Nastina's definitions

one

It's like a livestrong, only it's white so it doesn't attract bees.And, of course, it says 'one' on it.It raises money for Africa. Fergie,Snoop Dogg, Alicia Keys,Kanye West, Jay-Z, Simple Plan,Brad Pitt,Madonna and Sting all wear a 'one'.Cancer is OUT, Africa is IN!

"man, all these wristbands are gay, but if i had to wear one, i'd probably wear a 'one'.

by Nastina September 5, 2005

a bitch in heat

1)a female dog on the prowl
2)what it's hotter than.

1)"Buffy's in heat! It's time to breed her!"
2)"I'm sweatin like a state fair sow! It's hotter than a bitch in heat!"

by Nastina September 4, 2005

throwing stars

1-metal star-shaped sharpened weapons with knife-like points used (usually by ninjas) for throwing
2-the act of throwing throwing stars

1-"I'm gonna buy me some throwin stars!"
2-"Oh, shit!Watch out for that ninja! He's throwing stars!"

by Nastina August 31, 2005

USweekly

Really fluffy magazine with tons of glossy pictures and tons more of the latest celebrity gossip. Also known for thier 'fashion police' section in the back with famous people wearing the most laughable clothing ever!

"USweekly: one of my favorite guilty pleasures."

by Nastina September 5, 2005

Baguettes

Saggy, droopy titties that look like long loaves of frenchbread, normally found on ugly overweight girls who dress provacatively to advertise the fact that they are complete sluts.

My former friend has a disgusting pair of baguettes.If your cleavage continues down to your belly button, you have baguettes,so do the world a favor and cover those uglies up!

by Nastina September 5, 2005

pothead

A complete loser who's got nothing better to do than smoke/talk about smoking weed.If smoking marijuana is the only thing interesting you can talk about, you are a BORING FUCK! My Granny smoked weed...it's not original OR exciting, you STUPID FUCKEN HIPPY!

"Light up a blunt, man, I got nothin more exciting to do then smoke weed...yea...i'm cool...i can put a joint to my mouth and LIGHT IT! I'm so original...."

by Nastina September 1, 2005

Glamour

A great magazine for neo-feminists, with articles on women's issues, fashion, make-up, and celebrity features.Glamour is also known for thier dos & don'ts, where they photogragh people walking down the street to show examples of fashion dos and don'ts.

"Glamour says: wearing head-to-toe leopard print is definitely NOT a do!"

by Nastina September 5, 2005