NESMonster's definitions

qwantz

sexy and exciting!

Guy #1: This place is qwantz!
Guy #2: Of course it is, you're in a strip club!

by NESMonster February 3, 2004

lost patrol

A plot where all the characters are killed off one by one until a deus ex machina arrives or they reach safety.

Every god damn horror movie has a lost patrol plot.

by NESMonster February 3, 2004

fopah

and have a wonderful.... time? Is that it? No-no its... "and something something all...day?" right?

Your fopah was so awkward last night I had to call a university professor just to know what word I should use.

by NESMonster April 23, 2004

interpol

1. A place that sends papers with information on it to people who need it.
2. You will know that you bring my vapors, every time that you pass through this room. Walk through this room. Daaaaaphne, you fiiiind me.
3. NESMonster's favorite band (search for me), he's more than willing to talk music with anyone who agrees.

1. Bob: This just in from interpol, this fax machine is actually a copier!
Jim: Well I'll be damned.
2. You fell for my memory. Daaaaaphne!
3. Interpol toured in Portland and I was the only one not wearing black at the concert.

by NESMonster February 2, 2004

copyright

Just like "employees must watch hands," this is a group of words that nobody reads. It's just a friendly reminder that the guy who typed what's copywritten will shake his fist at you if he finds out you take credit for his work.

Jim: You can't take that, it's got a copyright!
Doug: Just watch me. (copies and pastes jim's work!)
Jim: Noooo! *shakes fist at Doug!*
Doug: My name is Doug!
Jim: *KABOOM*
Doug: that showed him.

by NESMonster February 2, 2004

yesh

1. The word used by Mooch in Mutts to say 'Yes!'.
2. An awesome way to say 'yes.'

1. Chicky-shnoodle!? Yesh!
2. The band Yesh is alright, I guess.

by NESMonster February 4, 2004

system requirements

A set of words letting you know if you have to pay lots of money in the near future.

Doug: What's system requirements on that thing?
Bob: I think I'm going to have to buy a new computer, for this.... what's your name again?
Doug: Doug.
Bob: *KABOOM*
Doug: I hate it when that happens.

by NESMonster February 2, 2004