Weekend Warrior

1. Army Reservist; part time levy trained in basic Army procedures to be called up in times of war. 2. City boys who snaffle their mother's SUV to go poaching rabbits with their .22s until the farmer comes and blows their tyres with his pump-action 12-gauge.

1. All the regulars were in Iraq, so they called in the weekend warriors to handle the riots downtown last week.

2. Hah, I see the weekend warriors are out tearing up the paddocks again! Where's my damn shottie?

by Mystikan February 26, 2004

seele

Somebody who knows nothing about South Australia.

I live in Adelaide and I've never encountered the word 'seele'!

by Mystikan May 08, 2004

feminazi

n. 1. Extremist or radical advocate of female rights and privileges to the exclusion of those of males. 2. One who hates males. (cf. misandry, feminism.)

The respect formerly afforded to masculinity has been eroded by feminazi activism for at least 30 years.

by Mystikan November 19, 2003

gewgaw

Worthless, excessively sparkly or flashy trinket, bauble, or jewellery, often mass-produced from cheap materials. See also kitsch.

You know that locket she said was a priceless heirloom from her grandmmother? It's nothing but a dollar gewgaw from Bargain Basement!

by Mystikan July 02, 2004

greed

n. 1. The defining characteristic of human nature. 2. The desire to own or control more resources than others.

Greed is not merely "I want more". Greed is "I want more than everybody else". Thus the majority of people are forcibly kept poor because if everyone had a million dollars, a loaf of bread would cost a hundred grand.

by Mystikan January 15, 2004

clairvoyance

The ability to perceive events occurring over a timelike, as opposed to a spacelike, interval. Manifests as a perception or comprehension of past or future events in the mind of the individual employing it. See psionics.

Clairvoyance can only be acheived when the individual has gained a full understanding of the principles of psionics.

by Mystikan July 02, 2004

pissgasm

When you're busting for a piss, and finally get to let it go, a pissgasm is the spine-tingling wash of relief that makes you go "Oooaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!"

Mate, when I finally got to break the seal at the pub last night, I had a real pissgasm!

by Mystikan September 09, 2007