Nastina's definitions

what can brown do for you?

Disgusting slogan for a crappy-ass parcel service.Believe me, brown cant do NUTHIN for me!

"Apparently, they can fuck up my address when I order something online...fuck brown!

by Nastina August 31, 2005

"Papa"

Superhead's secret lover who she has yet to reveal. There is much speculation as to which famous rapper "Papa" is , and why Superhead wants to keep it a secret, when she names everybody else in her book, "Confessions of a Video Vixen".

I know who "Papa" is, do you?

by nastina June 11, 2006

pothead

A complete loser who's got nothing better to do than smoke/talk about smoking weed.If smoking marijuana is the only thing interesting you can talk about, you are a BORING FUCK! My Granny smoked weed...it's not original OR exciting, you STUPID FUCKEN HIPPY!

"Light up a blunt, man, I got nothin more exciting to do then smoke weed...yea...i'm cool...i can put a joint to my mouth and LIGHT IT! I'm so original...."

by Nastina September 1, 2005

soundboard

a soundboard is a webpage with a whole bunch of little soundbytes on it from interviews with a celebrity or lines from a movie, to be used for entertainment purposes (i.e.- crank calling).

"Nicole is still pissed cuz I had her freaked out for two days after using the Michael Jackson soundboard on her.How can you not recognize Michael Jackson's voice?"

by Nastina August 31, 2005

G A

General Assistance.Welfare for adults with no dependant children.

"Hey, Mom! Give me a ride to the Welfare Office.Since I just turned 18, I gotta go get my G.A.!"

by Nastina August 5, 2005

The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe

A book by C.S. Lewis in which four siblings find a passageway to a magical land in the back of an old wardrobe.

I have read 'The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe' at least once a year since i was 12. After 14 years, it is still much better than this Harry Potter nonsense.

by Nastina September 2, 2005

Sacramento

The capital of California, also known as Suckramento.Contrary to popular belief, Sacramento is NOT a cowtown, Sacramento County is mostly urban-suburban, but make no mistake, it is DEFINITELY NOT exciting here either. After 10pm, there is absolutely nothing to do, unless you enjoy getting drunk (like everywhere, bars are open until 2am), or going to the 24-hour WalMart, or smoking crank.

"Sacramento: where fun comes to die..."

by Nastina August 31, 2005