Definitions by Mystikan

Strine 

A word coined by Americans to describe the Australian accent. This word is not used by Australians, and American tourists who use it in Australia soon learn not to. See also cobber.

Yank tourist: "I gotta brush up on my Strine!"
Me: "Strine? Hmmm, a sucker... Hey mate, you wanna buy a galah for 50 grand?"
Yank tourist: "Yeah, sure will buddy!"
(I walk away 50 grand richer while Yank tourist gets 10 years for exporting wildlife that farmers shoot as a pest!)

Strine by Mystikan June 27, 2004

neat

Pure. Unadulterated. The ONLY way to drink Scotch whisky!

I'll have a double Laphroaig, neat, no ice, thanks.

neat by Mystikan June 27, 2004

seele 

Somebody who knows nothing about South Australia.

I live in Adelaide and I've never encountered the word 'seele'!

seele by Mystikan May 8, 2004

drugs

(Cultural Semantics): Symptom of a society in which legitimised greed has created a negative social condition resulting in a widespread desire to escape reality. Often used by capitalist dictators as a political diversion to distract the oppressed populace from issues that would result in said enforcers losing power.

Abuse of drugs is most prolific in capitalist regimes.

drugs by Mystikan May 8, 2004

googleblatted 

Term used to describe the failure of a Web server due to overload as a result of being linked to from a popular website, such as Google. The archetypal example was when the University of Swinbourne's web server crashed after Google linked its logo to it in February 2004. Millions of people clicked on the link, flooding the university's servers and forcing them to shut down. The term carries the additional connotation that highly popular sites such as Google wield considerable political power in this manner.

The University of Swinbourne's fractal website went down for nearly a week when it was first googleblatted and then slashdotted two days later.

googleblatted by Mystikan March 25, 2004

fcuk 

Fashion/Apparel company that used a contrived acronym (French Connection United Kingdom) to allow them to create a logo that looked like a common expletive at first glance. A typical example of the desperate and murky depths to which modern marketing vermin will sink to make a buck.

Anyone who buys fcuk gear is a brainwashed cretin who falls for pathetic marketing ploys.

fcuk by Mystikan March 25, 2004

fucking bastard

George W. Bush, Tony Blair, John Howard, and all the other warmongering fucking bastard leaders of the Coalition Of The Killing.

Howard Hitler is a fucking bastard.

fucking bastard by Mystikan March 25, 2004