MyVeinyMeat's definitions

Butt Putt

The insertion of a golf putter handle into one's anus. You then stand over the ball and wiggle your hips to hit the ball towards the hole. First one to sink it wins the hole.

"I got shit all over the handle of my putter from when we played butt putt last week."

by MyVeinyMeat November 15, 2020

Overnight Chode

A guy or girl who was once cool as fuck but seemingly turned into a dick smoke over night. This usually occurs for no reason.

Fuckin James used to the coolest mf ever until last month he became an overnight chode.

by MyVeinyMeat February 14, 2022

Liberal

A political alignment that allows women to be at maximum crazy. They can be offended by everything and no one will think they are over emotional. They can protest and yell keywords such as but not limited to "patriarchy" "misogynist" "kill all men" and of course the family favorite "don't censor my pussy". All of these things are of course totally normal. Liberal not-crazy and totally normal women have the advantage of claiming rape for literally anything. Of course some of them have been ligitemately raped and that's horrible, some of them cry rape because a man said hi to them in an elevator. Once again, completely normal behavior. Need a safe space? They've got them and you can totally use them, if you aren't a man that is: straight or privileged. In fact the password for a white male to get into said safe space is "I am totally gay but probably privileged too. Fuck Donal Trump." Does being a liberal sound like its for you? Go to any college campus anywhere to join this pointless but totally normal movement.

I'm a liberal feminist. Bernie Sanders should be president forever. Except for the fact he's a man because all men should die. But seriously vote Bernie guys!!

by MyVeinyMeat August 19, 2016

Powder Pussy

Someone who is afraid of any snow/ice on the road. No matter how small the amount the powder pussy will schedule off work and hide in his/her domicile until that shit gets fucked.

Snowed 1/2 an inch last night and fuckin Steve won't leave his house for a week. What a complete powder pussy.

by MyVeinyMeat February 4, 2022

2-D

Two Dimensional - Lacking depth, superficial.

People that are shallow and only see things their way. Incapable of seeing things any other way. A lot of people are 2D people living in a 3D world. They just can't comprehend it.

"Of course she only cares about looks and money she's 2-D bro."

"Sucks they passed on you for the job, HR is full of 2-D's."

by MyVeinyMeat June 23, 2022

Overnight Chode

When someone that you have been friends with suddenly becomes a chode. Like they just woke up one day and decided to be a giant dick.

"Oh yeah man, he used to be cool in high school but he became an overnight chode."

by MyVeinyMeat February 15, 2022

Tic Tac Dick

When you have a small penis about the size of a tic tac. People suffering from Tic Tac Dick often blame society for their lack of shlong and thus take it out on everyone as a result.

"Oh don't worry about what he says about you. His ex said he has a serious case of Tic Tac Dick.

by MyVeinyMeat June 26, 2022