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Moosie

an inner-city nickname given to a female with a very nice body, but a very empty brain
<Dude 1> Who's that fine ass girl right there?
<Dude 2> Man that's moosie
<Dude 1> Damn, another dumb ass fine girl!
by n00b January 24, 2004
mugGet the Moosiemug.

Disco Joe

Best. Arguer. Ever.

He will piss you off.
by n00b August 2, 2003
mugGet the Disco Joemug.

h4x0rn

l4ss uns di3 kist3 h4x0rn, dud3!
by n00b January 22, 2004
mugGet the h4x0rnmug.

sickie

A disgustingly overpowered (i.e. wordbroken/word) wordMagic: The Gathering/word card. Can be extended to other obscenely-awesome objects.
Related word: wordsickness/word
"Sinkhole, Yawgmoth's Will, Demonic Tutor...this mono-black deck is full of sickies!"

"Do you have the wordPixies/word' Doolittle?"
"Yeah, that shit fuckin rocks...fuckin' sickie album, man."
by n00b July 31, 2003
mugGet the sickiemug.

HBI

Heartless Bitches International

A website/organization of angry women who extricate their frustrations by bashing anyone that isn't callous, malcontented, and self-righteous. (They take special care to define 'nice guys' as conniving, spineless nazis.) The site tries to write its hypocrisy off as satire, but nobody in their right mind would churn out such bile on a regular basis without severe emotional disturbances of some kind.
HBI reader: "I wonder what sorts of relationships these women were in, that made them so angry?"
Heartless Bitch: "They don't need a relationship to be angry! They're mature, headstrong adults! And they're surrounded by cloying, manipulative children! What could be more mature than filling a website with flaming, pseudo-ironic hyperbole?"
HBI Reader: "True, they have every right to be insufferable cunts if it suits them."
Heartless Bitch: "Welcome to the Internet, you spineless twerp!"
by n00b July 31, 2003
mugGet the HBImug.

R0m3

R0m3 0wnz j00 n00b!
by n00b June 8, 2004
mugGet the R0m3mug.

jackovasaur

The most annoying creature in the entire universe. From a horrible episode of South Park.
Jackovasaur mating call: "DOOO-WOOOOOOP!!!!"
by n00b August 14, 2003
mugGet the jackovasaurmug.

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