Mr.Juan-derful's definitions

Obama

The 44th president of the United States, born in Hawaii to a white mother from Kansas and a black father from Kenya, which technically makes him biracial but according to the one drop rule it would be appropriate to call him the first black president

Obama campaigned on change, reforming healthcare and getting our troops out of Iraq, so far he has mostly kept his promises.

by Mr.Juan-derful September 15, 2010

McCain's Monster

A nickname for Sarah Palin who was virtually unknown until John McCain picked her as his running mate in the 2008, now she is considered a rising star in the Republican party

Before John McCain picked Sarah Palin as his running mate she was just an obscure governor most people had never heard of, now McCain's Monster has risen in prominence to become the de facto leader of the radical Tea Party movement.

by Mr.Juan-derful November 18, 2010

activist judges

A term Republicans and the religious right use to describe judges who make rulings based on the Constitution rather than the Bible or the Republican party platform

Free speech applies to everyone not just conservatives.
Freedom of religion applies to everyone not just Christians.
The "Equal Protection" clause of the 14th amendment applies to everyone not just white male heterosexual Christians. When courts make rulings acknowledging these simple truths Republicans call them activist judges.

by Mr.Juan-derful October 12, 2010

Reaganosis

alternative name for alzheimers, a disease from which Ronald Reagan suffered

Diseases are often named for famous people who had them, ALS is commonly refered to as Lou Gehrig's Disease, so it would seem appropriate to call alzheimers Reaganosis.

by Mr.Juan-derful November 13, 2010

daddy parts

the male genitalia

Eating Cheetos while watching porn can make your daddy parts turn yellow.

by Mr.Juan-derful July 7, 2010

northwest baby cave

term for the vagina coined by Chick McGee of The Bob and Tom Show

Paris Hilton was caught trying to hide drugs in the northwest baby cave.

by Mr.Juan-derful November 27, 2010

Reaganomics

economic strategy in which the tax burden is shifted away from big corporations and the wealthy and put on the middle class while dramatically increasing spending on things like military hardware thus creating massive budget deficits which are later used as an excuse to cut funding for social programs

Reaganomics was a devious plot to destroy the middle class and usher in a new era of neo-feudalism.

by Mr.Juan-derful August 7, 2010