Mr. Wundirphal's definitions

TLEP

Acronym: They Love to Eat Pussy.
Pussy eater; Muff diver.

Girl says, "Why is it that there are no African-American TLEP's?"

by Mr. Wundirphal February 18, 2009

cod slurper

A homosexual; a slurper of the cods.

Get a load of that flaming cod slurper.

by Mr. Wundirphal May 2, 2008

a fatty

1) A large take in sales on a single business transaction.
2) A disproportionately large margin made relative to the actual cost of the product or service.

"We are two hours into the new month and Anthony has already closed a fatty."

by Mr. Wundirphal April 18, 2009

clitty mcgiggle-pants

nymphomaniac; slut; female of questionable morals

Dude, she's a total "Clitty McGiggle-pants". Just blow in her ear and you're there.

by Mr. Wundirphal May 9, 2008

took their head off

1) a big score in sales. 2) a profit margin collected in a transaction that is disproportionately large relative to the actual cost of the product or service.

"Gentlemen,...drinks are on Anthony tonight because once again he took their head off!",(roar in the office),"he set a new record,...15 pounds baby!!!"

by Mr. Wundirphal April 17, 2009

queef latifa

a pussy fart caused by one bull dike fisting another bull dike.

When I was awakened at 2 a.m. by a queef latifa, I knew my lesbian friends hadn't gone to sleep just yet.

by Mr. Wundirphal December 9, 2008

pelt licker

Lesbian; oral sex by another female; mouth to vagina.

The way she wears that mullet you can tell that she's the quintessential pelt licker.

by Mr. Wundirphal June 24, 2008