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p2p

n. System of filesharing popularized after the shutdown of Napster by greedy bigots who failed to realize that the Internet has finally leveled the playing field.
Thousands of P2P networks sprang up after Napster was shut down by the Righteous Indignant Assholes Association.
by Mystikan December 30, 2003
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fifth wheel

n. Person who accompanies two (or more) couples in a social situation, who does not have a partner of his or her own. Often the fifth person's attendance is encouraged by one of the well-meaning but ignorant female partners, who may feel sorry for the lonely person, but will inevitably ignore them once the lovemaking starts. It carries the connotation that the fifth person is often an unneccesary and unwelcome addition to the scene in these conditions. Derived from "the fifth wheel of a car", which needing only four wheels to run, has no need of a fifth.
"Jim and Sue, Mike and Sally invited me to come camping with them, but I refused as I would only have been the fifth wheel on my own!"
by Mystikan January 1, 2004
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gully

Australian term for a small valley or runoff between two hills.
Man, I could've shot that roo easy if it hadn't pissed off up the gully!
by Mystikan February 26, 2004
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seele

I live in Adelaide and I've never encountered the word 'seele'!
by Mystikan May 8, 2004
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gestalt

n. 1. A system, structure or organism that is indistinguishable from its component parts, and can thus be reconstructed in whole from any of its parts. 2. G~ n. the collective consciousness of humanity or any other intelligent species. (cf. holographic, holistic) 3. adj. Self-determinining oranisation without need for a leader or central control (antonym heirarchy)
The human brain, because all its cells contribute to the operation of the whole and is not controlled by any one cell, is a gestalt structure.
by Mystikan November 19, 2003
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neat

Pure. Unadulterated. The ONLY way to drink Scotch whisky!
I'll have a double Laphroaig, neat, no ice, thanks.
by Mystikan June 27, 2004
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pissgasm

When you're busting for a piss, and finally get to let it go, a pissgasm is the spine-tingling wash of relief that makes you go "Oooaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!"
Mate, when I finally got to break the seal at the pub last night, I had a real pissgasm!
by Mystikan September 9, 2007
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