Mr.Juan-derful's definitions

premake

the original version of a song that another band has made a remake of, often used in a sarcastic manner

My friend told me "Live and Let Die" was his favorite Guns-N-Roses song, he seemed suprised when I told him Paul McCartney had done a premake of that song.

by Mr.Juan-derful September 20, 2010

liquor in the front, poker in the rear

cunnilingus followed by anal sex

I met this slut last night she said if I ate her pussy she would let me do her in the ass, so it was liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

by Mr.Juan-derful January 1, 2010

mas chorizo

a Mexican sausage fest

Hey Pedro that fiesta really sucked no senoritas just mas chorizo.

by Mr.Juan-derful January 1, 2010

llay

the proper spelling of yay which is Cuban slang for cocaine, in Spanish a double "L" is pronouced like a "Y"

A lot of llay is smuggled up from Columbia through Cuba and into Miami.

by Mr.Juan-derful November 30, 2010

La Raza

a civil rights advocacy group for Mexican-Americans

La Raza is to Mexican-Americans what the NAACP is to African-Americans

by Mr.Juan-derful January 9, 2010

President Clinton

Former Governor of Arkansas elected 42nd President of the United States in 1992 defeating incumbent George H. W. Bush

President Clinton inherited a recession and massive deficits from the previous administration, but he restored the economy and fiscal responsibility all while under constant attack by the vast right-wing conspiracy. After two terms he left office with a record budget surplus.

by Mr.Juan-derful December 13, 2010

high as a Christmas goose

Something Freddie said once on Scooby-Doo, who knows what it means but it sure sounds cool

I put a lift kit and some 33" tires on my mall crawler and raised it high as Christmas goose.

My friend Jose brought over some killer weed last night and we both got high as a Christmas goose.

by Mr.Juan-derful January 1, 2010