Murdoc Kylburne's definitions

ass-o'-ass

This is what actually stands for the abbreviation S.O.S., which is either "ass on ass" or "ass of ass". When your vessel is in distress in the middle of a deep green sea, both versions are true.

Radio transmission: Our ship has lost control, we are adrift, without rudders we are sure to crush! Ass-o'-ass! Ass-o'-ass!

by Murdoc Kylburne April 13, 2020

mother4care

Euphemism 4 motherfucker.

Don't mess with Dick. He's such a dick and mother4care.

by Murdoc Kylburne May 10, 2021

Cheese us Chrispe!

Euphimistic exclamation "Jesus Christ" pronounced in a company of liberals, atheists, agnostics and other non-believers.

- Biden wins.
- Cheese us Chrispe! We're all doomed.

by Murdoc Kylburne March 9, 2021

bubblonomics

The right way to describe the modern state of the world's global economy. The final state of its decay. The economy which stopped producing goods and services for people, but became the most sophisticated device of making money out of money, making the rich way more fewer & richer while multiplying poverty. The term reminds us of bubbles which are constantly produced at stock exchange markets to bring the world again to the brink of the next global crisis.

We need to start studying bubblonomics at school to be prepared for survival in a permanent global economic crisis.

by Murdoc Kylburne February 15, 2021

@long-far-king-last

An SMS-way of saying "At long fucking last!"

Metallica @ Twitter: We have just released our new album, guys!
A fan: @long-far-king-last! Not long before the second comin', for Christ's sake!

by Murdoc Kylburne December 13, 2016

DonBass

The former South-West Ukrainian territory. Pain in the ass of the Ukrainian Nazi regime after their successful coup d'etat in Kiev in 2014. Rhymes with "dumbass".

- Do you support the Kievan regime?
- Nah, I hate Nazis of all sorts.
- Go to hell, go to DonBass, you dumbass!
- Go fuck yourself, Nazi bastard!

by Murdoc Kylburne March 3, 2022

First batch

1. Alfa-female, bitch in charge.

2. One of those who came there first.

1. Girls, listen to me carefully, I'm the first batch here.
2. Hey, newby, don't ask silly questions. Look how I do it. I'm the first batch in this company.

by Murdoc Kylburne July 3, 2019