A narrow strip of land that pokes up between Ohio and Pennsylvania
The city of Wheeling is located on West Virginia's middle finger.
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Obama

The 44th president of the United States, born in Hawaii to a white mother from Kansas and a black father from Kenya, which technically makes him biracial but according to the one drop rule it would be appropriate to call him the first black president
Obama campaigned on change, reforming healthcare and getting our troops out of Iraq, so far he has mostly kept his promises.
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highway food

food that is easy to eat while driving, such as a burger
I'm hungry so before I hit the road I'm going to pull into this drive-thru and grab some highway food.
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9/11 truther

anyone who is intelligent enough to realize that the official government account of the 9/11 attacks are not supported by the physical evidence and want to know the real truth about what happened
Here are just a few facts that 9/11 truthers want explained:
In 1945 during a heavy fog a B-52 bomber accidently hit the Empire State building, sustaining minor damage but was repaired and is still standing today, because of this incident modern skyscrapers are specifically designed to withstand an impact from a jumbo jet.
In 1993 terrorists ignited a truck bomb beneath the twin towers after that incident the towers were regularly inspected with bomb sniffing dogs, these inspections stopped just months before 9/11 Marvin Bush was in charge of security at the World Trade Center.
In 1998 the Project for the new American Century or PNAC stated their goal of invading Iraq and overthrowing Saddam Hussein, but said they would need a "Pearl Harbor" to sell this idea to public, key PNAC members became part of the Bush Administration.
The towers did not collapse from the initial impact, many people were safely evacuated and the towers collapsed some time later. The government claims burning jet fuel softened the steel support beams causing the collapse. Jet fuel burns at a maximum temperature of 1500 degrees, the steel would have to reach 2000 degrees before it even began to soften, steel melts at 3000 degrees.
If the steel beams did get hot enough to soften, the towers should have tipped toward the point of impact, but instead the towers collapsed straight down like when explosives are used for a controlled demolision.
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bonus tracks

since a cd has a larger capacity than a vinyl record some record companies feel compelled to fill in that extra space when a classic album is re-released on cd
Bonus tracks are often alternative versions of songs already on the album or in some cases they are songs that weren't on the original release simply because they suck. Some people think bonus tracks ruin the integrity of the original recording.
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President Clinton

Former Governor of Arkansas elected 42nd President of the United States in 1992 defeating incumbent George H. W. Bush
President Clinton inherited a recession and massive deficits from the previous administration, but he restored the economy and fiscal responsibility all while under constant attack by the vast right-wing conspiracy. After two terms he left office with a record budget surplus.
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President Reagan

A mediocre president elected in 1980 who is very over-rated, but is worshipped by many modern neocons
President Reagan shifted the tax burden from the wealthy to the middle class, while dramatically increasing spending mostly for the military. At the same time he was busting unions and driving down wages for working class Americans. This of course created massive deficits. Reagan supported Saddam Hussein during the war between Iraq and Iran and supplied him with weapons including poison gas he used on the Kurds. Reagan should also be remembered for the Iran-Contra scandal.
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