Murdoc Kylburne's definitions

@long-far-king-last

An SMS-way of saying "At long fucking last!"

Metallica @ Twitter: We have just released our new album, guys!
A fan: @long-far-king-last! Not long before the second comin', for Christ's sake!

by Murdoc Kylburne December 13, 2016

smart-assed

Adjective, an antonym (opposite) to the smartest, describing a person who always tries to outsmart everybody they come across, considering everybody stupid and thinking no one notices that their behaviour is outrageous, while everybody keeps silence out of politeness. A synonym to a dickhead, prick, bastard etc.

Keep away from Donald. He is so smart-assed. Thinks himself the smartest and consider everybody yahoos. He will buy you a cup of "covfefe" today , but tomorrow he will make you pay for a dozen of "covfefes".

by Murdoc Kylburne January 16, 2018

bubblonomics

The right way to describe the modern state of the world's global economy. The final state of its decay. The economy which stopped producing goods and services for people, but became the most sophisticated device of making money out of money, making the rich way more fewer & richer while multiplying poverty. The term reminds us of bubbles which are constantly produced at stock exchange markets to bring the world again to the brink of the next global crisis.

We need to start studying bubblonomics at school to be prepared for survival in a permanent global economic crisis.

by Murdoc Kylburne February 15, 2021

DonBass

The former South-West Ukrainian territory. Pain in the ass of the Ukrainian Nazi regime after their successful coup d'etat in Kiev in 2014. Rhymes with "dumbass".

- Do you support the Kievan regime?
- Nah, I hate Nazis of all sorts.
- Go to hell, go to DonBass, you dumbass!
- Go fuck yourself, Nazi bastard!

by Murdoc Kylburne March 3, 2022

First batch

1. Alfa-female, bitch in charge.

2. One of those who came there first.

1. Girls, listen to me carefully, I'm the first batch here.
2. Hey, newby, don't ask silly questions. Look how I do it. I'm the first batch in this company.

by Murdoc Kylburne July 3, 2019

artistocracy

A new form of modern aristocracy. Instead of owning lands with peasants on them, they make their fortunes by their astronomic fees for starring in A-class Hollywood movies. Like old-time aristocrats, modern-time artistocrats love to live in luxury and make it obvious so that other people got jealous.

Keanu Reeves is not a typical member of artistocracy, coz he was seen communicating with simple mortal people which is totally inadmissible.

by Murdoc Kylburne October 27, 2018

Cocksuckervirus

A very contagious and dangerous type of virus capable of killing people who like sucking cocks.

All cocksuckers should be careful about this Cocksuckervirus. It's reported to be lethal. And it's spreading the world.

by Murdoc Kylburne August 17, 2017