Mr.Juan-derful's definitions

mas chorizo

a Mexican sausage fest

Hey Pedro that fiesta really sucked no senoritas just mas chorizo.

by Mr.Juan-derful January 1, 2010

Dippy-back

certain Chevy coupes manufactured from 1969-1976 with a back window that curves or "dips" inward instead of outward like most cars

I just got my Dippy-back repainted metallic green and put some 24" wheels on it, now I can really cruise in style.

by Mr.Juan-derful September 20, 2010

premake

the original version of a song that another band has made a remake of, often used in a sarcastic manner

My friend told me "Live and Let Die" was his favorite Guns-N-Roses song, he seemed suprised when I told him Paul McCartney had done a premake of that song.

by Mr.Juan-derful September 20, 2010

politics of diversion

When politicians focus on issues that are controversial but in reality have little or no effect on most people in order to divert attention from more important issues they don't want to deal with

voter: "I'm unemployed and I just lost my health insurance, what are you going to do to fix the economy and make healthcare affordable?"

politician: "Well, we need to ban same-sex marriage and flag desecretion."

voter: "WTF?! What does that have to do with anything, stop the politics of diversion and tell me what you are going to do about the real problems facing this country!"

by Mr.Juan-derful August 14, 2010

liquor in the front, poker in the rear

cunnilingus followed by anal sex

I met this slut last night she said if I ate her pussy she would let me do her in the ass, so it was liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

by Mr.Juan-derful January 1, 2010

rebuttal definition

when someone sees a definition on Urban Dictionary they don't like so they submit the same word with a different definition

I saw a definition for Obamafication that I didn't like so I had to submit a rebuttal definition.

by Mr.Juan-derful November 13, 2010

llay

the proper spelling of yay which is Cuban slang for cocaine, in Spanish a double "L" is pronouced like a "Y"

A lot of llay is smuggled up from Columbia through Cuba and into Miami.

by Mr.Juan-derful November 30, 2010