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one drop rule

When segregation was practiced in the Southern United States a person that was even the smallest percentage black was simply considered black
Barack Obama is technically biracial but according to the one drop rule he would have simply been considered black.
by Mr.Juan-derful September 12, 2010
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dance remix

When somebody takes a song that already sucked and remixes it to make it suck even more
Did you hear Lady Gaga's new dance remix, it really sucks!
by Mr.Juan-derful March 22, 2010
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somebody's girl syndrome

when a really hot chick has trouble getting dates because guys all assume she already has a boyfriend and are scared to approach her....

Inspired by the Jackson Browne song "Somebody's Baby"
Can you believe Jennifer didn't have a date for the prom? She must be suffering from somebody's girl syndrome.
by Mr.Juan-derful May 4, 2010
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rebuttal definition

when someone sees a definition on Urban Dictionary they don't like so they submit the same word with a different definition
I saw a definition for Obamafication that I didn't like so I had to submit a rebuttal definition.
by Mr.Juan-derful November 13, 2010
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DOMA

Defense Of Marriage Act: An Orwellian term for a law that does the exact opposite of what the title implies, rather than defending marriage it denies some people the right to marry
religious zealot: "Thank God for the Defense of Marriage Act, now my marriage is being defended I never have to worry about divorce or anything like that."

gay man: "You dumbass the DOMA doesn't defend anybodies marriage it just says that if my husband and I ever leave Massachusetts other states don't have to recognize our marriage."
by Mr.Juan-derful August 1, 2010
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Big Butter Jesus

a 60' tall statue of Jesus made out of a light colored stone that looks like butter, located in Middleton,OH along I-75 just north of Cincinnati
The Big Butter Jesus became famous because of novelty song by Heywood Banks.
by Mr.Juan-derful April 18, 2010
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9/11 truther

anyone who is intelligent enough to realize that the official government account of the 9/11 attacks are not supported by the physical evidence and want to know the real truth about what happened
Here are just a few facts that 9/11 truthers want explained:
In 1945 during a heavy fog a B-52 bomber accidently hit the Empire State building, sustaining minor damage but was repaired and is still standing today, because of this incident modern skyscrapers are specifically designed to withstand an impact from a jumbo jet.
In 1993 terrorists ignited a truck bomb beneath the twin towers after that incident the towers were regularly inspected with bomb sniffing dogs, these inspections stopped just months before 9/11 Marvin Bush was in charge of security at the World Trade Center.
In 1998 the Project for the new American Century or PNAC stated their goal of invading Iraq and overthrowing Saddam Hussein, but said they would need a "Pearl Harbor" to sell this idea to public, key PNAC members became part of the Bush Administration.
The towers did not collapse from the initial impact, many people were safely evacuated and the towers collapsed some time later. The government claims burning jet fuel softened the steel support beams causing the collapse. Jet fuel burns at a maximum temperature of 1500 degrees, the steel would have to reach 2000 degrees before it even began to soften, steel melts at 3000 degrees.
If the steel beams did get hot enough to soften, the towers should have tipped toward the point of impact, but instead the towers collapsed straight down like when explosives are used for a controlled demolision.
by Mr.Juan-derful May 30, 2010
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