2 definitions by MrSyde
Jerk jousting is when you and a friend with a penis take off all your clothes and get an erection and run at each other until your penis' clash.
by MrSyde December 18, 2019
"hey man, I'm really jonesing to cum right now can you watch my dog real quick before I get blue bawls"
by MrSyde January 7, 2023