Mr.Juan-derful's definitions

neo-feudalism

economic strategy promoted by corporate owned Republicans involving the expansion of corporate power and the oppression of the working class, so as the corporate CEO's become the lords and the working class become the serfs

Neo-feudalism involves busting unions, moving jobs overseas, and a general opposition to anything that benefits workers; OSHA, minimum wage, health care benefits etc.

by Mr.Juan-derful July 19, 2010

Republican toilet paper

The U.S. Constitution

Politicians such as Reagan, Bush41,Bush43,Ashcroft etc. seem to think the U.S. Constitution is just Republican toilet paper. They have used the war on drugs and the war on terror as an excuse to take away basic basic constitutional rights. Some examples include the Patriot Act, warrantless wire taps, property seizures etc.

by Mr.Juan-derful August 28, 2010

activist judges

A term Republicans and the religious right use to describe judges who make rulings based on the Constitution rather than the Bible or the Republican party platform

Free speech applies to everyone not just conservatives.
Freedom of religion applies to everyone not just Christians.
The "Equal Protection" clause of the 14th amendment applies to everyone not just white male heterosexual Christians. When courts make rulings acknowledging these simple truths Republicans call them activist judges.

by Mr.Juan-derful October 12, 2010

highway food

food that is easy to eat while driving, such as a burger

I'm hungry so before I hit the road I'm going to pull into this drive-thru and grab some highway food.

by Mr.Juan-derful July 7, 2010

Reaganosis

alternative name for alzheimers, a disease from which Ronald Reagan suffered

Diseases are often named for famous people who had them, ALS is commonly refered to as Lou Gehrig's Disease, so it would seem appropriate to call alzheimers Reaganosis.

by Mr.Juan-derful November 13, 2010

somebody's girl syndrome

when a really hot chick has trouble getting dates because guys all assume she already has a boyfriend and are scared to approach her....

Inspired by the Jackson Browne song "Somebody's Baby"

Can you believe Jennifer didn't have a date for the prom? She must be suffering from somebody's girl syndrome.

by Mr.Juan-derful May 4, 2010

Joe Lieberman

Senator from Connecticut and Al Gore's running mate in the 2000 elections

Senator Joe Lieberman supported many policies of the Bush Administration such as the Patriot Act and the war in Iraq. This angered many Democrats causing Lieberman to lose the Democratic primary in 2006 to Ned Lamont. Lieberman then ran again for the Senate as an Independent and won in the general election.

by Mr.Juan-derful January 16, 2011