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Square, metal pieces of junk that are glued to your teeth with wires that run through them. Prevents you from making out. Cut your mouth and sometimes cause excruciating numbness or infections. Probably worth less than jeans at Hollister. Overpriced, though your insurance company would probably cover it. Despite most of the negative definitions of braces, they rock shit. It proves how rich you are. Angelina Jolie wore braces. They are also an excellent excuse generator. Not to mention how awesome they look when the moonlight reflects off them. Total leetness~!
W: Dude check out my new braces
I: zOMG metallic blue! That's epic win man
W: I know even my idol Angelina Jolie wore them! I'm only keeping them on for 1.5 years anyway!
I: How much did they cost?
W: About $42. My leet insurance company covered the rest!
N: Yo how do you like these new jeans I got from Hollister? They were only $79, clearance sale~
by MudkipShiz July 17, 2009
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See penguin. Derived from the expression"moo", the sound a cow makes. See also momo. The cutest kid you'll ever see. Loves purple and sushi. Cannibalistic when approached by penguins. See eat.
Paul: yo i met a cute chick yesterday she wore a penguin hat and her name was moumita
D: was she eating sushi?
Paul: yeh how did u kno????
D: check urbandictionary.com man, it has everyone's profile on it
by MudkipShiz July 19, 2009
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