N00b's definitions

jackovasaur

The most annoying creature in the entire universe. From a horrible episode of South Park.

Jackovasaur mating call: "DOOO-WOOOOOOP!!!!"

by n00b August 14, 2003

Altazar

Former scourge of thousands. Used to be seen bringing the Justice down on geeks, dorks, kill stealers and other victims. Infamously known to come to your server, take your players, and ban their ex-boyfriends. If seen in public, lull him with the Canadian national anthem and don't make eye contact. For other information, please inquire to Safehouse.org

EQ scammer: Damn that Altazar, he banned 1000 of my accounts this month.

by n00b December 16, 2003

penguin

1)The creature you can steal from Antartica without authorities noticing.
2)Mascot of Linus Torvalds

1) you stole my penguin!!!
2) w00t!!! look at that penguin go!

by n00b February 19, 2004

h4x0rn

german verb of h4x0r

l4ss uns di3 kist3 h4x0rn, dud3!

by n00b January 22, 2004

Disco Joe

Best. Arguer. Ever.

He will piss you off.

by n00b August 2, 2003

Linus Torvalds

The messenger of god against the evil Microsoft.

W00T!!! L00k at that Penguin GO!

by N00b February 18, 2004

rivered

The loss of a winning poker hand on the very last card dealt; it is frequently followed by shock, tears, and a severe need to blow things/people up. (Halo, anyone?)

3:36pm All in preflop...equal hands...I hit a better hand on flop and turn and get rivered by my arch nemesis. Anybody with the name of Sandy that you happen to know, go ahead and punch him/her in the face for me. thx...

by n00b August 8, 2004