rentals

1. A very cute band (I'm a straight guy and I just said cute - Aaah!) that plays kick ass music.
2. Things you can break without feeling guilt.

1. The Rentals sang California and Friends of P.
2. Betty: These paper plates are rentals so go wild!
Jim: Betty, we're sniffing cocaine off of them, I'd say that's pretty wild.
Babaloo: I've changed my name from Betty to Bertha!
Jim: Well doesn't that just shit your pants.
Bertha: Myes.

by NESMonster February 03, 2004

JagTV

The best student-ran news organization in the U.S. Waaaay better than those blokes in Alan, Texas! JagTV is home to Sunny Suren and DOUG YOUNG WHO WROTE FOR HIM.

Man, this lemonade stand is becoming the next JagTV!

by NESMonster February 03, 2004

fopah

and have a wonderful.... time? Is that it? No-no its... "and something something all...day?" right?

Your fopah was so awkward last night I had to call a university professor just to know what word I should use.

by NESMonster April 24, 2004

copyright

Just like "employees must watch hands," this is a group of words that nobody reads. It's just a friendly reminder that the guy who typed what's copywritten will shake his fist at you if he finds out you take credit for his work.

Jim: You can't take that, it's got a copyright!
Doug: Just watch me. (copies and pastes jim's work!)
Jim: Noooo! *shakes fist at Doug!*
Doug: My name is Doug!
Jim: *KABOOM*
Doug: that showed him.

by NESMonster February 02, 2004

there there

A term that when used while patting someone on the back cures them of all status ailments.

Guy #1: MY MOM DIED, MY DAD'S ON HIS DEATHBED, MY SISTER WON'T TALK TO ME! I'M JUST GONNA COMMIT SUICIDE!
Guy #2: There there. *pats hand on back.*
Guy #1: Wow, I've never really looked at it that way before. Thanks!

by NESMonster February 03, 2004

projectionist

1. The guy who starts movies, and in time, will lose his job to the ever growing dome of jobs that technology will be able to replace.
2. A word you typed in because you're bored out of your god damned mind. Maybe it's your job, maybe it's your friends job, maybe you didn't know what a projectionist is, but the point is you have to get up and go do something besides waste your time here. Ride the bus with your headphones off, meet new people, talk to the first pretty opposing sex you see, who knows something might start. JUST GET OFF YOUR ASS!

By the way I'm totally in the same rut.

1. Hey! Your projectionist won't start the movie!
2. I said get out of the house.

by NESMonster February 04, 2004

qwantz

sexy and exciting!

Guy #1: This place is qwantz!
Guy #2: Of course it is, you're in a strip club!

by NESMonster February 03, 2004