Mr.Juan-derful's definitions

Reaganomics

economic strategy in which the tax burden is shifted away from big corporations and the wealthy and put on the middle class while dramatically increasing spending on things like military hardware thus creating massive budget deficits which are later used as an excuse to cut funding for social programs

Reaganomics was a devious plot to destroy the middle class and usher in a new era of neo-feudalism.

by Mr.Juan-derful August 7, 2010

Gilligan Gay

When a man is not really gay but is extremely awkward around women, becoming nervous, tongue-tied etc. like the way Gilligan would react to Ginger on "Gilligan's Island"

Last night at the bar this really hot chick was hitting on my friend Steve, but he got all Gilligan Gay on her and totally blew it.

by Mr.Juan-derful January 3, 2010

corporate owned

a term used to describe politicians (primarily Republicans) who accept campaign contributions from big corporations and then serve those corporations instead of the people

Corporate owned politicians typically oppose any efforts to regulate or tax business, they are against labor unions, and support unfair trade policies that make it easier for big corporations to move jobs overseas to exploit cheap labor in third world countries.

by Mr.Juan-derful May 2, 2010

Michael Steele

Republican National Commitee Chairman known for embarassing gaffes and poor fund raising performance

Michael Steele once said that Mitt Romney lost because the GOP has a problem with Mormonism. Many prominent Republicans called for Steele's resignation after he said that the war in Afghanistan was Obama's decision and that America might not be able to win.

by Mr.Juan-derful July 19, 2010

right to work

an Orwellian term corporate owned politicians use to describe laws intended to weaken unions and drive down wages

The company demanded the workers take a huge pay cut, but since the factory was in a state with a right to work law the union lacked the clout to stand up for the workers and were forced to accept the companies demands.

by Mr.Juan-derful June 6, 2010

politics of diversion

When politicians focus on issues that are controversial but in reality have little or no effect on most people in order to divert attention from more important issues they don't want to deal with

voter: "I'm unemployed and I just lost my health insurance, what are you going to do to fix the economy and make healthcare affordable?"

politician: "Well, we need to ban same-sex marriage and flag desecretion."

voter: "WTF?! What does that have to do with anything, stop the politics of diversion and tell me what you are going to do about the real problems facing this country!"

by Mr.Juan-derful August 14, 2010

orifice hat trick

taken from the hockey term ( a hat trick means to score three times) it is a term for sexual activity involving three orifices on a woman (pussy, mouth, ass)

I was with this slut last night and I scored an orifice hat trick, first she gave me a blowjob, then we had straight sex than I did her in the ass.

by Mr.Juan-derful August 1, 2010