qwantz

sexy and exciting!

Guy #1: This place is qwantz!
Guy #2: Of course it is, you're in a strip club!

by NESMonster February 03, 2004

JagTV

The best student-ran news organization in the U.S. Waaaay better than those blokes in Alan, Texas! JagTV is home to Sunny Suren and DOUG YOUNG WHO WROTE FOR HIM.

Man, this lemonade stand is becoming the next JagTV!

by NESMonster February 03, 2004

system requirements

A set of words letting you know if you have to pay lots of money in the near future.

Doug: What's system requirements on that thing?
Bob: I think I'm going to have to buy a new computer, for this.... what's your name again?
Doug: Doug.
Bob: *KABOOM*
Doug: I hate it when that happens.

by NESMonster February 02, 2004

chimping

What one does after taking a picture with a digital camera and looking at the result. Derived from the words they speak when chimping: "Ooo-oo-oo!"

Locals: Stupid tourists and their stupid chimping.
Tourists: Ooo-oo-oo! Look at Jane in front of car! She so pretty!

by NESMonster February 02, 2004

Foofle

What you probably typed when you were trying to spell google.

I'll search for it.... www.foofle.com - Damn it!

by NESMonster February 02, 2004

there there

A term that when used while patting someone on the back cures them of all status ailments.

Guy #1: MY MOM DIED, MY DAD'S ON HIS DEATHBED, MY SISTER WON'T TALK TO ME! I'M JUST GONNA COMMIT SUICIDE!
Guy #2: There there. *pats hand on back.*
Guy #1: Wow, I've never really looked at it that way before. Thanks!

by NESMonster February 03, 2004

lost patrol

A plot where all the characters are killed off one by one until a deus ex machina arrives or they reach safety.

Every god damn horror movie has a lost patrol plot.

by NESMonster February 03, 2004