NESMonster's definitions

lost patrol

A plot where all the characters are killed off one by one until a deus ex machina arrives or they reach safety.

Every god damn horror movie has a lost patrol plot.

by NESMonster February 3, 2004

qwantz

sexy and exciting!

Guy #1: This place is qwantz!
Guy #2: Of course it is, you're in a strip club!

by NESMonster February 3, 2004

Foofle

What you probably typed when you were trying to spell google.

I'll search for it.... www.foofle.com - Damn it!

by NESMonster February 2, 2004

nescity

1. When your NES collection is getting quite huge.
2. Also a rather rad website - www.nescity.com

Rafananananananananasa: "Man, you're in nescity! This collection is outrageous!
Doug: "Thanks, Raf."
Rafananananananananasa: "Just because I am foreign does not grant you the right to abbreviate my name."
Doug: "You abbreviate my name all the time!"
Rafananananananananasa: "What's your name again?"
Doug: Doug
Rafananananananananasa: *KABOOM!*

by NESMonster February 2, 2004

JagTV

The best student-ran news organization in the U.S. Waaaay better than those blokes in Alan, Texas! JagTV is home to Sunny Suren and DOUG YOUNG WHO WROTE FOR HIM.

Man, this lemonade stand is becoming the next JagTV!

by NESMonster February 3, 2004

system requirements

A set of words letting you know if you have to pay lots of money in the near future.

Doug: What's system requirements on that thing?
Bob: I think I'm going to have to buy a new computer, for this.... what's your name again?
Doug: Doug.
Bob: *KABOOM*
Doug: I hate it when that happens.

by NESMonster February 2, 2004

copyright

Just like "employees must watch hands," this is a group of words that nobody reads. It's just a friendly reminder that the guy who typed what's copywritten will shake his fist at you if he finds out you take credit for his work.

Jim: You can't take that, it's got a copyright!
Doug: Just watch me. (copies and pastes jim's work!)
Jim: Noooo! *shakes fist at Doug!*
Doug: My name is Doug!
Jim: *KABOOM*
Doug: that showed him.

by NESMonster February 2, 2004