NHRHS2010's definitions

Colorado

is shaped like Wyoming

Is this rectangle I see on the map Wyoming or Colorado?

by NHRHS2010 March 18, 2011

404

The most hated number, due to having connections with error messages.

404 - Sorry, this page cannot be found

Shit! The 404 came back to haunt me!

by NHRHS2010 March 19, 2011

Free Bird

A song by Lynyrd Skynyrd that is approximately ten minutes long. It is sometimes used as a ten minute timer. The first half of the song is a slow vocal ballad while the second half is a very fast instrumental rock music with a long guitar solo.

Student: "It's 7:50 AM and I have ten minutes to get to class, I'm going to turn on Free Bird to make sure I'm not late!"

Lynyrd Skynyrd: (ballad guitar riff) (sings) "If I leave here tomorrow..."

(5 minutes later)

Lynyrd Skynyrd: (song suddenly gets faster) "...Lord I can't change, won't you fly high free bird"

Student: "Shit! Five minutes till class and I am not halfway there!"

Lynyrd Skynyrd: (five minute guitar solo) (song fades away)

Student: (runs into the classroom)

Professor: "you JUST made it!"

by NHRHS2010 June 16, 2011

Air charter

A type of air transportation that nobody can afford

Looking up air charter from New York to Los Angeles...$20000 One Way...WHAT!?! ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING ME?!! IT'S A RIPOFF!!! I'll just fly a regular commercial flight for $400 roundtrip.

by NHRHS2010 March 16, 2011

Beachline Expressway

A straightaway in Florida (also known as Route 528; formerly known as Bee Line Expressway) between Orlando and Cocoa Beach. Speed limit is 70 but most cars go 100+ and get away with it.

*Cop 1: We seriously need to do something about those speeding cars going at least 30MPH over the limit on Beachline Expressway. All I did was to pull over cars 24/7 and write speeding tickets, and I am not even getting sleep! Plus, I didn't get to spend time with my mom on Mother's day.
*Cop 2: Yeah we should discuss this meeting. Let's see whether there are a lot of accidents from speeders and decide whether to raise speed limit to 90 or hire more traffic cops.

by NHRHS2010 June 3, 2011

18

Age of majority in all countries except for the United States thanks to their stupid laws regarding drinking age and the age requirement for getting a hotel and renting a car.

In the United States you have to be 21 to do nearly everything...that gotta suck! Why can't I make my own decisions at 18? This is why I am going across the border to CANADA for spring break!

by NHRHS2010 June 15, 2011

Bergen County Jail

A county jail located in Hackensack, Bergen County, New Jersey. This is where criminals go when they're caught doing illegal things in Bergen County, New Jersey.

*Officer 1: Would you like to come to Panera with me?
*Officer 2: Sorry, I can't. I have to transport this asshole to Bergen County Jail.

by NHRHS2010 January 22, 2011