My Name Is Hugh...Mungus's definitions

Batista

One of the most overrated peices of crap wrestlers in the history of professional wrestling. Wrote one of the lamest wrestling autobiographies of all time, where he brags about cheating on his wife while she was fighting cancer. A real class act. He even wrote that he had no respect for the business and was only in it for the money. If you don't respect the business that made you, get the fuck out.

He also can't go through a single match without getting injured, botching (fucking up) a move, or both.

BOTCHtista is one of the reasons why WWE sucks today, and is also a reminder that the WWE has not created any new LONGTERM main eventers since 2005.

The guy has his head so far up Triple H's ass, that if he rammed it up there any further, he would see what "The Game" eats for breakfast every morning.

Jim: How did you like the Batista match last night?

Scott: Not at all, I don't like the roided up move botching injury prone douchebag roid monkey

Jim: yeah, anyone who cheers for a man who does not even respect the wrestling business, is not a real wrestling fan to begin with.

Scott: Yes, just a dumb mark sheep

Jim: As much as John Cena sucks, at least he respects the business and the fans.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus August 23, 2009

stunned

a saying in Newfoundland, Canada that means stupid

Johnny is so stunned that he cannot tie his own shoelaces without on his own. He's an idiot.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus December 20, 2007

UFC

Ultimate Fighting Championship

It's the most overhyped, and overrated mixed martial arts company in the world. When it had a cult following before it went mainstream it was much better: there were less rules and less bullshit grappling.

Joe: Are You going to the UFC PPV taping?
Scott: No I'm holding out for the Affliction taping

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus May 6, 2009

Fall Of The Republic

A hard hitting documentary by Alex Jones that goes into the plans by the New World Order to enslave the human race. Focuses primarily on Obama, but also covers a little on Bush as well. Basically it's like a continuation of The Obama Deception, but goes into further detail than the last one. Does not go so much into Bilderberg as Jones' previous documentaries does, but still a powerful film and worth a watch.

Joe: Scott are you going to watch the news tonight?

Scott: No, mainstream media is nothing more than lies, half-truths, and propaganda. I'm going to watch Fall Of The Republic instead.

Joe: Good call

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus November 18, 2009

Roid Monkey

A professional wrestler who is known or believed to be jacked up on steroids to an abdormal dregree

Dave: What is a roid monkey

Scott: Batista, Ultimate Warrior, Hulk Hogan, Scott Steiner, and Superstar Billy Graham are all examples of roid monkeys (Graham is a self-admitted one)

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus May 5, 2010

piece of gear

a slang term from Newfoundland, Canada, which is the equivalent to saying a piece of ass or piece of tail when referring to an incredibly hot chick

Steve: Wow, Steve check out the big titties and phat booty on Allison
Jeff: Yeah, she's a real piece of gear

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus June 18, 2016

SLAY Radio

An online only radio station that plays only remixes of olf Commodore 64 and Amiga game tunes (mostly c64). Founded by a person by the name of Slaygon, and it even has remixes of turnes that were actually done by the same people who wrote the original as well as remixes from others.

Jim: Were you listening to American Top 40 yesterday

Scott: Fuck that mainstream crap, I was listening to undeground RAP, rock, and SLAY Radio/

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus June 25, 2009