N00b's definitions

Kardosaurus

This is a definitive source for taking the fantastic and embellished stories of male virgins who are addicted to the internet and "translating" them into factual accounts in the proper perspective.

1. Eric says, "ZOMG! I hooked up with a SERIOUS hottie last night after the party." When run through the Kardosaurus we find that Eric REALLY meant, "I was home alone last night and watching American Idol before bed. I fell asleep and dreamt of Paula Abdul and woke up with sticky sheets."

2. Eric says, "Man! My roommate is REALLY mad at me for putting him on the phone with a girl when he was with his girlfriend!" The Kardosaurus translates that to, "Look at me...anyone? Is anyone there? Someone pay attention to me!"

by n00b December 14, 2008

Ass Cough California

A term used to describe the middle of no where, or a place a long way from somewhere. See also Bum Fuck Egypt

I don't feel like driving to ass cough california just to go see a damn movie.

by n00b March 21, 2007

jackovasaur

The most annoying creature in the entire universe. From a horrible episode of South Park.

Jackovasaur mating call: "DOOO-WOOOOOOP!!!!"

by n00b August 14, 2003

portch-monkey

nigger thats yo' slave

yo monkey get me an iced tea.

by n00b August 23, 2003

BMX

bmx is the best fucking sport ever- now stop reading these gay ass definitions
and go ride your bike. run over some skaters too.

fit, standard, volume, fbm, s&m- no gt, is not a bmx bike nor is ur stupid ass dyno.

by n00b August 31, 2003

pelesko

guy who thinks he is the smartest of all

You think you did good on the test? HAH! You will never be as good as Pelesko, he always gets 100s.

by n00b September 15, 2003

rivered

The loss of a winning poker hand on the very last card dealt; it is frequently followed by shock, tears, and a severe need to blow things/people up. (Halo, anyone?)

3:36pm All in preflop...equal hands...I hit a better hand on flop and turn and get rivered by my arch nemesis. Anybody with the name of Sandy that you happen to know, go ahead and punch him/her in the face for me. thx...

by n00b August 8, 2004