NHRHS2010's definitions

Bergen County Jail

A county jail located in Hackensack, Bergen County, New Jersey. This is where criminals go when they're caught doing illegal things in Bergen County, New Jersey.

*Officer 1: Would you like to come to Panera with me?
*Officer 2: Sorry, I can't. I have to transport this asshole to Bergen County Jail.

by NHRHS2010 January 22, 2011

SurfControl

An annoying block that schools or companies place on random websites to piss of innocecnt people.

I really needed to send my essay home via email, but when I tried to access AOL webmail, I got a stupid SurfControl message instead that says ACCESS BLOCKED!

by NHRHS2010 March 30, 2010

404

The most hated number, due to having connections with error messages.

404 - Sorry, this page cannot be found

Shit! The 404 came back to haunt me!

by NHRHS2010 March 19, 2011

drivers license

The only form of ID that Americans use, therefore requiring EVERYONE to learn to drive

Asking for ID

American example:

*Can I see your drivers license
*I don't drive so I don't have a license
*Well I won't do any business with you
*WTF!?! What about a PASSPORT!?!

European example:

*Can I see your ID
*(hands over ID)
*Okay, great. Thank you!

by NHRHS2010 June 15, 2011

Jew canoe

old minivan with a driver known to break the traffic law

That Jew Canoe just won't get out of the way!

by NHRHS2010 November 15, 2010

Retarded Urban Dictionary editors

The reason why your definition is not published onto Urban Dictionary

1 new message!

Urban Dictionary - Travelin' Band was not published

Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to not publish it.

Are you kidding me!?!?! WTF!? Another one??? Why are Retarded Urban Dictionary editors taking over Urban Dictionary? I am also hearing stories from my friends complaining about how their definitions are rejected.

by NHRHS2010 July 20, 2011

Orlando

where most people think Disney World is

Tourist: I thought Disney World is in Orlando, but I can't find it in the map of Orlando! Wtf!?

Local: Disney World is actually outside Orlando, it's like a half an hour drive southwest on Interstate 4 and it's a lot closer to Kissimmee and Lake Buena Vista.

by NHRHS2010 June 3, 2011