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Rand Paul

BP sympathizer and racist running for the U.S. Senate in Kentucky
Rand Paul has said he opposes the Civil Rights Act and that Obama was being "un-American" for criticizing BP over the disaster they created in the Gulf of Mexico.
by Mr.Juan-derful June 29, 2010
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northwest baby cave

term for the vagina coined by Chick McGee of The Bob and Tom Show
Paris Hilton was caught trying to hide drugs in the northwest baby cave.
by Mr.Juan-derful November 27, 2010
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daddy parts

Eating Cheetos while watching porn can make your daddy parts turn yellow.
by Mr.Juan-derful July 7, 2010
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activist judges

A term Republicans and the religious right use to describe judges who make rulings based on the Constitution rather than the Bible or the Republican party platform
Free speech applies to everyone not just conservatives.
Freedom of religion applies to everyone not just Christians.
The "Equal Protection" clause of the 14th amendment applies to everyone not just white male heterosexual Christians. When courts make rulings acknowledging these simple truths Republicans call them activist judges.
by Mr.Juan-derful October 12, 2010
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9/11 truther

anyone who is intelligent enough to realize that the official government account of the 9/11 attacks are not supported by the physical evidence and want to know the real truth about what happened
Here are just a few facts that 9/11 truthers want explained:
In 1945 during a heavy fog a B-52 bomber accidently hit the Empire State building, sustaining minor damage but was repaired and is still standing today, because of this incident modern skyscrapers are specifically designed to withstand an impact from a jumbo jet.
In 1993 terrorists ignited a truck bomb beneath the twin towers after that incident the towers were regularly inspected with bomb sniffing dogs, these inspections stopped just months before 9/11 Marvin Bush was in charge of security at the World Trade Center.
In 1998 the Project for the new American Century or PNAC stated their goal of invading Iraq and overthrowing Saddam Hussein, but said they would need a "Pearl Harbor" to sell this idea to public, key PNAC members became part of the Bush Administration.
The towers did not collapse from the initial impact, many people were safely evacuated and the towers collapsed some time later. The government claims burning jet fuel softened the steel support beams causing the collapse. Jet fuel burns at a maximum temperature of 1500 degrees, the steel would have to reach 2000 degrees before it even began to soften, steel melts at 3000 degrees.
If the steel beams did get hot enough to soften, the towers should have tipped toward the point of impact, but instead the towers collapsed straight down like when explosives are used for a controlled demolision.
by Mr.Juan-derful May 30, 2010
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card check

a system in which an employer is required to recognize a union if a majority of workers sign a membership card, making it easier for workers to organize a union
Many employers don't want to pay their workers a fair wage so they will use threats, intimidation etc. to block efforts to organize a union. A card check system helps workers overcome these obstacles.
by Mr.Juan-derful October 23, 2010
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audio-turd

term coined by Tom Griswold of The Bob and Tom Show for a song that really sucks bad
Hey, have you heard Lady Gaga's latest audio-turd?
by Mr.Juan-derful December 24, 2010
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