26 definitions by Name removed by the NSA
Uh oh... Guess what day it is!
Guess. What. Day. It. Is.
Eh?
Hey, julie, guess what day it is?
Oh come on, I know you can hear me!
Mikemikemikemikemike!
What day is it mike?
Hehehuhaha!
Lesley, guess what today is!
(It's hump day)
WooWOO!!
HuMP DaEEEYYY! Yeah!
Guess. What. Day. It. Is.
Eh?
Hey, julie, guess what day it is?
Oh come on, I know you can hear me!
Mikemikemikemikemike!
What day is it mike?
Hehehuhaha!
Lesley, guess what today is!
(It's hump day)
WooWOO!!
HuMP DaEEEYYY! Yeah!
by Name removed by the NSA December 7, 2013
1.Waste expelled from the body through the anus
2.An exclamation, usually of displeasure or fear
3.What you are a piece of for looking this up on the Urban Dictionary
2.An exclamation, usually of displeasure or fear
3.What you are a piece of for looking this up on the Urban Dictionary
by Name removed by the NSA December 4, 2013
A vast network of data that is
40% pornography
30% cat pictures
19% creeps
10% advertisements
10% the word "gay"
1% relevant information
All of which is spied on by the NSA
40% pornography
30% cat pictures
19% creeps
10% advertisements
10% the word "gay"
1% relevant information
All of which is spied on by the NSA
People keep saying that we should go back to the "Glory days" of the 1950's. But we can't; now we have the internet.
by Name removed by the NSA November 16, 2013
by Name removed by the NSA December 19, 2013
One of the greatest websites in the history of man.
One can browse randomly selected funny pictures that will almost always make you crack up.
One can also submit their own picture to damnlol.
The only downside is all the ads for shitty games, or the occasional pop-up that usually leads to a porn site.
Also has an almost unlimited supply of knockoff sites (dmanlol.com, damnlo.com, etc.)
One can browse randomly selected funny pictures that will almost always make you crack up.
One can also submit their own picture to damnlol.
The only downside is all the ads for shitty games, or the occasional pop-up that usually leads to a porn site.
Also has an almost unlimited supply of knockoff sites (dmanlol.com, damnlo.com, etc.)
by Name removed by the NSA December 8, 2013
Proof that you can take a dump, call it a song, slap some pretty faces on it, and get famous from it.
Also proof that said dump can be fought over by clingy bitches all over the world.
Also proof that said dump can be fought over by clingy bitches all over the world.
Harry: Come on, Liam, we'll be late!
Liam: Just hold up, I'm writing our next One direction song.
*Takes large and painful dump*
Liam: Just hold up, I'm writing our next One direction song.
*Takes large and painful dump*
by Name removed by the NSA December 6, 2013
1. Abbreviation for "Laugh out Loud". Substitution for laughter.
2. How girls on the internet let guys know that they do anal
2. How girls on the internet let guys know that they do anal
1. A- why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from your mother's ugly face!
B- What's the difference between your penis and your jokes? Nobody laughs at your jokes.
C- lol
A- F**k you
B- lol
D- lol
2. See slut
B- What's the difference between your penis and your jokes? Nobody laughs at your jokes.
C- lol
A- F**k you
B- lol
D- lol
2. See slut
by Name removed by the NSA December 6, 2013