Mr.Juan-derful's definitions

politics of diversion

When politicians focus on issues that are controversial but in reality have little or no effect on most people in order to divert attention from more important issues they don't want to deal with

voter: "I'm unemployed and I just lost my health insurance, what are you going to do to fix the economy and make healthcare affordable?"

politician: "Well, we need to ban same-sex marriage and flag desecretion."

voter: "WTF?! What does that have to do with anything, stop the politics of diversion and tell me what you are going to do about the real problems facing this country!"

by Mr.Juan-derful August 14, 2010

angry cat edit

When a cd is edited for radio the word fuck is sometimes replaced with just an "F" sound that resembles the hissing sound that cats make when they are really pissed-off

My grandmother got me a cd for my birthday, unfortunately she bought it at Wal-mart so it is full of angry cat edits.

by Mr.Juan-derful March 15, 2010

virgin-slut

a term used to point out the absurdity of contradictory statements made by republitard obama bashers

Tea Partier: " Obama is just like Hitler and Stalin"

Me: "WTF, Hitler and Stalin were enemies at opposite ends of the political spectrum, Hitler was from the extreme far right and Stalin was from the extreme far left. Saying somebody is like Hitler AND Stalin is like calling somebody a virgin-slut!

by Mr.Juan-derful July 17, 2010

Joe Lieberman

Senator from Connecticut and Al Gore's running mate in the 2000 elections

Senator Joe Lieberman supported many policies of the Bush Administration such as the Patriot Act and the war in Iraq. This angered many Democrats causing Lieberman to lose the Democratic primary in 2006 to Ned Lamont. Lieberman then ran again for the Senate as an Independent and won in the general election.

by Mr.Juan-derful January 16, 2011

dance remix

When somebody takes a song that already sucked and remixes it to make it suck even more

Did you hear Lady Gaga's new dance remix, it really sucks!

by Mr.Juan-derful March 22, 2010

one drop rule

When segregation was practiced in the Southern United States a person that was even the smallest percentage black was simply considered black

Barack Obama is technically biracial but according to the one drop rule he would have simply been considered black.

by Mr.Juan-derful September 12, 2010

somebody's girl syndrome

when a really hot chick has trouble getting dates because guys all assume she already has a boyfriend and are scared to approach her....

Inspired by the Jackson Browne song "Somebody's Baby"

Can you believe Jennifer didn't have a date for the prom? She must be suffering from somebody's girl syndrome.

by Mr.Juan-derful May 4, 2010