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by N00b February 18, 2004
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1. Eric says, "ZOMG! I hooked up with a SERIOUS hottie last night after the party." When run through the Kardosaurus we find that Eric REALLY meant, "I was home alone last night and watching American Idol before bed. I fell asleep and dreamt of Paula Abdul and woke up with sticky sheets."
2. Eric says, "Man! My roommate is REALLY mad at me for putting him on the phone with a girl when he was with his girlfriend!" The Kardosaurus translates that to, "Look at me...anyone? Is anyone there? Someone pay attention to me!"
2. Eric says, "Man! My roommate is REALLY mad at me for putting him on the phone with a girl when he was with his girlfriend!" The Kardosaurus translates that to, "Look at me...anyone? Is anyone there? Someone pay attention to me!"
by n00b December 14, 2008
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by n00b August 14, 2003
Get the jackovasaur mug.A god-like band that happens to include Billy Corgan but that, unlike the bald taskmasker's previous band, is not built around his image. Other than Billy Corgan's unmistakable voice they have a unique sound, but it can best be likened to a more mature Pumpkins completely exorcised of whining and with more guitars (if that were possible). The Pumpkins were a great band, but it's time to move on already! Corgan says as much in his interviews.
Zwan's first album, Mary Star of the Sea, will likely turn off metalhead kiddies but fans of fresh rock music will welcome it. Standout tracks include the invigorating opener, "Lyric", the lament "Of a Broken Heart" and the readio-friendly single "Honestly".
Zwan's first album, Mary Star of the Sea, will likely turn off metalhead kiddies but fans of fresh rock music will welcome it. Standout tracks include the invigorating opener, "Lyric", the lament "Of a Broken Heart" and the readio-friendly single "Honestly".
by n00b April 24, 2003
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and go ride your bike. run over some skaters too.
and go ride your bike. run over some skaters too.
by n00b August 31, 2003
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"Yeah, dude. Sickness for sickness"
"Fair enough."
"This deck has an extreme amount of sickness."
"Yeah, dude. Sickness for sickness"
"Fair enough."
"This deck has an extreme amount of sickness."
by n00b July 31, 2003
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A website/organization of angry women who extricate their frustrations by bashing anyone that isn't callous, malcontented, and self-righteous. (They take special care to define 'nice guys' as conniving, spineless nazis.) The site tries to write its hypocrisy off as satire, but nobody in their right mind would churn out such bile on a regular basis without severe emotional disturbances of some kind.
A website/organization of angry women who extricate their frustrations by bashing anyone that isn't callous, malcontented, and self-righteous. (They take special care to define 'nice guys' as conniving, spineless nazis.) The site tries to write its hypocrisy off as satire, but nobody in their right mind would churn out such bile on a regular basis without severe emotional disturbances of some kind.
HBI reader: "I wonder what sorts of relationships these women were in, that made them so angry?"
Heartless Bitch: "They don't need a relationship to be angry! They're mature, headstrong adults! And they're surrounded by cloying, manipulative children! What could be more mature than filling a website with flaming, pseudo-ironic hyperbole?"
HBI Reader: "True, they have every right to be insufferable cunts if it suits them."
Heartless Bitch: "Welcome to the Internet, you spineless twerp!"
Heartless Bitch: "They don't need a relationship to be angry! They're mature, headstrong adults! And they're surrounded by cloying, manipulative children! What could be more mature than filling a website with flaming, pseudo-ironic hyperbole?"
HBI Reader: "True, they have every right to be insufferable cunts if it suits them."
Heartless Bitch: "Welcome to the Internet, you spineless twerp!"
by n00b July 31, 2003
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