Naomi's definitions

absofuckinglutely

Comes from the first episode of sex & the city.

A combination of the expressions "absolutely" and "fuck yeah" (absofuckinglutely) that means a very firmative yes

Carrie asks Mr. Big if he's ever been in love and he says "absofuckinglutely."

Big often used this term.

by Naomi December 25, 2004

chestuh

john oram aka stacks supervisor

i hang out in dorms 'cuz i'm a chestuh.

i buy my clothes at the "children's place" 'cuz i'm a chestuh.

i look at girls young enough to be my grandaughter 'cuz i'm a chestuh.

by Naomi February 5, 2005

Two Bob Cunt

Used in the Libertines song "What A Waster", this phrase means "Cheap Whore"

Mind your bleedin' own, you two bob cunt.

by Naomi September 2, 2004

johnny borrell

Probably one of the most confident (and yes, I admit, a little abnoxious) rock stars of the new millenium. He has an awsome voice, a somewhat sexy body and is mos def creative. Up All Night is AWSOME!!!!!!!! Underneath all that confidence is a truly sweet person.

Johnny Borrell is awsome, and so is Jules Casablancas!

by Naomi February 28, 2005

The darkness

As Justin and Dan Hawkins put it, "All music comes from the darkness, whether its fighting it or feeding off it."

Also one of my favourite bands in the world next to Razorlight and The Strokes.

Also, strangely enough and for a reason I cannot understand either, I love Justin!!! He's awsome, great vocals, exellent spandex cat suits and Les Pauls guitar. Justin also donated his suit from "I Believe in a Thing Called Love" video to raise money for the tsunami.

GO THE DARKNESS!

I think the Darkness is really growing on me!
(love is only a feeling, etc.)

by Naomi February 28, 2005

squirtle

A wet fart or suprise diarrhea. Will most definately need a fresh pair of undies afterwards.

Eric had a squirtle when he was doing jumping jacks yesterday. Luckily it didn't make it down his leg.

by Naomi February 3, 2005

ass-a-hoy

Giant, rotund gluteus maximus. Generally so enormous that to cross it's path could mean being squashed to the point of death. Warning: Keep a safe distance of 10 feet minimum between you and the unruly beast!

Family Guy: Brian encounters Peter in the kitchen doorway barely squeezes by stating "Wow, ASS-A-HOY!"

by Naomi February 4, 2005