Murdoc Kylburne's definitions

smart-assed

Adjective, an antonym (opposite) to the smartest, describing a person who always tries to outsmart everybody they come across, considering everybody stupid and thinking no one notices that their behaviour is outrageous, while everybody keeps silence out of politeness. A synonym to a dickhead, prick, bastard etc.

Keep away from Donald. He is so smart-assed. Thinks himself the smartest and consider everybody yahoos. He will buy you a cup of "covfefe" today , but tomorrow he will make you pay for a dozen of "covfefes".

by Murdoc Kylburne January 16, 2018

screamager

The word has been coined by the Therapy? musicians in the mid-90's while watching some TV-programme featuring a lot of screaming teenagers. Combination of those words resulted in their new song with such a title soon becoming a hit.

Look! There's a hell of a lot of screamagers at the show! They scream so loud I can't hear my own voice!

by Murdoc Kylburne March 26, 2012

Trump Lynne

A Russian word for "springboard". Any coincidence with real persons is purely by chance.

P1 - Do you know what Russians call a springboard?
P2 - No.
P1 - Trumpleen.
P2 - Trump Lynne? LOL

by Murdoc Kylburne January 19, 2017

маскоёб

Мозгоёб, фапающий на илону в маске, известную в миру как Илона Маск, самого успешного пиар-аса современности, разводящего лохов в массовом порядке и банкстеров на баблос. Отличительная черта маскоёба - упоротость в святой непогрешимости Илоны, даже если это очевидно противоречит здравому смыслу.

Поциент - явный маскоёб: он продал свою квартиру и вложил все деньги в акции Илоны.

by Murdoc Kylburne April 23, 2020

Wrap your crap

A relatively polite way of saying "Eat shit you dickhead!" Also deployable, when someone is not willing to take the poop their dog has made on a public territory.

Hey mister! Your pet has left something here for you.
What is it?
Mr. Poop, please, wrap your crap.

by Murdoc Kylburne April 16, 2020

Apestein

A piece of hairy monkey in an expensive suit using its high rank position in Hollywood-about industry to fuck very young and attractive starlets to be legally prosecuted afterwards and eventually found dead in its prison cell after a second suicide attempt. Also as a verb, to act in such a manner.

- Hey, smartsy little intern! Wanna come & see my garage Saturday night?
- Do you want to Apestein it with me, boss?

- Nah. Don't dare come near me!

by Murdoc Kylburne March 22, 2020

artistocracy

A new form of modern aristocracy. Instead of owning lands with peasants on them, they make their fortunes by their astronomic fees for starring in A-class Hollywood movies. Like old-time aristocrats, modern-time artistocrats love to live in luxury and make it obvious so that other people got jealous.

Keanu Reeves is not a typical member of artistocracy, coz he was seen communicating with simple mortal people which is totally inadmissible.

by Murdoc Kylburne October 27, 2018