36 definitions by Mystikan
The ability to perceive events occurring over a timelike, as opposed to a spacelike, interval. Manifests as a perception or comprehension of past or future events in the mind of the individual employing it. See psionics.
Clairvoyance can only be acheived when the individual has gained a full understanding of the principles of psionics.
by Mystikan July 2, 2004
The practice of completely stripping a region bare of all natural resources without regard to sustainability, such as clearfelling a rainforest, intensive cultivation without fertilizing, or open-cast strip-mining a mountain range. This phrase was also used by 80s rock band Midnight Oil as the name of a popular song.
If we continue blue sky mining the Amazon rainforests, pretty soon we won't have any oxygen to breathe!
by Mystikan July 26, 2005
n. Person who accompanies two (or more) couples in a social situation, who does not have a partner of his or her own. Often the fifth person's attendance is encouraged by one of the well-meaning but ignorant female partners, who may feel sorry for the lonely person, but will inevitably ignore them once the lovemaking starts. It carries the connotation that the fifth person is often an unneccesary and unwelcome addition to the scene in these conditions. Derived from "the fifth wheel of a car", which needing only four wheels to run, has no need of a fifth.
"Jim and Sue, Mike and Sally invited me to come camping with them, but I refused as I would only have been the fifth wheel on my own!"
by Mystikan January 2, 2004
A catch-all racial slur used to refer to anyone not of one's own race or culture. Since it can be used equally by any race to refer to any other race, it's use cannot be censored or censured by political correctness nannies, because it does not promote hatred against any specific racial minority.
Barack Obama is a gink. Queen Elizabeth is a gink. The Dalai Lama is a gink. To you, I'm a gink. To me, you're a gink. So now we've said what we think of each other, let's just close this deal, yeah?
by Mystikan January 25, 2009
The ability to translate and/or transform matter through time and space by altering the informational component of the quantum waves defining the mass in question. See psionics.
by Mystikan July 2, 2004
n. 1. Extremist or radical advocate of female rights and privileges to the exclusion of those of males. 2. One who hates males. (cf. misandry, feminism.)
The respect formerly afforded to masculinity has been eroded by feminazi activism for at least 30 years.
by Mystikan November 19, 2003
adj. 1. Occurring within or pertaining to a gestalt structure or system. 2. Holistically, in something's entirety.
by Mystikan November 19, 2003