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Miss Muffet

Another adorably sweet nickname for a cute, puffy and just lovely vagina...
Miss Muffet was feeling a little sore after that pound session yesterday...
by Muttemor June 22, 2021
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IFag

An IFag (IFaggot) is generally anyone who uses only one brand of technology exclusively (i.e. Macintosh, Samsung, HP, Toshiba, ect.); they will generally argue their defense as being their brand is 'better' with no actual factual proof other than slogans or information obtained 'second-hand' from their fellow IFags. This shouldn't be confused with 'ICurious' users who will 'try' new brands or switch between two or more brands in order to see what they find it 'better' at the time. However, this title can be related to exclusive gamers (i.e. XBOX, PS or Nintendo), with other references such as 'gear queer' or 'techno whore'. Generally, these parties on all sides should also be avoided when making choices based on technology for personal use as most of their opinions on the matter are biased and misguided which may make others into IFag or ICurious converts.
Mark: Gee, I sure 'love' my Mac; it's soo much better than 'PC' brands <Bleh>!

Bill: really.... <rolls eyes>
Mark: What Mac is awesome and it is better cause you don't gotta' replace it every two years like

with PC's...

Bill: Dude, your such an IFag...
Mark: Whatever, you're just hatin' cause you don't got a make!
Bill: <laughs> IFaggot!
by Muttemor November 29, 2014
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Republic Gun

Originally coined as an insult for: Republicans, Conservatives, Libertarians, 2nd Amendment Supporters and the GOP in general by the author Stephen King in November 2022, the term was quickly embraced by those targeted by it as a 'term of endearment and pride.'
Proud Republic Gun.

We are the Republic Guns
by Muttemor November 24, 2022
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Literary Puritan

Someone who detests the alteration of authored works, regardless of the reasoning. An individual with an inherent belief that the author's original intent should always be respected and preserved.
Amazon recently released a new Lord of the Ring series, which they heavily altered from Tolkein's work to make it representative of 'modern' audiences, as a literary puritan, Tolkein would be turning in his grave.
by Muttemor March 5, 2024
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Incel

A derogatory catch-all word used by radical feminists, insecure women (and trans-women) as well as beta males; to describe masculine men in a misandrist manner.
Clint: "How do you not like bacon, bullets or boobs?"

Sam: "Because I'm not a f*cking incel!"
by Muttemor August 22, 2022
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Woke

Woke or 'being woke' is an ironic term used to define people or media. In normal circumstances the term would refer to something considered 'red-pilled' or 'heightened to a new state of awareness,' now however, the term defines being 'blue-pilled' or 'so out of touch with reality, one lives on their own plane of existence.' This sense of 'wokeness' is often characterized by an individuals unwillingness to hear outside perspectives or views, and/or to constantly deny or reject others views, regardless how rational or objective they may be. Being woke will also tend to embrace hyper-exaggerate (primarily) left-wing or progressive propaganda, talking points, and/or worldviews.
Someone who is woke will tell you, 'They are killing people!' But when you ask for evidence they will reply, 'Evidence? What do you mean? Are you not seeing what has been going on!'

I tried to watch the reboot of my favorite show as a kid, unfortunately the writers injected their woke agenda into it and it is no longer the show I remember, and instead spent most of it's time talking down to me.

Telling someone they need to believe in gender fluidity, is a woke concept with no facts to support it.
by Muttemor October 9, 2022
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Trap

A word used to describe several concepts when it comes to the terms 'traps' and 'trapping'.

In anime/hentai (and predominantly weeb culture) a trap is a bishounen male character who dresses or looks effeminate to the extent they are physically attractive even to straight men, often also referred to as 'tomgirls', 'sissyboys' or 'femboys'.

In western culture traps refer to trans-women in bar-culture as trans-women who 'pass' and often times are mistaken by heterosexual men for biological women, which often leads to mixed reactions upon discovery when the heterosexual man 'picks them up at the bar'.

Another western aspect for a trap, is the act of 'trapping'; which is a form of 'bait and switch' where a heterosexual male is tricked into having sexual relations or engaging in permisquous activities with either a gay male or a trans-woman. Often through being blind-folded, cohersion, peer pressure, or predominantly through streaming activities and vis 'glory holes'.
I watched this anime the other day with my friend and I really liked this one female character, they laughed at me when I told them and said, "man, you fell for the trap!"

I went to the bar and saw this smokin' hottie sitting there at the bar, turns out she was a fuckin' trap when I brought her back home, but I was like, fuck it and hit that shit anyways!

Bill looked through the glory hole and saw Karen standing there, but it turned out to be a trap, because he was actually fucking Steve... Karen was such a bitch!
by Muttemor June 25, 2021
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