Mr.Juan-derful's definitions

corporate owned

a term used to describe politicians (primarily Republicans) who accept campaign contributions from big corporations and then serve those corporations instead of the people

Corporate owned politicians typically oppose any efforts to regulate or tax business, they are against labor unions, and support unfair trade policies that make it easier for big corporations to move jobs overseas to exploit cheap labor in third world countries.

by Mr.Juan-derful May 2, 2010

northwest baby cave

term for the vagina coined by Chick McGee of The Bob and Tom Show

Paris Hilton was caught trying to hide drugs in the northwest baby cave.

by Mr.Juan-derful November 27, 2010

right to work

an Orwellian term corporate owned politicians use to describe laws intended to weaken unions and drive down wages

The company demanded the workers take a huge pay cut, but since the factory was in a state with a right to work law the union lacked the clout to stand up for the workers and were forced to accept the companies demands.

by Mr.Juan-derful June 6, 2010

orifice hat trick

taken from the hockey term ( a hat trick means to score three times) it is a term for sexual activity involving three orifices on a woman (pussy, mouth, ass)

I was with this slut last night and I scored an orifice hat trick, first she gave me a blowjob, then we had straight sex than I did her in the ass.

by Mr.Juan-derful August 1, 2010

Reaganomics

economic strategy in which the tax burden is shifted away from big corporations and the wealthy and put on the middle class while dramatically increasing spending on things like military hardware thus creating massive budget deficits which are later used as an excuse to cut funding for social programs

Reaganomics was a devious plot to destroy the middle class and usher in a new era of neo-feudalism.

by Mr.Juan-derful August 7, 2010

Michael Steele

Republican National Commitee Chairman known for embarassing gaffes and poor fund raising performance

Michael Steele once said that Mitt Romney lost because the GOP has a problem with Mormonism. Many prominent Republicans called for Steele's resignation after he said that the war in Afghanistan was Obama's decision and that America might not be able to win.

by Mr.Juan-derful July 19, 2010

P.R.I.

1. Party of the Revolution for Independence

2.Painful Rectal Itch

1.The P.R.I. lead Mexico's revolution for independence from Spain and then ruled Mexico for many years.

2. My hemorrhoids are acting up again, I'm suffering from P.R.I.

by Mr.Juan-derful January 9, 2010