If you need to choose somebody for something, here's what to do.Count out the exact number of people that want to be chosen for something.Get some straws. Make sure they are not bendy straws, though.Be careful to only get as many straws as there are people that want to be chosen, if you get too many straws or not enough, this will not work. So anyway, get a straw for each person, but cut the bottom inch off of one of the straws. Have the group choose who will hold the straws (you can decide this also by drawing straws, but that will create a straw drawing cycle that can be endless, so I don't recommend it). The person that holds the straws moves them around in his/her hands a good deal, being careful to hide the bottom of the straws from view, and carefully mixes them around.Then, everybody grabs a straw, but the 'straw holder' has to go last, as it's possible he/she might be able to feel the length of the straws, and we want this to be fair.After everyone has finished 'drawing straws', everybody compares the length of thier straws to others, and the person who is discovered to be holding the 'short straw' is 'chosen'.
by Nastina August 30, 2005
a soundboard is a webpage with a whole bunch of little soundbytes on it from interviews with a celebrity or lines from a movie, to be used for entertainment purposes (i.e.- crank calling).
"Nicole is still pissed cuz I had her freaked out for two days after using the Michael Jackson soundboard on her.How can you not recognize Michael Jackson's voice?"
by Nastina August 06, 2005
Karrine Steffans, aka Superhead, author of the very controversial Confessions of a Video Vixen. You may know her as the video-ho with the incredibly fake-looking implants covered by gold pasties that was in Mistikal's 'Danger' video. She is notorious for giving head to many, many rappers. Why she would want to be famous for sucking dick is anyone's guess!
Book-loving individual 1:"Superhead looks like she is taking a huge dump in the photo on the back of her book."
Book-loving individual 2: "I know, lol! Who do you think Papa is? I bet it's Scarface!"
B.L.1: "No way! It's gotta be L.L. Cool J!"
Book-loving individual 2: "I know, lol! Who do you think Papa is? I bet it's Scarface!"
B.L.1: "No way! It's gotta be L.L. Cool J!"
by nastina June 08, 2006
Somebody with WAY too many facial piercings. If you have both eyebrows, your tongue, AND more than one piercing in your lip, you are a pierceaholic and you look like an idiot.
Pierceaholics are usually, but not always, employed at your local tattoo and piercing parlor.Sometimes they are just gothic.
Pierceaholics are usually, but not always, employed at your local tattoo and piercing parlor.Sometimes they are just gothic.
by Nastina July 17, 2005
A place in the mall where ugly girls go to get thier picture taken. Glamour shots has a make-up artists on site to make you up before they take your picture.After the glamour shots treatment, most girls leave with photos making them look like ugly drag queens instead of mere ugly girls.
"OMG, I started laughing when Nicole showed me her glamour shots.I just couldn't keep it in, she really thinks she's cute!"
by Nastina August 25, 2005
It's a game! You can play with 2 or more players.This is how you play:
First, pick someone to 'seek'.You can do this by flipping a coin if you are playing with only two players. If you are playing with three or more players, everybody will have to mutually decide who will seek,or you can draw straws. Next, the person who is the 'seeker' has to find a corner, cover his eyes, and face the wall and start counting (I recommend counting to 30,but you can also count to 45 or 100 if you want). While the 'seeker' is busy counting, the 'hider(s)' will hide. When the 'seeker' is finished counting, he will commence 'seeking' for the 'hiders'. The winner is the person who is found last in a hide-and-seek game of three or more, and the winner of a two-person game would naturally be the 'hider', no matter what, as he wins basically by default.
First, pick someone to 'seek'.You can do this by flipping a coin if you are playing with only two players. If you are playing with three or more players, everybody will have to mutually decide who will seek,or you can draw straws. Next, the person who is the 'seeker' has to find a corner, cover his eyes, and face the wall and start counting (I recommend counting to 30,but you can also count to 45 or 100 if you want). While the 'seeker' is busy counting, the 'hider(s)' will hide. When the 'seeker' is finished counting, he will commence 'seeking' for the 'hiders'. The winner is the person who is found last in a hide-and-seek game of three or more, and the winner of a two-person game would naturally be the 'hider', no matter what, as he wins basically by default.
by Nastina August 30, 2005
A book by C.S. Lewis in which four siblings find a passageway to a magical land in the back of an old wardrobe.
I have read 'The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe' at least once a year since i was 12. After 14 years, it is still much better than this Harry Potter nonsense.
by Nastina August 08, 2005