MrHobbes69's definitions
Former Disney Channel star that looks like a man with her new haircut. Last year she dry humped beetle juice in a desperate plea for attention. Reality is setting in that she is just an ugly butch. She can also be seen frequenting WNBA games
by MrHobbes69 August 17, 2014

Tom: Dude sorry I stunk up your bathroom I just took a massive Robin Thicke.
Ed: Damn Robin Thicke is a good term for taking a shit, that smell makes me see blurred lines, just as awful as the song is
Ed: Damn Robin Thicke is a good term for taking a shit, that smell makes me see blurred lines, just as awful as the song is
by MrHobbes69 June 26, 2014

Man I wish I would have worn boxer briefs the last 20 years. My ball sag is so bad I could fucking mop the floor with my nuts.
by MrHobbes69 June 23, 2014

The act of spoofing your IP address multiple times to vote for your crappy word so it gets published/looks more popular than it really is.
Tom: How the fuck did that definition instant tradition get on urban dictionary?
Ed: The author pulled an urban spoof an logged into Tor under 100 different IP addresses.
Example 2
Yea I know my word was unpopular but I urban spoofed the shit out of it now it is at the top of the list
Ed: The author pulled an urban spoof an logged into Tor under 100 different IP addresses.
Example 2
Yea I know my word was unpopular but I urban spoofed the shit out of it now it is at the top of the list
by MrHobbes69 June 23, 2014

A cult that people use to get sober. Though stating it is not a religion every meeting has readings, an offering basket, and talks a lot about God. For a lot of people AA becomes the new addiction. The majority of people are full of shit and show up drunk to the meetings and claim they have been sober for 20 years even though they smell like a bottle of cheap vodka.
Instead of just not drinking a lot of suckers think only God can do it for them via Alcoholics Anonymous when in reality all you have to do is not pick up the fucking bottle. The founder Bill W was a massive drug user, sex addict, and was probably drunk more than half the time at AA meetings.
by MrHobbes69 July 17, 2014

an annoying song that doesn't really say anything. It repeats the same phrase over and over. It has a slightly catchy beat and that is about all.
Person: Writing music is really hard, I don't think I will ever write a song.
Producer: Bullshit, just look at that song turn down for what! All you have to do is make a beat and repeat yourself for 4-5 minutes.
Producer: Bullshit, just look at that song turn down for what! All you have to do is make a beat and repeat yourself for 4-5 minutes.
by MrHobbes69 June 21, 2014

Presidential aid: Mr. President the Indians are getting restless again, they are pissed about the redskins name and want more govt money to compensate for it.
President: Fuck that just give them a bunch of firewater until they forget what they asked for
President: Fuck that just give them a bunch of firewater until they forget what they asked for
by MrHobbes69 June 21, 2014
