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Firecracker

A small explosive generally used by really stupid people

We had a blast playing with firecrackers- until someone got hurt

by Name removed by the NSA November 15, 2013

Lol

1. Abbreviation for "Laugh out Loud". Substitution for laughter.

2. How girls on the internet let guys know that they do anal

1. A- why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from your mother's ugly face!

B- What's the difference between your penis and your jokes? Nobody laughs at your jokes.

C- lol

A- F**k you

B- lol

D- lol

2. See slut

by Name removed by the NSA December 5, 2013

Religion

What Atheists bitch about on the internet

Atheist: religion is the biggest lie in the history of humankind *insert rest of shitfest*

Normal person: how about you just let me believe what I want to believe?

Atheist: *mind explodes*

by Name removed by the NSA December 9, 2013

Vampire

A badass, classic monster. It resembles a human, except for it's long, sharp fangs, and unusually pale skin. It lives on blood, sucking it from it's victims by biting them, usually on the neck. Similar to a zombie, the victim either dies, or turns into a vampire.

A vampire sleeps in a coffin during the day, as it will burn in the daylight. It is also often associated with bats.

Not to be confused with a sparkling little fucking FAIRY that stalks girls in high school 1/8 their age.

Girl: OMGG EDWARD IS SOOOOO HAWT!!!!1!!ONE1!!!!!

Boy: Please die..

This is an example of how the Vampire has been tainted forever.

by Name removed by the NSA December 13, 2013

Red Water

1. Water that happens to be red

2. A Minecraft joke referring to lava

3. A girl's period

1. What the hell? Dude, look at this red water!

2. If you walk into red water, it will give you a health boost *snicker snicker*

3. I can't come to your party, sorry. The red water's flowing, if you know what I mean..

by Name removed by the NSA December 17, 2013

The NSA

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damnlol

One of the greatest websites in the history of man.
One can browse randomly selected funny pictures that will almost always make you crack up.

One can also submit their own picture to damnlol.

The only downside is all the ads for shitty games, or the occasional pop-up that usually leads to a porn site.

Also has an almost unlimited supply of knockoff sites (dmanlol.com, damnlo.com, etc.)

Whenever I'm bored, I like to go on damnlol.com

by Name removed by the NSA December 7, 2013