Muttemor's definitions

Miss Muffet

Another adorably sweet nickname for a cute, puffy and just lovely vagina...

Miss Muffet was feeling a little sore after that pound session yesterday...

by Muttemor June 22, 2021

IFag

An IFag (IFaggot) is generally anyone who uses only one brand of technology exclusively (i.e. Macintosh, Samsung, HP, Toshiba, ect.); they will generally argue their defense as being their brand is 'better' with no actual factual proof other than slogans or information obtained 'second-hand' from their fellow IFags. This shouldn't be confused with 'ICurious' users who will 'try' new brands or switch between two or more brands in order to see what they find it 'better' at the time. However, this title can be related to exclusive gamers (i.e. XBOX, PS or Nintendo), with other references such as 'gear queer' or 'techno whore'. Generally, these parties on all sides should also be avoided when making choices based on technology for personal use as most of their opinions on the matter are biased and misguided which may make others into IFag or ICurious converts.

Mark: Gee, I sure 'love' my Mac; it's soo much better than 'PC' brands <Bleh>!

Bill: really.... <rolls eyes>
Mark: What Mac is awesome and it is better cause you don't gotta' replace it every two years like

with PC's...

Bill: Dude, your such an IFag...
Mark: Whatever, you're just hatin' cause you don't got a make!
Bill: <laughs> IFaggot!

by Muttemor November 29, 2014

Yeet Potato

A hand grenade...

What, you were hoping for something more elaborate?

I straight tossed that yeet potato and blew some shit up!

by Muttemor August 24, 2021

Magic Honey Pot

A wet pussy that is SO juicy and sweet it is literally like nectar from the Gods; I'm talkin' that finger lickin' good shit!

Also just a fun way of saying vagina...

I opened up my Magic Honey Pot and let him taste the sweet honey that spilt forth.

by Muttemor June 22, 2021

It is what it is

Phrase used by someone in order to accept even the most 'unacceptable' situation that would normally be a load of horse shit. Only because they know they have to.

Tom: Man why do we have to pay taxes for people who don't even work?

Bob: Hey man, it is what it is.

by Muttemor September 30, 2014

personality like a 'can of dog food'

A subjective personality type where the individual looks boring, plain (and even unappealing) on the outside even when they try to put a fun spin on themselves (usually because they try too hard to be likable), then when you crack them open (depending on your personality type) you realize... they are actually a pretty gross on the inside. However there are other people who do like them a LOT for whatever reason (dogs), these individuals tend to flock to them immediately, either in defense of them or to basically eat them up, often offering some of the person's bullshit up to others who usually tell them either, 'I'm good' or 'eww, gross', to which they immediately take offense.

Dude, you should watch the Legend of Korra it is SO amazing.

Nah, Korra has a personality like a 'can of dog food'

Man, f*ck you, bro! Korra is awesome!

by Muttemor May 3, 2021

Hater

1) Someone who can't accept another's success, and will excessively complain about it.

2) A derogatory slur used by homosexuals (usually flamboyant ones) and their supporters to describe a 'gay bigot/gay-basher' or anyone who doesn't support their cause; ironically makes the user a bigot.

3) Another word for a 'bigot'.

1) Tom is such a hater cause he can't get over Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize; even though he didn't deserve it.

2) Perez Hilton about Ms. California: "I can't believe that B*tch, she is such a 'Hater', I just hate haters."

3) Chuck: Bro you see Christian over there protesting gay marriage?

Larry: He's such a hater.

by Muttemor September 28, 2014