49 definitions by NHRHS2010
Tourist: I thought Disney World is in Orlando, but I can't find it in the map of Orlando! Wtf!?
Local: Disney World is actually outside Orlando, it's like a half an hour drive southwest on Interstate 4 and it's a lot closer to Kissimmee and Lake Buena Vista.
Local: Disney World is actually outside Orlando, it's like a half an hour drive southwest on Interstate 4 and it's a lot closer to Kissimmee and Lake Buena Vista.
by NHRHS2010 May 10, 2011
A straightaway in Florida (also known as Route 528; formerly known as Bee Line Expressway) between Orlando and Cocoa Beach. Speed limit is 70 but most cars go 100+ and get away with it.
*Cop 1: We seriously need to do something about those speeding cars going at least 30MPH over the limit on Beachline Expressway. All I did was to pull over cars 24/7 and write speeding tickets, and I am not even getting sleep! Plus, I didn't get to spend time with my mom on Mother's day.
*Cop 2: Yeah we should discuss this meeting. Let's see whether there are a lot of accidents from speeders and decide whether to raise speed limit to 90 or hire more traffic cops.
*Cop 2: Yeah we should discuss this meeting. Let's see whether there are a lot of accidents from speeders and decide whether to raise speed limit to 90 or hire more traffic cops.
by NHRHS2010 May 10, 2011
by NHRHS2010 November 13, 2010
A: I would like to get to your attention that someone has vandalized your lawn
B: It's defecation. I thought a dog took a dump in my lawn and I was just about to find and sue the owner of whatever dog pooped there.
B: It's defecation. I thought a dog took a dump in my lawn and I was just about to find and sue the owner of whatever dog pooped there.
by NHRHS2010 June 17, 2011
Age of majority in all countries except for the United States thanks to their stupid laws regarding drinking age and the age requirement for getting a hotel and renting a car.
In the United States you have to be 21 to do nearly everything...that gotta suck! Why can't I make my own decisions at 18? This is why I am going across the border to CANADA for spring break!
by NHRHS2010 June 16, 2011
Wow, these trains are super fast! Why can't Amtrak go any faster? Amtrak and VIA Rail has lots of lessons to learn from Eurostar Italia.
by NHRHS2010 June 17, 2011
mostly 18, sometimes 16. But in the United States, it's 21. Main reason why American college students leave the country for spring break. Also proven to be a trap for international students coming to study.
Scenario 1 (local American student)
Bar tender: Can I see an ID?
Student: (hands over fake ID)
Bar tender: Looking at your ID it does not appear to be real, I am sorry but you have to leave.
Student: WTF!?! I am seriously sick and tired of waiting until 21. I am going to Canada for spring break where the drinking age is 18!! Maybe party in Montreal! Plus they are generous to accept my American drivers license there.
Scenario 2 (International student studying in the US)
Bar tender: Can I see your ID?
Student: (hands over a European passport)
Bar tender: I'm sorry but you gotta be 21 to drink
Student: WTF!? I thought you have to be 18
Bar tender: Nope, it's 21, and it will always be
Student: Then I was tricked, in my country I can drink at age 18. The US has the stupidest drinking age ever and they seem to hate college students like us...
Bar tender: Can I see an ID?
Student: (hands over fake ID)
Bar tender: Looking at your ID it does not appear to be real, I am sorry but you have to leave.
Student: WTF!?! I am seriously sick and tired of waiting until 21. I am going to Canada for spring break where the drinking age is 18!! Maybe party in Montreal! Plus they are generous to accept my American drivers license there.
Scenario 2 (International student studying in the US)
Bar tender: Can I see your ID?
Student: (hands over a European passport)
Bar tender: I'm sorry but you gotta be 21 to drink
Student: WTF!? I thought you have to be 18
Bar tender: Nope, it's 21, and it will always be
Student: Then I was tricked, in my country I can drink at age 18. The US has the stupidest drinking age ever and they seem to hate college students like us...
by NHRHS2010 May 12, 2011