Irish Mourning

A shot that consists of equal parts Jameson, Patron XO and Bailey's.

Spelled "Irish Mourning" because you'll be in mourning for your dead liver the next day.
Bartender! 13 Irish Mournings at once!

It's a Baby Guinness with some balls.
by NYkid420 March 09, 2013
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Ford Contour

A sly way of calling someone a cunt-whore, as contour sounds similar when said quickly.
She's such a bitch, she should be driving a Ford Contour.
by NYkid420 February 26, 2010
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Beefed

1.Dude, I just beefed in my pants again.

2.Have you ever seen The Pelican Brief?

You mean, 'The Pelican beefed! hahahah
by NYkid420 February 26, 2010
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Skwunt

A combination of the words skank, twat, and cunt. The worst thing you could call someone.
She wouldn't let Chris come to the hockey game.

Wow, what a skwunt.
by NYkid420 November 26, 2009
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New York Giants

1. An American Football team.

2. A clever way of using an acronym to call someone a homosexual. As, 'N.Y.G.' = 'Nigga, you gay.'

Can be abbreviated such as, 'Giants fan, huh?'
Steve: I love Sex and the City.

Bilbo: New York Giants, eh?
by NYkid420 December 21, 2010
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Shuke

1. A feeling of uneasiness in your digestive system.

2. The physical act of shitting and puking simultaneously. Hence, to shuke...
1. Oh, man, those tacos made me feel like im going to shuke.

2. After last night, I'll be sitting on the can all day waiting to shuke.
by NYkid420 January 19, 2010
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Twice Baked Potato

The act of vomiting into a woman's vagina while performing oral sex on her.
I went down on Betsy last night and her cunt smelled so bad I ended up giving her a twice baked potato.
by NYkid420 February 20, 2010
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