7 definitions by N. D. Toilet
When your autocorrect feels the need to annoy you. Our phones are taking over our free will to speak.
Bob: I ducking hate Joe!
Bob: God Donut I meant ducking
Bob: I DUCKING HATE THIS STUPID PHONE!
Bob: *ducking
Bob: Duck this phone
Bob: I'm going to jump off a ducking cliff now
Fred:
Bob: God Donut I meant ducking
Bob: I DUCKING HATE THIS STUPID PHONE!
Bob: *ducking
Bob: Duck this phone
Bob: I'm going to jump off a ducking cliff now
Fred:
by N. D. Toilet August 18, 2014
by N. D. Toilet July 1, 2014
Ok, I have a confession to make. I wrote 2023, 2024, 2026, 2030, 2034 and 2037. I've been at this shit for NINE YEARS. I wrote some of those in 2014! The fact that y'all have continued this stupid trend I created makes me proud. Too bad the time traveler taco god whatever the heck cavemen nerds already took over like 50 years ago lol
Bob: Hey Frank, you remember 2037?
Frank: Nah dude, it's 2096 now. We're probably dead by now. Remember what you did to get here. Keep going. 2100 is SO CLOSE DUDE
Frank: Nah dude, it's 2096 now. We're probably dead by now. Remember what you did to get here. Keep going. 2100 is SO CLOSE DUDE
by N. D. Toilet February 22, 2023
Alright, I'm back many years later. I wrote 2024, 2026, 2027, 2028, 2030... Holy cow y'all went insane. If you're still here, be proud of your dedication. Also, please go outside. There's a whole world out there... don't reach this year without having lived!!!
Also the taco gods are stronger than you think.
Also the taco gods are stronger than you think.
Bob: Ayo it's 2096? How did this occur?
Gerald: Well you see, there were time machines, other things... y'know what just start at 2023
Gerald: Well you see, there were time machines, other things... y'know what just start at 2023
by N. D. Toilet February 22, 2023
The year where society becomes so stupid, we will start going backwards in time to 2030 B.C., and we become mindless neanderthals. 40 will be the average IQ.
Cavemen
Ug: Me not know why is homo sapiens become stupid?
Grunt: It 2030 now Ug, us use text word and not know punctuation.
Ug: Me not know why is homo sapiens become stupid?
Grunt: It 2030 now Ug, us use text word and not know punctuation.
by N. D. Toilet August 21, 2015
The most annoying piece of shit in the world. It is commonly used by attention seeking whores. Some uses for it USED to be:
Number sign
Sharp sign (in music)
Tic tac toe grid
But now thanks to twitter its a "HASHTAG". Used by annoying people.
Some people who use it:
99% of my school
Whores
Obnoxious hypocrites
Anybody I hate
Number sign
Sharp sign (in music)
Tic tac toe grid
But now thanks to twitter its a "HASHTAG". Used by annoying people.
Some people who use it:
99% of my school
Whores
Obnoxious hypocrites
Anybody I hate
Bob: #YOLO
Joe: #SWAG
Tom Ato-Brain: #WCW #MCM
Idiot: #SELFIE (which is becoming a word in the DICTIONARY)
Me: #ihateallofyou
Joe: #SWAG
Tom Ato-Brain: #WCW #MCM
Idiot: #SELFIE (which is becoming a word in the DICTIONARY)
Me: #ihateallofyou
by N. D. Toilet July 25, 2014
2026 is a number with four digits. Upside down, its 9202. Backwards, it's 6202. What, you wanted a real definition?
2026
by N. D. Toilet July 3, 2014