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Nancy Pelosi

Member of Congress from California who became America's first female Speaker of the House when the Democrats took control of Congress after the 2006 election, the Republicans regained control of Congress in the 2010 election and John Boehner became the new House Speaker, Pelosi continues to serve in Congress as minority leader
As Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi helped push through many key priorities of the Obama Administration including the controversial healthcare reform plan and economic stimulus.
by Mr.Juan-derful January 23, 2011
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9/11 truther

anyone who is intelligent enough to realize that the official government account of the 9/11 attacks are not supported by the physical evidence and want to know the real truth about what happened
Here are just a few facts that 9/11 truthers want explained:
In 1945 during a heavy fog a B-52 bomber accidently hit the Empire State building, sustaining minor damage but was repaired and is still standing today, because of this incident modern skyscrapers are specifically designed to withstand an impact from a jumbo jet.
In 1993 terrorists ignited a truck bomb beneath the twin towers after that incident the towers were regularly inspected with bomb sniffing dogs, these inspections stopped just months before 9/11 Marvin Bush was in charge of security at the World Trade Center.
In 1998 the Project for the new American Century or PNAC stated their goal of invading Iraq and overthrowing Saddam Hussein, but said they would need a "Pearl Harbor" to sell this idea to public, key PNAC members became part of the Bush Administration.
The towers did not collapse from the initial impact, many people were safely evacuated and the towers collapsed some time later. The government claims burning jet fuel softened the steel support beams causing the collapse. Jet fuel burns at a maximum temperature of 1500 degrees, the steel would have to reach 2000 degrees before it even began to soften, steel melts at 3000 degrees.
If the steel beams did get hot enough to soften, the towers should have tipped toward the point of impact, but instead the towers collapsed straight down like when explosives are used for a controlled demolision.
by Mr.Juan-derful May 30, 2010
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audio-turd

term coined by Tom Griswold of The Bob and Tom Show for a song that really sucks bad
Hey, have you heard Lady Gaga's latest audio-turd?
by Mr.Juan-derful December 24, 2010
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card check

a system in which an employer is required to recognize a union if a majority of workers sign a membership card, making it easier for workers to organize a union
Many employers don't want to pay their workers a fair wage so they will use threats, intimidation etc. to block efforts to organize a union. A card check system helps workers overcome these obstacles.
by Mr.Juan-derful October 23, 2010
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President Nixon

California Republican elected in 1968 as America's 37th president
President Nixon is most remembered for the Watergate scandal which caused him to resign in disgrace, however Nixon had many other notable accomplishments. Nixon was the first U.S. president to officially recognize China's communist government. The Nixon administration created OSHA and the EPA. Nixon supported organized labor and affirmative action.
by Mr.Juan-derful March 3, 2011
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American Civil Liberties Union

a diverse organization of American Patriots better known as simply the aclu that works to protect the basic freedoms gauranteed by the U.S. Constitution
The American Civil Liberties Union believes in:

Free speech,Free press; this applies to everyone even those with radical or unpopular beliefs, defending a persons right to speak is not the same as an endorsement of that speech

Freedom of religion/Seperation of Church and State;There can be no freedom of religion without a seperation of church and state if government favors one particular religion it infringes on the those who believe in other faiths. The religious right claims inaccurately that not allowing government to force people to practice Christianity is somehow being anti-Christian which of course is ridiculous, many Christians are ACLU members

Protections against unwarranted search and seizure (privacy) protected by the fourth amendment the ACLU opposed the Patriot Act and other abuses by the Bush Administration

Opposition to "Cruel" and "Unusual" punishment which is prohibited by the eighth amendment, this includes the death penalty

The ninth amendment states that our rights are not limited to those specifically mentioned in the Constitution, basically America is a free society and the government needs to show a compelling state interest before criminalizing any private personal behavior

The fourteenth amendment gaurantees equal protection under the law, this includes gays and people of all races and religions
by Mr.Juan-derful May 28, 2010
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President Clinton

Former Governor of Arkansas elected 42nd President of the United States in 1992 defeating incumbent George H. W. Bush
President Clinton inherited a recession and massive deficits from the previous administration, but he restored the economy and fiscal responsibility all while under constant attack by the vast right-wing conspiracy. After two terms he left office with a record budget surplus.
by Mr.Juan-derful December 13, 2010
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