N00b's definitions

Moosie

an inner-city nickname given to a female with a very nice body, but a very empty brain

<Dude 1> Who's that fine ass girl right there?
<Dude 2> Man that's moosie
<Dude 1> Damn, another dumb ass fine girl!

by n00b January 24, 2004

pietry

a word for gay german wardrivers

look, it's a pietry!

by n00b January 22, 2004

f0g

l337 for "fuck"

f0g y0U!

by n00b January 22, 2004

Kardosaurus

This is a definitive source for taking the fantastic and embellished stories of male virgins who are addicted to the internet and "translating" them into factual accounts in the proper perspective.

1. Eric says, "ZOMG! I hooked up with a SERIOUS hottie last night after the party." When run through the Kardosaurus we find that Eric REALLY meant, "I was home alone last night and watching American Idol before bed. I fell asleep and dreamt of Paula Abdul and woke up with sticky sheets."

2. Eric says, "Man! My roommate is REALLY mad at me for putting him on the phone with a girl when he was with his girlfriend!" The Kardosaurus translates that to, "Look at me...anyone? Is anyone there? Someone pay attention to me!"

by n00b December 14, 2008

Altazar

Former scourge of thousands. Used to be seen bringing the Justice down on geeks, dorks, kill stealers and other victims. Infamously known to come to your server, take your players, and ban their ex-boyfriends. If seen in public, lull him with the Canadian national anthem and don't make eye contact. For other information, please inquire to Safehouse.org

EQ scammer: Damn that Altazar, he banned 1000 of my accounts this month.

by n00b December 16, 2003

penguin

1)The creature you can steal from Antartica without authorities noticing.
2)Mascot of Linus Torvalds

1) you stole my penguin!!!
2) w00t!!! look at that penguin go!

by n00b February 19, 2004

h4x0rn

german verb of h4x0r

l4ss uns di3 kist3 h4x0rn, dud3!

by n00b January 22, 2004