Nastina's definitions

Confessions of a Video Vixen

Controversial book written by Superhead, aka Karrine Steffans, noted dick-sucker and video-ho. Alot of rappers are mad, because she talks about how she gave them head and they don't want thier wives to find out. She keeps the identity of only one of the many rappers she sucked-up secret, she refers to him as "Papa" in the book. Many people are wondering who "Papa"is.

Book enthusiast 1: "Have you read 'Confessions of a Video Vixen' Yet?"
Book enthusiast 2: "Yes, I finally broke down and got it cuz it was on sale! I had to go take a shower after I read it, though! What a nasty slut!"

by nastina June 11, 2006

malcolm in the middle

The best sitcom ever! A show both me AND my 6-year-old daughter can relate to, as it portrays the everyday funniness of REAL AMERICANS partaking in REAL LIFE.

"I could watch reruns of 'Malcolm' forever,it's so cool!"

by Nastina August 9, 2005

pothead

A complete loser who's got nothing better to do than smoke/talk about smoking weed.If smoking marijuana is the only thing interesting you can talk about, you are a BORING FUCK! My Granny smoked weed...it's not original OR exciting, you STUPID FUCKEN HIPPY!

"Light up a blunt, man, I got nothin more exciting to do then smoke weed...yea...i'm cool...i can put a joint to my mouth and LIGHT IT! I'm so original...."

by Nastina September 1, 2005

"Papa"

Superhead's secret lover who she has yet to reveal. There is much speculation as to which famous rapper "Papa" is , and why Superhead wants to keep it a secret, when she names everybody else in her book, "Confessions of a Video Vixen".

I know who "Papa" is, do you?

by nastina June 11, 2006

Glamour

A great magazine for neo-feminists, with articles on women's issues, fashion, make-up, and celebrity features.Glamour is also known for thier dos & don'ts, where they photogragh people walking down the street to show examples of fashion dos and don'ts.

"Glamour says: wearing head-to-toe leopard print is definitely NOT a do!"

by Nastina September 5, 2005

mani-pedi

The act of getting a manicure and a pedicure at the same time.

"My friend gets mani-pedis all the time, but I refuse to demean some poor woman by making her scrape my feet. Also, I don't like somebody weird touchin my feet."

by Nastina August 31, 2005

pain-wimp

Someone who is a big fat baby when it comes to pain of any kind.When every headache is a migraine and every sprain is a break.

"My boyfriend is such a pain-wimp! I punched him in his stomach and he was all doubled-over..."

by Nastina September 24, 2005