Mystikan's definitions

Ausmerica

Australia, as the 51st state of the United States. Refers to the prevalence of American media and imports that have caused Australian culture to become submerged in the generic cosmopolitanism of the US. Reinforced by Bush's pet lapdog, John Howard, who sold the rights of Australians by accepting the DMCA in Australia, WITHOUT the benefit of the US's fair use laws, in exchange for the "privilege" of selling our best meat, wheat and fruit to the US, leaving Australians with overpriced shit you wouldn't feed to a stray dog.

With the FTA sellout now complete, the large continent south of Asia will henceforth be known as Ausmerica.

by Mystikan June 11, 2006

neat

Pure. Unadulterated. The ONLY way to drink Scotch whisky!

I'll have a double Laphroaig, neat, no ice, thanks.

by Mystikan June 27, 2004

pissgasm

When you're busting for a piss, and finally get to let it go, a pissgasm is the spine-tingling wash of relief that makes you go "Oooaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!"

Mate, when I finally got to break the seal at the pub last night, I had a real pissgasm!

by Mystikan September 9, 2007

blue sky mining

The practice of completely stripping a region bare of all natural resources without regard to sustainability, such as clearfelling a rainforest, intensive cultivation without fertilizing, or open-cast strip-mining a mountain range. This phrase was also used by 80s rock band Midnight Oil as the name of a popular song.

If we continue blue sky mining the Amazon rainforests, pretty soon we won't have any oxygen to breathe!

by Mystikan August 22, 2005

holistic

adj. In its entirety; any system, structure or organism considered as a whole composed of many parts. n. holistics; adv. holistically. (cf. gestalt)

A holistic approach would solve the problem rather than trying to patch it up piecemeal.

by Mystikan November 19, 2003

spawnrape

v. In FPS computer games, to hide near enemy spawn points killing players as soon as they appear, usually because one lacks playing skills or has an exceptionally weak ego.

If you spawnrape on this server, you will be kicked.

by Mystikan December 30, 2003

feminazi

n. 1. Extremist or radical advocate of female rights and privileges to the exclusion of those of males. 2. One who hates males. (cf. misandry, feminism.)

The respect formerly afforded to masculinity has been eroded by feminazi activism for at least 30 years.

by Mystikan November 19, 2003