Murdoc Kylburne's definitions

artistocracy

A new form of modern aristocracy. Instead of owning lands with peasants on them, they make their fortunes by their astronomic fees for starring in A-class Hollywood movies. Like old-time aristocrats, modern-time artistocrats love to live in luxury and make it obvious so that other people got jealous.

Keanu Reeves is not a typical member of artistocracy, coz he was seen communicating with simple mortal people which is totally inadmissible.

by Murdoc Kylburne October 27, 2018

Cocksuckervirus

A very contagious and dangerous type of virus capable of killing people who like sucking cocks.

All cocksuckers should be careful about this Cocksuckervirus. It's reported to be lethal. And it's spreading the world.

by Murdoc Kylburne August 17, 2017

Wrap your crap

A relatively polite way of saying "Eat shit you dickhead!" Also deployable, when someone is not willing to take the poop their dog has made on a public territory.

Hey mister! Your pet has left something here for you.
What is it?
Mr. Poop, please, wrap your crap.

by Murdoc Kylburne April 16, 2020

bubblonomics

The right way to describe the modern state of the world's global economy. The final state of its decay. The economy which stopped producing goods and services for people, but became the most sophisticated device of making money out of money, making the rich way more fewer & richer while multiplying poverty. The term reminds us of bubbles which are constantly produced at stock exchange markets to bring the world again to the brink of the next global crisis.

We need to start studying bubblonomics at school to be prepared for survival in a permanent global economic crisis.

by Murdoc Kylburne February 15, 2021

@long-far-king-last

An SMS-way of saying "At long fucking last!"

Metallica @ Twitter: We have just released our new album, guys!
A fan: @long-far-king-last! Not long before the second comin', for Christ's sake!

by Murdoc Kylburne December 13, 2016

Hosanna

A good girl's name. If you don't mind your girl's name pronounciation as "Hoe's Anna".

- Do you mess with Hosanna?
- Nah, bro. I kinda try 2 avoid any connections with hoes. I'm super anxious about sex-related diseases, especially HIV.

by Murdoc Kylburne November 19, 2020

Blog job

Also a blogh job. A type of bullshit job - a pseudo business - that takes all of a person's time without any profit.

- Hey, John, what have you been doin' with yourself lately?
- Been doin' my blog job.
- Have you blown enough to rent a room and move away from your mama?
- Nah, a blog job is not that much paid as a blowjob...

by Murdoc Kylburne February 13, 2019