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draw straws

If you need to choose somebody for something, here's what to do.Count out the exact number of people that want to be chosen for something.Get some straws. Make sure they are not bendy straws, though.Be careful to only get as many straws as there are people that want to be chosen, if you get too many straws or not enough, this will not work. So anyway, get a straw for each person, but cut the bottom inch off of one of the straws. Have the group choose who will hold the straws (you can decide this also by drawing straws, but that will create a straw drawing cycle that can be endless, so I don't recommend it). The person that holds the straws moves them around in his/her hands a good deal, being careful to hide the bottom of the straws from view, and carefully mixes them around.Then, everybody grabs a straw, but the 'straw holder' has to go last, as it's possible he/she might be able to feel the length of the straws, and we want this to be fair.After everyone has finished 'drawing straws', everybody compares the length of thier straws to others, and the person who is discovered to be holding the 'short straw' is 'chosen'.
Drawing straws is a fair way to choose somebody for something.
by Nastina September 5, 2005
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what can brown do for you?

Disgusting slogan for a crappy-ass parcel service.Believe me, brown cant do NUTHIN for me!
"Apparently, they can fuck up my address when I order something online...fuck brown!
by Nastina August 31, 2005
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get back

Get back is when your bf cheats on you, but you stay with him anyway,but you don't forgive and you can't forget, so you 'get back' at him.
This is how it's done: you tell the guy you wanna fuck (Sancho) that your bf cheated on you, so you wanna get back at him, but you still want to be with your boyfriend and you are just interested in sex, but nobody can ever know, so he must be discreet. Sancho will agree, cuz guys love sex, and they will do it under any circumstances, for any reason. You have now found 'the other man'.Enjoy fucking him for months, possibly years, behind your boyfriend's back, all the while bf never suspects a thing because HE is the cheater, not sweet little you.Get back sex is great, cuz it's forbidden,vengeful, and gives you variety, which, trust me, will give you multiple orgasms like never before.
"Get back isn't cheating, it's get back.He did it first!"
by Nastina September 2, 2005
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Uncut

A show on BET that claims to be Uncut, yet everything is blurred out.
Calling this show "Uncut" is technically correct, yet it is still false advertising, considering it is not uncensored like the term "uncut" implies.
by nastina June 11, 2006
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dicky-doo

When the fat guy's belly sticks out more than his dicky-doo!
'Look at Chubbs over there...I bet he got a dicky-doo!'
by Nastina August 31, 2005
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niggarows

1-cornrows
2-negro, nigga
1-"Hook me up with some tightass niggarows!"
2-"What's crackalackin, niggarow?"
by Nastina August 31, 2005
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pothead

A complete loser who's got nothing better to do than smoke/talk about smoking weed.If smoking marijuana is the only thing interesting you can talk about, you are a BORING FUCK! My Granny smoked weed...it's not original OR exciting, you STUPID FUCKEN HIPPY!
"Light up a blunt, man, I got nothin more exciting to do then smoke weed...yea...i'm cool...i can put a joint to my mouth and LIGHT IT! I'm so original...."
by Nastina September 1, 2005
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