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9/11 truther

anyone who is intelligent enough to realize that the official government account of the 9/11 attacks are not supported by the physical evidence and want to know the real truth about what happened
Here are just a few facts that 9/11 truthers want explained:
In 1945 during a heavy fog a B-52 bomber accidently hit the Empire State building, sustaining minor damage but was repaired and is still standing today, because of this incident modern skyscrapers are specifically designed to withstand an impact from a jumbo jet.
In 1993 terrorists ignited a truck bomb beneath the twin towers after that incident the towers were regularly inspected with bomb sniffing dogs, these inspections stopped just months before 9/11 Marvin Bush was in charge of security at the World Trade Center.
In 1998 the Project for the new American Century or PNAC stated their goal of invading Iraq and overthrowing Saddam Hussein, but said they would need a "Pearl Harbor" to sell this idea to public, key PNAC members became part of the Bush Administration.
The towers did not collapse from the initial impact, many people were safely evacuated and the towers collapsed some time later. The government claims burning jet fuel softened the steel support beams causing the collapse. Jet fuel burns at a maximum temperature of 1500 degrees, the steel would have to reach 2000 degrees before it even began to soften, steel melts at 3000 degrees.
If the steel beams did get hot enough to soften, the towers should have tipped toward the point of impact, but instead the towers collapsed straight down like when explosives are used for a controlled demolision.
by Mr.Juan-derful May 30, 2010
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American Civil Liberties Union

a diverse organization of American Patriots better known as simply the aclu that works to protect the basic freedoms gauranteed by the U.S. Constitution
The American Civil Liberties Union believes in:

Free speech,Free press; this applies to everyone even those with radical or unpopular beliefs, defending a persons right to speak is not the same as an endorsement of that speech

Freedom of religion/Seperation of Church and State;There can be no freedom of religion without a seperation of church and state if government favors one particular religion it infringes on the those who believe in other faiths. The religious right claims inaccurately that not allowing government to force people to practice Christianity is somehow being anti-Christian which of course is ridiculous, many Christians are ACLU members

Protections against unwarranted search and seizure (privacy) protected by the fourth amendment the ACLU opposed the Patriot Act and other abuses by the Bush Administration

Opposition to "Cruel" and "Unusual" punishment which is prohibited by the eighth amendment, this includes the death penalty

The ninth amendment states that our rights are not limited to those specifically mentioned in the Constitution, basically America is a free society and the government needs to show a compelling state interest before criminalizing any private personal behavior

The fourteenth amendment gaurantees equal protection under the law, this includes gays and people of all races and religions
by Mr.Juan-derful May 28, 2010
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President Nixon

California Republican elected in 1968 as America's 37th president
President Nixon is most remembered for the Watergate scandal which caused him to resign in disgrace, however Nixon had many other notable accomplishments. Nixon was the first U.S. president to officially recognize China's communist government. The Nixon administration created OSHA and the EPA. Nixon supported organized labor and affirmative action.
by Mr.Juan-derful March 3, 2011
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bonus tracks

since a cd has a larger capacity than a vinyl record some record companies feel compelled to fill in that extra space when a classic album is re-released on cd
Bonus tracks are often alternative versions of songs already on the album or in some cases they are songs that weren't on the original release simply because they suck. Some people think bonus tracks ruin the integrity of the original recording.
by Mr.Juan-derful April 18, 2010
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Ground Zero Mosque

It is a little known fact that the Twin Towers each had their own Mosque inside that were destroyed in the 9/11 attacks, it would be appropriate to refer to either of these as a "Ground Zero Mosque"
The destruction of the Ground Zero Mosques would seem to suggest that the 9/11 terrorists were not real Muslims, but were in fact enemies of Islam.
by Mr.Juan-derful October 18, 2010
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West Virginia's middle finger

A narrow strip of land that pokes up between Ohio and Pennsylvania
The city of Wheeling is located on West Virginia's middle finger.
by Mr.Juan-derful April 18, 2010
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Gilligan Gay

When a man is not really gay but is extremely awkward around women, becoming nervous, tongue-tied etc. like the way Gilligan would react to Ginger on "Gilligan's Island"
Last night at the bar this really hot chick was hitting on my friend Steve, but he got all Gilligan Gay on her and totally blew it.
by Mr.Juan-derful January 3, 2010
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