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by Muttemor August 23, 2020
Get the Blarb mug.To say something in an agitated fashion, Gruffed is the combination of 'Grumble' and 'Huffed', gruffing is similar to 'scoffing' only it is a response where the individual is being much more direct and snide about their frustrations and feelings towards the issue and often tries harder to solicit a response even if unintentionally and the execution tends to be more crude in nature.
"I need you to go pick up mom from the airport tomorrow." Jenny told her sister, Sally giving her a sideways glance as she stood up.
"And why the hell should I do that?" Sally Gruffed, "you never do anything for me when I need help!"
Jenny simple sighed aloud in turn, "God damn, you're such a child..."
"And why the hell should I do that?" Sally Gruffed, "you never do anything for me when I need help!"
Jenny simple sighed aloud in turn, "God damn, you're such a child..."
by Muttemor May 12, 2021
Get the Gruffed mug.Susan, SUSan or Sue, is a combination of the term SUS and the name Karen. The name is usually given to women, but can also be rewarded to a man, when they get involved in a situation, but their intentions are SUS.
Usually these individuals will take it upon themselves to call out or *fix* things (society, art, rules, language, ect...) they see as broken, wrong or morally questionable. Susans however, usually do this based on their own subjective reasoning and inherent personal bias, which is often seen as irrational to a majority of other people. Their intentions, often, usually have a negative undertone.
When called out or they feel as such, a Susan's true nature will surface; they will often get hostile about what they were REALLY trying to accomplish through their actions, which was generally something ill or divisive.
Susans cannot be reasoned with, due to their self-righteousness and the fact they are often manic or insane.
Usually these individuals will take it upon themselves to call out or *fix* things (society, art, rules, language, ect...) they see as broken, wrong or morally questionable. Susans however, usually do this based on their own subjective reasoning and inherent personal bias, which is often seen as irrational to a majority of other people. Their intentions, often, usually have a negative undertone.
When called out or they feel as such, a Susan's true nature will surface; they will often get hostile about what they were REALLY trying to accomplish through their actions, which was generally something ill or divisive.
Susans cannot be reasoned with, due to their self-righteousness and the fact they are often manic or insane.
Little Billy had just finished his drawing, he worked really hard on it, however kelly had noticed he colored in one of the characters the wrong color, so she *fixed* it for him. When Billy asked why she, 'ruined his picture', Kelly got angry at him and told him that he, 'he NEEDED to color in the characters the right way, or it was *racist*'... Kelly was being a Susan.
by Muttemor January 1, 2022
Get the Susan mug.An ancient word from the 1980s and early 90s to describe a female (or male) who who is adorable in a sexually attractive kind of way, by older straight men (or older straight women).
The word like 'Stud-Muffin' can be either a laudative, a tease or even a derogative depending on its' use and context. The phrase 'Cutie' refers to 'cute' and the phrase 'Pie' means 'scrumptious', so it literally translates into 'Sweet and Tasty'.
The phrase can also be used to cheer up an individual who has poor body image by someone you cares about them or is trying to be nice.
The word like 'Stud-Muffin' can be either a laudative, a tease or even a derogative depending on its' use and context. The phrase 'Cutie' refers to 'cute' and the phrase 'Pie' means 'scrumptious', so it literally translates into 'Sweet and Tasty'.
The phrase can also be used to cheer up an individual who has poor body image by someone you cares about them or is trying to be nice.
1)
Bill walked over to the bar, looking over at a young little thing who had to be at least 15 years his junior, summing up his confidence he told her, "Hey Cutie-Pie, can I uh... buy you a drink?"
She merely looked over to him, a little judgemental at first, but with a deep sigh in her mind, she simply replied, "sure stud, why not..."
2)
Lilly looked at herself in the mirror, crying softly as all her flaws made themselves known to her, crying at her 'misfortune', however Tommy never saw these flaws, he saw only the beauty of what lay about them, but one piece of her whole as he held her tightly and teased, "what's the matter Cutie-Pie, I know I'm not all that pretty, but you don't need to cry about it?"
Lilly simply laughed at his silly boyish remarks calling him, "stupid..." as they sat there alone in the darkness.
Bill walked over to the bar, looking over at a young little thing who had to be at least 15 years his junior, summing up his confidence he told her, "Hey Cutie-Pie, can I uh... buy you a drink?"
She merely looked over to him, a little judgemental at first, but with a deep sigh in her mind, she simply replied, "sure stud, why not..."
2)
Lilly looked at herself in the mirror, crying softly as all her flaws made themselves known to her, crying at her 'misfortune', however Tommy never saw these flaws, he saw only the beauty of what lay about them, but one piece of her whole as he held her tightly and teased, "what's the matter Cutie-Pie, I know I'm not all that pretty, but you don't need to cry about it?"
