Mr. Wordington the Tenth's definitions

Limology

Not to be confused with limnology or limophilia, limology is a substudy of microbiology, and the study of slime, other moist, vicious fluids, how it is produced, and how the word "slime" used to mean sap or resin. It is also a rare subject to be taught in schools and colleges.

Etmology:
Limology derives from the Latin word "limo", meaning "slime" (Just like the word "limophilia"), and the Greek suffix "ology", which means "the study of". "Limology" can be loosely translated to "study of slime", hence its definition.

Phil: Wow! I got an A+ on my limology test! wOOt!
Greg: That's funny...I got a C- on mine.
Phil: LOL, what did you get that grade for, Greg? Limophilia? Because your fetish is the reason for your low grades! Burn!

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 5, 2018

Back in my day...

The prefix of a phrase uttered by elders and adults describing what it was like to do something in their own past.

Old Man Ulysses: Back in my day, we would look up Webster's Dictionary instead of Urban Dictionary. No biased information there!
Pizza Guy: WAT 0_0
Wordington-Chan: Gee, I didn't know that. Thanks for the enlightment~! ^w^
Old Man Ulysses: You're welcome, lass. Anyways, back in my day, instead of ordering pizza, we made our own on our farms.
Pizza Guy: WAT ):<
Old Man Ulysses: Back in my day...
Pizza Guy: WATEVER (Yeah, I know, nobody used emoticons in their own dialogues.)

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 31, 2018

Special Instructions

The random, ridiculous, and/or insanely stupid instructions you give to the pizza guy before you complete your pizza order when you're ordering pizza online on say, the Pizza Hut website, or the Domino's website. May vary from cutting the pizza into different shapes to forcing the pizza guy to wear goofy clothes and/or do goofy actions to requesting art on or inside the box to having a different pizza person to deliver the pizza for them!

Special Instructions: Cut the pizza into squares and write "Didja really think you would expect a pizza cut in triangles...? >;)" inside the box. And don't forget to wear your socks on your hands when delivering the pizza!
Pizza Guy: Wat 0_0

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 27, 2018

Fag

1. A British term for cigars. That term is rarely used in the USA.
2. A derogatory term for Harley Davidson bikers, and an unintentionally derogatory term for homosexuals.
3. A derogatory handle for Justin Bieber. Used by trolls like me! ^w^
4. Someone who is unnecessarily loud, obnoxious, and inconsiderate.

1. Gordon: 'Ello, chaps. Care to smoke some fags?

2. Random biker: You're a fag!
Random homosexual: No, YOU'RE a fag!
Random biker: >:(

3. Radio announcer: And that was "Love Yourself" by Justin Bieber.
Random guy: Thank goodness Fag stopped singing for now. That song was cheesy!

4. What is that noise? A fag constantly screaming?

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth November 1, 2018

Green de la Bean

1. The notorious anthropomorphic green bean who roams the internet, wanting to prank users into looking at pictures at him.
2. To prank someone by blaring a bass-boosted version of a hip hop song, specifically "U Guessed It" by OG Maco.
3. Another word for green beans, used by sophisticated individuals, or cool kids.

1. You: *Notices vague title* Hm, seems obvious. *Clicks, gets shocked* Oh no! Green de la Bean strikes again!
Green de la Bean: You just got beaned, u friccin moron!

2. Johnny: *Whispers* Okay, here comes Charlie.
Charlie: *Walks by* Hey, Johnny!
Johnny: *Turns up radio*
OG Maco: BITCH U GUESSED IT
Charlie: *Runs away screaming*
Johnny: I just green de la beaned him! Funny guy! X3

3. Me, an intellect: Yes, I would like some steak with green de la beans, sir.
Waiter: Coming right up.

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 27, 2018

Clyde

The orange ghost from the Pac-Man franchise. He's friends with Inky, Blinky, and Pinky, but he likes to wander around. Sometimes, he might chase Pac-Man, too.

Me: Alright! Almost done with that Pac-Man level! :D
Clyde: *Is around the corner*
Me: WHAT?! Oh no...

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth January 25, 2020

Covfefe

1. The code word for programming that is used by elite (usually independent) game developers.
2. See Minecraft.
3. One of the cute words Donald Trump and Brett Kavanaugh mumble in their sleep.

1. Alright, got my Starbucks, and now I'll do some graphic design...and some covfefe.
2. No, Inspector Gadget and Matei! It's not Mineycrafta, Minecraft, or Minecrap! It's Covfefe!
3. Donald: Zzzzzzz-ah...covfefe..zzzzzzzzz...

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth November 17, 2018