Definitions by Mr.Juan-derful

The Bob and Tom Show 

America's number one rated morning radio show

The Bob and Tom Show is the funniest thing on the radio and Kristi Lee even makes the news entertaining.

The Bob and Tom Show by Mr.Juan-derful January 9, 2010

La Raza 

a civil rights advocacy group for Mexican-Americans

La Raza is to Mexican-Americans what the NAACP is to African-Americans

La Raza by Mr.Juan-derful January 9, 2010

P.R.I. 

1. Party of the Revolution for Independence

2.Painful Rectal Itch

1.The P.R.I. lead Mexico's revolution for independence from Spain and then ruled Mexico for many years.

2. My hemorrhoids are acting up again, I'm suffering from P.R.I.

P.R.I. by Mr.Juan-derful January 9, 2010

Gilligan Gay 

When a man is not really gay but is extremely awkward around women, becoming nervous, tongue-tied etc. like the way Gilligan would react to Ginger on "Gilligan's Island"

Last night at the bar this really hot chick was hitting on my friend Steve, but he got all Gilligan Gay on her and totally blew it.

Gilligan Gay by Mr.Juan-derful January 3, 2010

mas chorizo

a Mexican sausage fest

Hey Pedro that fiesta really sucked no senoritas just mas chorizo.

mas chorizo by Mr.Juan-derful January 1, 2010

high as a Christmas goose 

Something Freddie said once on Scooby-Doo, who knows what it means but it sure sounds cool

I put a lift kit and some 33" tires on my mall crawler and raised it high as Christmas goose.

My friend Jose brought over some killer weed last night and we both got high as a Christmas goose.

high as a Christmas goose by Mr.Juan-derful January 1, 2010

liquor in the front, poker in the rear 

cunnilingus followed by anal sex

I met this slut last night she said if I ate her pussy she would let me do her in the ass, so it was liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

liquor in the front, poker in the rear by Mr.Juan-derful January 1, 2010