Mystikan's definitions

feminazi

n. 1. Extremist or radical advocate of female rights and privileges to the exclusion of those of males. 2. One who hates males. (cf. misandry, feminism.)

The respect formerly afforded to masculinity has been eroded by feminazi activism for at least 30 years.

by Mystikan November 19, 2003

Michi

In Real-Time Strategy games, notably Age of Empires, a type of game map that uses impassable terrain (usually forest) to prevent players from rushing or coming into contact until the intervening terrain is cleared. Such maps teach bad RTS gaming habits to new players, as they prevent the development of rapid-response early game skills and encourage reckless booming.

There's so many Michi maps on the AOE servers these days that you can't have a decent game any more!

by Mystikan March 25, 2004

googleblatted

Term used to describe the failure of a Web server due to overload as a result of being linked to from a popular website, such as Google. The archetypal example was when the University of Swinbourne's web server crashed after Google linked its logo to it in February 2004. Millions of people clicked on the link, flooding the university's servers and forcing them to shut down. The term carries the additional connotation that highly popular sites such as Google wield considerable political power in this manner.

The University of Swinbourne's fractal website went down for nearly a week when it was first googleblatted and then slashdotted two days later.

by Mystikan March 25, 2004

fucking bastard

George W. Bush, Tony Blair, John Howard, and all the other warmongering fucking bastard leaders of the Coalition Of The Killing.

Howard Hitler is a fucking bastard.

by Mystikan March 25, 2004

pissgasm

When you're busting for a piss, and finally get to let it go, a pissgasm is the spine-tingling wash of relief that makes you go "Oooaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!"

Mate, when I finally got to break the seal at the pub last night, I had a real pissgasm!

by Mystikan September 9, 2007

telekinesis

The ability to translate and/or transform matter through time and space by altering the informational component of the quantum waves defining the mass in question. See psionics.

Telekinesis can only be achieved when an individual has understood the principles of psionics.

by Mystikan July 2, 2004

fifth wheel

n. Person who accompanies two (or more) couples in a social situation, who does not have a partner of his or her own. Often the fifth person's attendance is encouraged by one of the well-meaning but ignorant female partners, who may feel sorry for the lonely person, but will inevitably ignore them once the lovemaking starts. It carries the connotation that the fifth person is often an unneccesary and unwelcome addition to the scene in these conditions. Derived from "the fifth wheel of a car", which needing only four wheels to run, has no need of a fifth.

"Jim and Sue, Mike and Sally invited me to come camping with them, but I refused as I would only have been the fifth wheel on my own!"

by Mystikan January 1, 2004