip. Also known for thier 'fashion police' section in the back with famous people wearing the most laughable clothing ever!

"USweekly: one of my favorite guilty pleasures."

by Nastina September 5, 2005

Baguettes

Saggy, droopy titties that look like long loaves of frenchbread, normally found on ugly overweight girls who dress provacatively to advertise the fact that they are complete sluts.

My former friend has a disgusting pair of baguettes.If your cleavage continues down to your belly button, you have baguettes,so do the world a favor and cover those uglies up!

by Nastina September 5, 2005

game thumb

What happens to your thumb after playing 2 or more consecutive hours of video games, especially games where you have to continuously tap buttons to get up and/or use the analog sticks.A blistered, red sensitive thumb. See nintendo thumb and playstation thumb.

If you play a Def Jam game, game thumb is a given. Bet on it.

by Nastina September 24, 2005

turkish delights

A jellyish, rectangular candy with powdered sugar on the outside.
In 'The Lion,The Witch, and The Wardrobe, youngest brother Edmund is offered magical turkish delights (his favorite candy) by the White Witch, who promises to give him more if he brings his sisters and brothers to her.

"Turkish delights are old people candies."

by Nastina August 8, 2005

def jam vendetta

BEST. GAME. EVER!!! I love it! A wrestling game with Ludacris, WC, Method Man, Redman, Scarface, Joe Budden, DMX, Capone, and my personal favorite, N.O.R.E . It's so bad, it's good. Super-cheesy dialogue, with bitch-fights through out. Beware of playstation thumb, though.

Def Jam Vendetta...I could play it for DAYS!

by Nastina September 24, 2005