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Definitions by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus

Roid Monkey 

A professional wrestler who is known or believed to be jacked up on steroids to an abdormal dregree
Dave: What is a roid monkey

Scott: Batista, Ultimate Warrior, Hulk Hogan, Scott Steiner, and Superstar Billy Graham are all examples of roid monkeys (Graham is a self-admitted one)

Commodore 64 

A glorified gaming console that masqueraded as a computer. While it had some computing abilities, it was the gaming as well as the awesome SID chip (made midi files look like crap) that made the system unique
Dave: Commodore 64 was a great computer
Scott: I look at it as more of a gaming console with a keyboard, but still an awesome alternative to the Atari, and even gave the first generation NES a run for it's money in terms of graphics and gameplay.

Limewire 

a big memory hogging program that is one of the worst programs you can put on your computer for filesharing. Other than maybe BearShare, Limewire is the most spam ridden programs you can use. If you want to use something that does not take up any space, hogs up little memory, and is very lightweight and a lower chance of getting damn malware, then use utorrent.
Joe: You got Limewire on your computer
Scott: I used to until I started using utorrent and discovered that it was much safer to get my stuff from torrent sites like Pirate Bay

Norton Anti-Virus 

The MOST overpriced, overrated piece of shit antivirus on the market. Norton is probably one of the biggest piece of bloatware (programs that Hog up way more memory than it needs to) on the market. Plus Norton also gives more false positives than any other pay antivirus. If you want a pay-AV you have to go with something like Kaspersky, which most hackers actually swear by, and it does not hog up memory like Norton.
Jim: Do you have Norton Anti-Virus on your computer?
Scott: No, it's bloatware. I personally use Kaspersky as it's much more lightweight than Norton and also has the best record when it comes to false positives.

Razor Ramon 

A classic mid-nineties WWF (now WWE) character portrayed by Scott Hall. It was a cool character who came to the ring wearing obviously fake (but who really cares) big gold chains and always had a toothpick in his mouth. The Razor Ramon character made Scott Hall's career, after spending years as an opener to lower midcard talent. The character and fake Cuban accent were loosely based on Al Pacino in Scarface.
Joe: You going to watch John Cena vs. Hornswoggle tonight?

Scott: No that shit's boring, I'm going to watch the classic ladder match between Shawn Michaels and Razor Ramon

Fall Of The Republic 

A hard hitting documentary by Alex Jones that goes into the plans by the New World Order to enslave the human race. Focuses primarily on Obama, but also covers a little on Bush as well. Basically it's like a continuation of The Obama Deception, but goes into further detail than the last one. Does not go so much into Bilderberg as Jones' previous documentaries does, but still a powerful film and worth a watch.
Joe: Scott are you going to watch the news tonight?

Scott: No, mainstream media is nothing more than lies, half-truths, and propaganda. I'm going to watch Fall Of The Republic instead.

Joe: Good call
To take a piss and a shit at the same time (a combination of shit and piss)
Lisa: Honey, where are you going

Scott: I'm going to take a shiss

Lisa: Don't you mean a shit?

Scott: No a shiss, I'm going to take a piss and a shit, I just think it's easier and quicker to combine the two and say shiss.
shiss by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus August 28, 2009