NHRHS2010's definitions

Orlando

where most people think Disney World is

Tourist: I thought Disney World is in Orlando, but I can't find it in the map of Orlando! Wtf!?

Local: Disney World is actually outside Orlando, it's like a half an hour drive southwest on Interstate 4 and it's a lot closer to Kissimmee and Lake Buena Vista.

by NHRHS2010 June 3, 2011

drivers license

The only form of ID that Americans use, therefore requiring EVERYONE to learn to drive

Asking for ID

American example:

*Can I see your drivers license
*I don't drive so I don't have a license
*Well I won't do any business with you
*WTF!?! What about a PASSPORT!?!

European example:

*Can I see your ID
*(hands over ID)
*Okay, great. Thank you!

by NHRHS2010 June 15, 2011

Jew canoe

old minivan with a driver known to break the traffic law

That Jew Canoe just won't get out of the way!

by NHRHS2010 November 15, 2010

defecation

Another word for pooping. Also a type of vandalism unless it's done on the toilet.

A: I would like to get to your attention that someone has vandalized your lawn
B: It's defecation. I thought a dog took a dump in my lawn and I was just about to find and sue the owner of whatever dog pooped there.

by NHRHS2010 June 16, 2011

Los Angeles Airport Marriott

A Marriott Hotel located close to Los Angeles International Airport. Most people who stay there are businessmen and tourists who needs to catch a morning flight. People can often look out the window to watch airplanes land.

I have a 6 AM flight home from Los Angeles so I decided to stay at Los Angeles Airport Marriott so I won't risk missing my flight.

by NHRHS2010 March 16, 2011

404

The most hated number, due to having connections with error messages.

404 - Sorry, this page cannot be found

Shit! The 404 came back to haunt me!

by NHRHS2010 March 19, 2011

Bergen County Jail

A county jail located in Hackensack, Bergen County, New Jersey. This is where criminals go when they're caught doing illegal things in Bergen County, New Jersey.

*Officer 1: Would you like to come to Panera with me?
*Officer 2: Sorry, I can't. I have to transport this asshole to Bergen County Jail.

by NHRHS2010 January 22, 2011