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Nerd

That one unpopular kid in high school that will probably be your boss someday

They call me Nerd... But they'll see.. They'll ALL see!

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Tsar bomba

The one thing, other than Chuck Norris' foot, that if you see, you immediately know you are going to die

What more is there to say? Its Tsar Bomba

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Atheist

A person who tries to prove the non-existence of an entity that resides outside of the universe using the laws of the universe

There is nothing wrong with being Atheist. This is just my opinion.

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Shit

1.Waste expelled from the body through the anus

2.An exclamation, usually of displeasure or fear

3.What you are a piece of for looking this up on the Urban Dictionary

1. Hold up, I need to take a shit

2. Aw, Shit!

3. Say I, spell Map, say Sofa Shit

by Name removed by the NSA December 3, 2013

Lol

1. Abbreviation for "Laugh out Loud". Substitution for laughter.

2. How girls on the internet let guys know that they do anal

1. A- why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from your mother's ugly face!

B- What's the difference between your penis and your jokes? Nobody laughs at your jokes.

C- lol

A- F**k you

B- lol

D- lol

2. See slut

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One direction

Proof that you can take a dump, call it a song, slap some pretty faces on it, and get famous from it.

Also proof that said dump can be fought over by clingy bitches all over the world.

Harry: Come on, Liam, we'll be late!

Liam: Just hold up, I'm writing our next One direction song.

*Takes large and painful dump*

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Twilight

The most famous keyboard slam of all time

Girl- want to watch twilight?

Boy- sure! *shoots himself*

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