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liquor in the front, poker in the rear

I met this slut last night she said if I ate her pussy she would let me do her in the ass, so it was liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
by Mr.Juan-derful January 1, 2010
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Obama

The 44th president of the United States, born in Hawaii to a white mother from Kansas and a black father from Kenya, which technically makes him biracial but according to the one drop rule it would be appropriate to call him the first black president
Obama campaigned on change, reforming healthcare and getting our troops out of Iraq, so far he has mostly kept his promises.
by Mr.Juan-derful September 15, 2010
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Obamafication

By the end of 2008 the economy was in the worst condition since the great depression, the financial sector was in big trouble and GM was bankrupt. Through Obamafication the financial industry is being returned to solvency, GM is once again making a profit, and jobs are being created.
by Mr.Juan-derful April 28, 2010
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Marie Antoinette Syndrome

When someone in the ruling class has everything they need and is oblivious to the fact that many of the common people are suffering from a lack of basic necessities

When Marie Antoinette was told that the peasants were starving and didn't even have bread she responded "Let them Eat Cake!"
John Boehner and Mitch McConnell represent classic cases of Marie Antoinette Syndrome, their Congressional Health Care plans provide them with the best Health Care in the world, but they have fought against making health care available to the masses, appearantly unconcerned that thousands of Americans die every year because they can't afford basic health care.
by Mr.Juan-derful August 7, 2010
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National Debt Trifecta

A term for Ronald Reagan ,George H. W. Bush, and George W Bush the 3 presidents who created 90% of America's national debt
When Jimmy Carter left office America's total national debt was less than $1 trillion by the time George W Bush left office the national debt was $10 trillion, Reagan and the Bushes created 90% of America's national debt, known as the National Debt Trifecta.
by Mr.Juan-derful April 26, 2010
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Dracula sneeze

holding your arm up over your face in a position similar to Dracula holding up his cape and then sneezing into you elbow
Do to the H1N1 swine flu pandemic the Centers For Disease Control recommends using the Dracula sneeze technique to avoid spreading germs.
by Mr.Juan-derful January 14, 2010
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La Raza

La Raza is to Mexican-Americans what the NAACP is to African-Americans
by Mr.Juan-derful January 9, 2010
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