Mystikan's definitions

neat

Pure. Unadulterated. The ONLY way to drink Scotch whisky!

I'll have a double Laphroaig, neat, no ice, thanks.

by Mystikan June 27, 2004

psyop

Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy

Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.

by Mystikan April 26, 2006

gewgaw

Worthless, excessively sparkly or flashy trinket, bauble, or jewellery, often mass-produced from cheap materials. See also kitsch.

You know that locket she said was a priceless heirloom from her grandmmother? It's nothing but a dollar gewgaw from Bargain Basement!

by Mystikan July 2, 2004

telepathy

The ability to synchronise the informational processes within one's mind to those of another individual; or conversely, to sychronise the informational processes of another's mind to one's own. This manifests as a form of direct mind-to-mind communication, without any medium of transmission involving energy and matter. See psionics.

Telepathy can only be achieved when an individual has understood the principles of psionics

by Mystikan July 2, 2004

Weekend Warrior

1. Army Reservist; part time levy trained in basic Army procedures to be called up in times of war. 2. City boys who snaffle their mother's SUV to go poaching rabbits with their .22s until the farmer comes and blows their tyres with his pump-action 12-gauge.

1. All the regulars were in Iraq, so they called in the weekend warriors to handle the riots downtown last week.

2. Hah, I see the weekend warriors are out tearing up the paddocks again! Where's my damn shottie?

by Mystikan February 26, 2004

drugs

(Cultural Semantics): Symptom of a society in which legitimised greed has created a negative social condition resulting in a widespread desire to escape reality. Often used by capitalist dictators as a political diversion to distract the oppressed populace from issues that would result in said enforcers losing power.

Abuse of drugs is most prolific in capitalist regimes.

by Mystikan May 8, 2004

pissgasm

When you're busting for a piss, and finally get to let it go, a pissgasm is the spine-tingling wash of relief that makes you go "Oooaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!"

Mate, when I finally got to break the seal at the pub last night, I had a real pissgasm!

by Mystikan September 9, 2007