Naomi's definitions

melted banana

n. caused by naomi costa gag; not to be confused with minted like banans

my milkshake gave him a melted banana

by naomi March 25, 2005

absofuckinglutely

Comes from the first episode of sex & the city.

A combination of the expressions "absolutely" and "fuck yeah" (absofuckinglutely) that means a very firmative yes

Carrie asks Mr. Big if he's ever been in love and he says "absofuckinglutely."

Big often used this term.

by Naomi December 25, 2004

Bogart

To hold onto something for too long when you are supposed to pass it on.

Oh sorry didn't mean to bogart the pipe. Here.

by Naomi December 25, 2004

Back to Narnia

When a homosexual or bisexual "comes out" (of the closet) and then changes their mind and pretends to be straight again. From "The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe" by C.S Lewis, where you go in the wardrobe (closet) to get to Narnia.

"What happened to your ex, Naomi?"

"Oh, she went back to Narnia."

by Naomi January 23, 2005

blag

1) to irritate, pester or annoy
2) to make up

1) "she was really blagging me" or "he is such a blag"
2)"i blagged that whole english exam"

by naomi January 25, 2005

anti-bush

Anti-bush means you are against the over growth of pubic hair in your nether region. A prefence for short or no pubic hair.

Because I am "anti-bush" I shave a minimum of 2 times per week to maintain my well kept genital garden.

by Naomi February 3, 2005

squirtle

A wet fart or suprise diarrhea. Will most definately need a fresh pair of undies afterwards.

Eric had a squirtle when he was doing jumping jacks yesterday. Luckily it didn't make it down his leg.

by Naomi February 3, 2005