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disney

v. The act of economically influencing a sovereign government into passing oppressive and dehumanising laws intended only to benefit the interests of corporate enterprise. Derived from the historical fact that the last 6 revisions of copyright law immediately preceded the time when Mickey Mouse would otherwise have passed into the public domain.
I see the recording industry has disneyed anti-circumvention laws through Parliament last week.

Microsoft just pulled a disney on the anti-trust laws in our country.
by Mystikan November 15, 2005
mugGet the disneymug.

drugs

(Cultural Semantics): Symptom of a society in which legitimised greed has created a negative social condition resulting in a widespread desire to escape reality. Often used by capitalist dictators as a political diversion to distract the oppressed populace from issues that would result in said enforcers losing power.
Abuse of drugs is most prolific in capitalist regimes.
by Mystikan May 8, 2004
mugGet the drugsmug.

psychosis

Mental condition in which person has an altered perception of reality, usually leading to antisocial or violent behaviour. (plural psychoses)
Examples of psychoses are: schizophrenia, multiple-personality disorder, Christ-complex and chronic paranoia.
by Mystikan July 2, 2004
mugGet the psychosismug.

seele

I live in Adelaide and I've never encountered the word 'seele'!
by Mystikan May 8, 2004
mugGet the seelemug.

pissgasm

When you're busting for a piss, and finally get to let it go, a pissgasm is the spine-tingling wash of relief that makes you go "Oooaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!"
Mate, when I finally got to break the seal at the pub last night, I had a real pissgasm!
by Mystikan September 9, 2007
mugGet the pissgasmmug.

neat

Pure. Unadulterated. The ONLY way to drink Scotch whisky!
I'll have a double Laphroaig, neat, no ice, thanks.
by Mystikan June 27, 2004
mugGet the neatmug.

cobber

n. Former Australian greeting/address which no self-respecting Aussie has used for at least 40 years!
"You can pick a Yank tourist in Oz 'coz they'll say 'cobber' when they come up to you."
by Mystikan December 30, 2003
mugGet the cobbermug.

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