Naomi's definitions

glastonbury

A long-running Bristish music festival, which happens once a year in the summer for three days. The weather is typically rainy and the ground is often muddy. Magic Mushrooms are popular there.

"Man, I got so fucked on shrooms at glasto"

by Naomi June 27, 2004

Two Bob Cunt

Used in the Libertines song "What A Waster", this phrase means "Cheap Whore"

Mind your bleedin' own, you two bob cunt.

by Naomi September 2, 2004

chestuh

john oram aka stacks supervisor

i hang out in dorms 'cuz i'm a chestuh.

i buy my clothes at the "children's place" 'cuz i'm a chestuh.

i look at girls young enough to be my grandaughter 'cuz i'm a chestuh.

by Naomi February 5, 2005

Well Goff

A phrase used to describe people who try all too hard to be different and alternative. They ususally have websites full of their angst filled poetry, and love to tell others of their "pain".

Goff: "I cry tears of blood, my heart is in the mud."

Naomi: "Jesus christ, you're well goff"

by Naomi September 2, 2004

melted banana

n. caused by naomi costa gag; not to be confused with minted like banans

my milkshake gave him a melted banana

by naomi March 25, 2005

miss chris

a really funky lil dude , into good bands such as linkin park , nirvana etc.. likes hugging tree's lying in the middle of roads , being made to wave at cars by sertan naomi's , buddhist with an open mind * CHAMP OF K4 AT 14 * verry clever funky dude!

bonjour , monsier christophe ;)

by naomi March 4, 2004

what to do

a commmon phrase in Israel. means that you`ve tried all the posibilities there are and still cannot find a solution.

we`ve tried Humus, we`ve tried falafel, we`ve tried double-burger with chips, but what to do - we are still hungry

by Naomi March 14, 2005