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Counter-Strike Source

The newest Counter-Strike version that came with Half-Life 2.

Improved graphics, and physics.
Dude, wanna play some CS?
Nah, im stickin' it to CSS.
by n00b May 13, 2005
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Lupin

(Nickname "Moony")
Lycanthrope and Former Defense agains the Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts Academy. Member of the Order of the Phoenix.
Lupid will pwn j00r arse, Voldemort
by n00b July 28, 2003
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pietry

a word for gay german wardrivers
look, it's a pietry!
by n00b January 22, 2004
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f0g

l337 for "fuck"
f0g y0U!
by n00b January 22, 2004
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Kardosaurus

This is a definitive source for taking the fantastic and embellished stories of male virgins who are addicted to the internet and "translating" them into factual accounts in the proper perspective.
1. Eric says, "ZOMG! I hooked up with a SERIOUS hottie last night after the party." When run through the Kardosaurus we find that Eric REALLY meant, "I was home alone last night and watching American Idol before bed. I fell asleep and dreamt of Paula Abdul and woke up with sticky sheets."

2. Eric says, "Man! My roommate is REALLY mad at me for putting him on the phone with a girl when he was with his girlfriend!" The Kardosaurus translates that to, "Look at me...anyone? Is anyone there? Someone pay attention to me!"
by n00b December 14, 2008
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jackovasaur

The most annoying creature in the entire universe. From a horrible episode of South Park.
Jackovasaur mating call: "DOOO-WOOOOOOP!!!!"
by n00b August 14, 2003
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bum sex

the act of taking somone up the bum.
or
the act of getting taken up the bum.
bornbad loves her bum sex!
by n00b March 31, 2003
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