Murdoc Kylburne's definitions

Wrap your crap

A relatively polite way of saying "Eat shit you dickhead!" Also deployable, when someone is not willing to take the poop their dog has made on a public territory.

Hey mister! Your pet has left something here for you.
What is it?
Mr. Poop, please, wrap your crap.

by Murdoc Kylburne April 16, 2020

Apestein

A piece of hairy monkey in an expensive suit using its high rank position in Hollywood-about industry to fuck very young and attractive starlets to be legally prosecuted afterwards and eventually found dead in its prison cell after a second suicide attempt. Also as a verb, to act in such a manner.

- Hey, smartsy little intern! Wanna come & see my garage Saturday night?
- Do you want to Apestein it with me, boss?

- Nah. Don't dare come near me!

by Murdoc Kylburne March 22, 2020

Cheese us Chrispe!

Euphimistic exclamation "Jesus Christ" pronounced in a company of liberals, atheists, agnostics and other non-believers.

- Biden wins.
- Cheese us Chrispe! We're all doomed.

by Murdoc Kylburne March 9, 2021

ass-o'-ass

This is what actually stands for the abbreviation S.O.S., which is either "ass on ass" or "ass of ass". When your vessel is in distress in the middle of a deep green sea, both versions are true.

Radio transmission: Our ship has lost control, we are adrift, without rudders we are sure to crush! Ass-o'-ass! Ass-o'-ass!

by Murdoc Kylburne April 13, 2020

mother4care

Euphemism 4 motherfucker.

Don't mess with Dick. He's such a dick and mother4care.

by Murdoc Kylburne May 10, 2021

Blog job

Also a blogh job. A type of bullshit job - a pseudo business - that takes all of a person's time without any profit.

- Hey, John, what have you been doin' with yourself lately?
- Been doin' my blog job.
- Have you blown enough to rent a room and move away from your mama?
- Nah, a blog job is not that much paid as a blowjob...

by Murdoc Kylburne February 13, 2019

riding a white horse

A more polite way of saying you are taking a shit

A wife is calling her husband over the cell phone.
- Hello, darling! Where are you? I've checked the whole house and you're nowhere to be seen.
- Check the bathroom - I'm riding a white horse.
- Why are you so long there?
- I'm having a shy one. Tryin' to pinch one off.

by Murdoc Kylburne February 11, 2018