Naomi's definitions

Vonnegut

Kurt Vonnegut, best-selling author of the book Slaughterhouse-Five and other memorables like Slapstick. Writes about death and war.

"I want to time travel like Billy Pilgrim in Vonnegut's novel."

"Shit man, you're a freak."

by Naomi July 4, 2006

glastonbury

A long-running Bristish music festival, which happens once a year in the summer for three days. The weather is typically rainy and the ground is often muddy. Magic Mushrooms are popular there.

"Man, I got so fucked on shrooms at glasto"

by Naomi June 27, 2004

placebo

A truely spiffing band. Sadly, people only seem to take notice of the sexy lead singer, and not the other two sexy members! They are friends with David Bowie, which makes them even cooler. Look out for the bassist's dance moves, they rule.

Oh my, when I saw Placebo live I was about two feet away from Stefan's hips *drools*

by Naomi June 27, 2004

hotbox

when someone is hot with the cops

Yo, stop bein such a hotbox, put that shit away.

by naomi December 6, 2003

Two Bob Cunt

Used in the Libertines song "What A Waster", this phrase means "Cheap Whore"

Mind your bleedin' own, you two bob cunt.

by Naomi September 2, 2004

chestuh

john oram aka stacks supervisor

i hang out in dorms 'cuz i'm a chestuh.

i buy my clothes at the "children's place" 'cuz i'm a chestuh.

i look at girls young enough to be my grandaughter 'cuz i'm a chestuh.

by Naomi February 5, 2005

melted banana

n. caused by naomi costa gag; not to be confused with minted like banans

my milkshake gave him a melted banana

by naomi March 25, 2005