Lilly simply laughed at his silly boyish remarks calling him, "stupid..." as they sat there alone in the darkness.
by Muttemor May 12, 2021
Get the Cutie-Pie mug.A compound word stemming from multiple definitions.
1) Twerp/Dweeb; a nerdy kid who is short, annoying as hell and lacks physical prowess.
2) Total/Dweeb; a super nerdy kid, not as bad as the *twerp* variant, so they are likable.
3) Twin/Dweeb (plural: Tweebs); the twin who is the nerdy/dorky one.
4) Twitter/Weeb; a annoying person who sees Twitter as a real fuckin' place, has embraced its culture and now lives in it.
5) Toxic/Weeb; a weeb that is so hyper-obsessively annoying, they make you want to run away from them; they like the sound of their own voice.
1) Twerp/Dweeb; a nerdy kid who is short, annoying as hell and lacks physical prowess.
2) Total/Dweeb; a super nerdy kid, not as bad as the *twerp* variant, so they are likable.
3) Twin/Dweeb (plural: Tweebs); the twin who is the nerdy/dorky one.
4) Twitter/Weeb; a annoying person who sees Twitter as a real fuckin' place, has embraced its culture and now lives in it.
5) Toxic/Weeb; a weeb that is so hyper-obsessively annoying, they make you want to run away from them; they like the sound of their own voice.
1) Little Billy kept bothering Sally to the extent that she pushed him and called him a 'Tweeb'.
2) Steve told Laura all about gravity and how it worked in conjuction with their bodies, Laura replied, "You're such a tweeb."
3) Jack and Dick were inseparable as some twins seldom are; Dick being the jock, enjoying sports and fast cars, Jack, well... let's just say he was the *tweeb*.
4) Milly spent too much time on Twitter, she started saying things like, "Take the L." and "LOL." aloud, it was obvious she was becoming a *Tweeb*.
5) Mike started growling at Tim for not liking his favorite anime; 'how dare he!' Mike thought, to which Tim replied, "man, stop being such a tweeb..."
2) Steve told Laura all about gravity and how it worked in conjuction with their bodies, Laura replied, "You're such a tweeb."
3) Jack and Dick were inseparable as some twins seldom are; Dick being the jock, enjoying sports and fast cars, Jack, well... let's just say he was the *tweeb*.
4) Milly spent too much time on Twitter, she started saying things like, "Take the L." and "LOL." aloud, it was obvious she was becoming a *Tweeb*.
5) Mike started growling at Tim for not liking his favorite anime; 'how dare he!' Mike thought, to which Tim replied, "man, stop being such a tweeb..."
by Muttemor December 8, 2021
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Verb
1. The act of a new group of individuals entering
a media space, fanbase or IP and demanding
the space be altered to accommodate their
ideas, values and/or worldviews.
2. The act of excluding and/or removing a group
of media enthusiasts or fans from a space or
fanbase through ostracization, intimidation
and/or bullying.
3. The complete alteration of a media space,
fanbase and/or IP, for the sole purpose of
catering to new fans and/or enthusiasts.
Verb
1. The act of a new group of individuals entering
a media space, fanbase or IP and demanding
the space be altered to accommodate their
ideas, values and/or worldviews.
2. The act of excluding and/or removing a group
of media enthusiasts or fans from a space or
fanbase through ostracization, intimidation
and/or bullying.
3. The complete alteration of a media space,
fanbase and/or IP, for the sole purpose of
catering to new fans and/or enthusiasts.
The media colonization of Disney, seems to have had a dire impact on the current state of the franchise.
by Muttemor August 22, 2022
Get the Media Colonization mug.A female who is in her 50s-70s who prowls after younger men (usually half their age or less), Pumas are similar to Cougars except they have progressed to the to a stage just beyond their prime (30-50) Puma's with grandchildren are often referred to as a GILF if she happens to be hot as f*ck!
Puma is derived from the concept that cougars are a 'subspecies' of the Puma subspecies in cats... so just one step below it.
Puma is derived from the concept that cougars are a 'subspecies' of the Puma subspecies in cats... so just one step below it.
Marcus: Damn man, you see old lady Jenkins!
Jerome: Yeah man, she's always chasin' after all them young brothers like a f*ckin, cougar man I swear!
Marcus: cougar? Nah man she's like seventy f*ckin' years old, she's a puma!
Jerome: Yeah man, she's always chasin' after all them young brothers like a f*ckin, cougar man I swear!
Marcus: cougar? Nah man she's like seventy f*ckin' years old, she's a puma!
by Muttemor May 14, 2021
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