Mr.Juan-derful's definitions

People's Candidate

a politician who is supported by their constituents but not the party establishment

Joe Lieberman lost the Democratic primary for the Senate, he ran as an Independent in the General Election and won.

Lisa Murkowski lost the Republican primary for the Senate, she ran as an Independent in the General Election and won.

Lieberman and Murkowski are People's Candidates!

by Mr.Juan-derful December 26, 2010

dance remix

When somebody takes a song that already sucked and remixes it to make it suck even more

Did you hear Lady Gaga's new dance remix, it really sucks!

by Mr.Juan-derful March 22, 2010

bonus tracks

since a cd has a larger capacity than a vinyl record some record companies feel compelled to fill in that extra space when a classic album is re-released on cd

Bonus tracks are often alternative versions of songs already on the album or in some cases they are songs that weren't on the original release simply because they suck. Some people think bonus tracks ruin the integrity of the original recording.

by Mr.Juan-derful April 18, 2010

high as a Christmas goose

Something Freddie said once on Scooby-Doo, who knows what it means but it sure sounds cool

I put a lift kit and some 33" tires on my mall crawler and raised it high as Christmas goose.

My friend Jose brought over some killer weed last night and we both got high as a Christmas goose.

by Mr.Juan-derful January 1, 2010

West Virginia's middle finger

A narrow strip of land that pokes up between Ohio and Pennsylvania

The city of Wheeling is located on West Virginia's middle finger.

by Mr.Juan-derful April 18, 2010

Big Butter Jesus

a 60' tall statue of Jesus made out of a light colored stone that looks like butter, located in Middleton,OH along I-75 just north of Cincinnati

The Big Butter Jesus became famous because of novelty song by Heywood Banks.

by Mr.Juan-derful April 18, 2010

DOMA

Defense Of Marriage Act: An Orwellian term for a law that does the exact opposite of what the title implies, rather than defending marriage it denies some people the right to marry

religious zealot: "Thank God for the Defense of Marriage Act, now my marriage is being defended I never have to worry about divorce or anything like that."

gay man: "You dumbass the DOMA doesn't defend anybodies marriage it just says that if my husband and I ever leave Massachusetts other states don't have to recognize our marriage."

by Mr.Juan-derful August 1, 2010