Mr.Juan-derful's definitions

Dippy-back

certain Chevy coupes manufactured from 1969-1976 with a back window that curves or "dips" inward instead of outward like most cars

I just got my Dippy-back repainted metallic green and put some 24" wheels on it, now I can really cruise in style.

by Mr.Juan-derful September 20, 2010

premake

the original version of a song that another band has made a remake of, often used in a sarcastic manner

My friend told me "Live and Let Die" was his favorite Guns-N-Roses song, he seemed suprised when I told him Paul McCartney had done a premake of that song.

by Mr.Juan-derful September 20, 2010

liquor in the front, poker in the rear

cunnilingus followed by anal sex

I met this slut last night she said if I ate her pussy she would let me do her in the ass, so it was liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

by Mr.Juan-derful January 1, 2010

high as a Christmas goose

Something Freddie said once on Scooby-Doo, who knows what it means but it sure sounds cool

I put a lift kit and some 33" tires on my mall crawler and raised it high as Christmas goose.

My friend Jose brought over some killer weed last night and we both got high as a Christmas goose.

by Mr.Juan-derful January 1, 2010

Big Butter Jesus

a 60' tall statue of Jesus made out of a light colored stone that looks like butter, located in Middleton,OH along I-75 just north of Cincinnati

The Big Butter Jesus became famous because of novelty song by Heywood Banks.

by Mr.Juan-derful April 18, 2010

mas chorizo

a Mexican sausage fest

Hey Pedro that fiesta really sucked no senoritas just mas chorizo.

by Mr.Juan-derful January 1, 2010

llay

the proper spelling of yay which is Cuban slang for cocaine, in Spanish a double "L" is pronouced like a "Y"

A lot of llay is smuggled up from Columbia through Cuba and into Miami.

by Mr.Juan-derful November 30, 2010