Murdoc Kylburne's definitions

Trump Lynne

A Russian word for "springboard". Any coincidence with real persons is purely by chance.

P1 - Do you know what Russians call a springboard?
P2 - No.
P1 - Trumpleen.
P2 - Trump Lynne? LOL

by Murdoc Kylburne January 19, 2017

screamager

The word has been coined by the Therapy? musicians in the mid-90's while watching some TV-programme featuring a lot of screaming teenagers. Combination of those words resulted in their new song with such a title soon becoming a hit.

Look! There's a hell of a lot of screamagers at the show! They scream so loud I can't hear my own voice!

by Murdoc Kylburne March 26, 2012

artistocracy

A new form of modern aristocracy. Instead of owning lands with peasants on them, they make their fortunes by their astronomic fees for starring in A-class Hollywood movies. Like old-time aristocrats, modern-time artistocrats love to live in luxury and make it obvious so that other people got jealous.

Keanu Reeves is not a typical member of artistocracy, coz he was seen communicating with simple mortal people which is totally inadmissible.

by Murdoc Kylburne October 27, 2018

First batch

1. Alfa-female, bitch in charge.

2. One of those who came there first.

1. Girls, listen to me carefully, I'm the first batch here.
2. Hey, newby, don't ask silly questions. Look how I do it. I'm the first batch in this company.

by Murdoc Kylburne July 3, 2019

DonBass

The former South-West Ukrainian territory. Pain in the ass of the Ukrainian Nazi regime after their successful coup d'etat in Kiev in 2014. Rhymes with "dumbass".

- Do you support the Kievan regime?
- Nah, I hate Nazis of all sorts.
- Go to hell, go to DonBass, you dumbass!
- Go fuck yourself, Nazi bastard!

by Murdoc Kylburne March 3, 2022

маскоёб

Мозгоёб, фапающий на илону в маске, известную в миру как Илона Маск, самого успешного пиар-аса современности, разводящего лохов в массовом порядке и банкстеров на баблос. Отличительная черта маскоёба - упоротость в святой непогрешимости Илоны, даже если это очевидно противоречит здравому смыслу.

Поциент - явный маскоёб: он продал свою квартиру и вложил все деньги в акции Илоны.

by Murdoc Kylburne April 23, 2020

Cocksuckervirus

A very contagious and dangerous type of virus capable of killing people who like sucking cocks.

All cocksuckers should be careful about this Cocksuckervirus. It's reported to be lethal. And it's spreading the world.

by Murdoc Kylburne August 17, 2017