NESMonster's definitions
The best student-ran news organization in the U.S. Waaaay better than those blokes in Alan, Texas! JagTV is home to Sunny Suren and DOUG YOUNG WHO WROTE FOR HIM.
by NESMonster February 3, 2004

Doug: What's system requirements on that thing?
Bob: I think I'm going to have to buy a new computer, for this.... what's your name again?
Doug: Doug.
Bob: *KABOOM*
Doug: I hate it when that happens.
Bob: I think I'm going to have to buy a new computer, for this.... what's your name again?
Doug: Doug.
Bob: *KABOOM*
Doug: I hate it when that happens.
by NESMonster February 2, 2004

Rafananananananananasa: "Man, you're in nescity! This collection is outrageous!
Doug: "Thanks, Raf."
Rafananananananananasa: "Just because I am foreign does not grant you the right to abbreviate my name."
Doug: "You abbreviate my name all the time!"
Rafananananananananasa: "What's your name again?"
Doug: Doug
Rafananananananananasa: *KABOOM!*
Doug: "Thanks, Raf."
Rafananananananananasa: "Just because I am foreign does not grant you the right to abbreviate my name."
Doug: "You abbreviate my name all the time!"
Rafananananananananasa: "What's your name again?"
Doug: Doug
Rafananananananananasa: *KABOOM!*
by NESMonster February 2, 2004

by NESMonster February 3, 2004

Guy #1: MY MOM DIED, MY DAD'S ON HIS DEATHBED, MY SISTER WON'T TALK TO ME! I'M JUST GONNA COMMIT SUICIDE!
Guy #2: There there. *pats hand on back.*
Guy #1: Wow, I've never really looked at it that way before. Thanks!
Guy #2: There there. *pats hand on back.*
Guy #1: Wow, I've never really looked at it that way before. Thanks!
by NESMonster February 3, 2004

by NESMonster February 4, 2004

A plot where all the characters are killed off one by one until a deus ex machina arrives or they reach safety.
by NESMonster February 3, 2004
