1 definition by MyDogBarksAtTheWashingMachine

1. A disorder that prevents one from sleeping.

2. What you pay a doctor to diagnose you with so you can get medical weed.
1. Max became very adept at masturbation after two weeks of insomnia. He just had too much time.

2. James paid some corrupt doctor to prescribe him weed for his "insomnia".
by MyDogBarksAtTheWashingMachine November 18, 2012
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