Constipated

When you're full of crap, and you don't give a shit

John was full of crap, but he couldn't shit, he was constipated

by Mystic_Snowfang June 25, 2009

weed

An under apreicated flower

A dandylion is not a weed, it's just an underapriciated flower

by Mystic_Snowfang October 16, 2008

broom

Good for hitting people with. One of the weapons of choice when dealing with rodents.

She smacked the rat with a broom

by Mystic_Snowfang May 18, 2008

Die

pass away
pass on
lose one's life
expire
breathe one's last
meet one's end
meet one's death
lay down one's life
perish
go the way of all flesh
go to one's last resting place
go to meet one's maker
cross the great divide
slip away
give up the ghost
kick the bucket
croak
buy it
turn up one's toes
cash in one's chips
bite the big one
check out
buy the farm
depart this life
join the choir invisible
shuffle off the mortal coil
hop the perch
run down the curtain

He died

by Mystic_Snowfang August 14, 2008

Hairball

What your cat pukes up Often in front of guests or during dinner. Or both

Muffins, our cat, walked in while we were having the revrend over for dinner and coughed up a hairball in his lap

by Mystic_Snowfang June 28, 2010

Werefolf

The hybridization of a werewolf and a werefox.

A creature of pure power and sexuality

Every full moon Joe becomes a Werefolf and fucks every woman on his block, and beats up every guy who gets in his way.

Joe is a Werefolf

by Mystic_Snowfang May 31, 2010