Definitions by MrAmazingful

Crock 

Slang for a penis; crotch + cock

Anyone would feel insignificant if they compared their crock to the empire state building...except for me.

Crock by MrAmazingful July 16, 2011

Crock Pot 

1. A pothead with an erection
2. One who smokes marijuana while masturbating

See Crock.

Mary: My boyfriend is such a crock pot...

Jane: Oh then you two are perfect for each other!!

Crock Pot by MrAmazingful July 16, 2011