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Condition in which person's perception of reality differs from that of most others. Commonly believed to be an illness; in some instances this may be the case, but in others it may be that the person exists in a transcendent state that has not yet been defined or detected by science.
I live two lives. One is as a Web developer and programmer on a planet called Earth. The other is as an intergalactic diplomat from the Ammethane system. Both are equally real to me. Neither has adversely affected my existence as a functional being in the opposed reality. But most of you who read this would say I suffer from schizophrenia.
by Mystikan July 2, 2004
Get the schizophrenia mug.n. Former Australian greeting/address which no self-respecting Aussie has used for at least 40 years!
by Mystikan December 30, 2003
Get the cobber mug.1. Army Reservist; part time levy trained in basic Army procedures to be called up in times of war. 2. City boys who snaffle their mother's SUV to go poaching rabbits with their .22s until the farmer comes and blows their tyres with his pump-action 12-gauge.
1. All the regulars were in Iraq, so they called in the weekend warriors to handle the riots downtown last week.
2. Hah, I see the weekend warriors are out tearing up the paddocks again! Where's my damn shottie?
2. Hah, I see the weekend warriors are out tearing up the paddocks again! Where's my damn shottie?
by Mystikan February 26, 2004
Get the Weekend Warrior mug.(Cultural Semantics): Symptom of a society in which legitimised greed has created a negative social condition resulting in a widespread desire to escape reality. Often used by capitalist dictators as a political diversion to distract the oppressed populace from issues that would result in said enforcers losing power.
by Mystikan May 8, 2004
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Greed is not merely "I want more". Greed is "I want more than everybody else". Thus the majority of people are forcibly kept poor because if everyone had a million dollars, a loaf of bread would cost a hundred grand.
by Mystikan January 15, 2004
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