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b: {very arabic name}
Airport cop: Come with me, please.
b: God dammit, it's an anal cavity search, isn't it?
Airport cop: Don't worry, we're only violating a COUPLE of your rights..
*glove snaps*
b: {very arabic name}
Airport cop: Come with me, please.
b: God dammit, it's an anal cavity search, isn't it?
Airport cop: Don't worry, we're only violating a COUPLE of your rights..
*glove snaps*
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