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Hump day 

Wednesday. The "hump" of the week.

Uh oh... Guess what day it is!

Guess. What. Day. It. Is.
Eh?
Hey, julie, guess what day it is?
Oh come on, I know you can hear me!
Mikemikemikemikemike!
What day is it mike?
Hehehuhaha!
Lesley, guess what today is!
(It's hump day)
WooWOO!!

HuMP DaEEEYYY! Yeah!

Hump day by Name removed by the NSA December 6, 2013

Lol 

1. Abbreviation for "Laugh out Loud". Substitution for laughter.

2. How girls on the internet let guys know that they do anal

1. A- why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from your mother's ugly face!

B- What's the difference between your penis and your jokes? Nobody laughs at your jokes.

C- lol

A- F**k you

B- lol

D- lol

2. See slut

Lol by Name removed by the NSA December 5, 2013

One direction

Proof that you can take a dump, call it a song, slap some pretty faces on it, and get famous from it.

Also proof that said dump can be fought over by clingy bitches all over the world.

Harry: Come on, Liam, we'll be late!

Liam: Just hold up, I'm writing our next One direction song.

*Takes large and painful dump*

One direction by Name removed by the NSA December 5, 2013

Twilight 

The most famous keyboard slam of all time

Girl- want to watch twilight?

Boy- sure! *shoots himself*

Twilight by Name removed by the NSA December 5, 2013

Shit 

1.Waste expelled from the body through the anus

2.An exclamation, usually of displeasure or fear

3.What you are a piece of for looking this up on the Urban Dictionary

1. Hold up, I need to take a shit

2. Aw, Shit!

3. Say I, spell Map, say Sofa Shit

Shit by Name removed by the NSA December 3, 2013

Penis 

What immature six-year-olds look up on the internet

Your mommy will not be proud

"Penis" is a very bad word

Penis by Name removed by the NSA November 15, 2013

Firecracker 

A small explosive generally used by really stupid people

We had a blast playing with firecrackers- until someone got hurt

Firecracker by Name removed by the NSA November 15, 2013