Definitions by Mr. Wordington the Tenth
smard
A portmanteau of "smart" and "hard", it is a term used to describe how to work on your pile of homework or something related to work, with better ways to do so, such as on your personal computer! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to work on my homework, and so should you!
Old Man Ulysses: They say "work smarter, not harder", but I say "work smarder"!
Chad: Well said, dawg.
Charlie: Yeah, what he said! :D
Chad: Well said, dawg.
Charlie: Yeah, what he said! :D
smard by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 20, 2018
Slime Rancher
Oh, only the best game ever! You step into the shoes of Beatrix LeBeau, a plucky girl who lives in The Far, Far Range, round up kawaii slimes, place them in corrals, feed them their favorite foods, collect their plorts, and the best part about it is that you can sell them, make largos, or make awesome gadgets! It's also a game about exploration, so you'll discover new locations and new types of slimes as you travel the range! You can also make trades with fellow ranchers, such as Odgen Ortiz, Victor Humphries, and Mochi Miles! Go buy yourself a copy of Slime Rancher if you haven't played it before! You're gonna love playing Slime Rancher as much as I do! X3
Phil: Wow, I love playing Slime Rancher! I made a Honey Hunter largo recently!
Chad: Yeah, Chad loves Slime Rancher, too, man. Digging the Ancient Ruins.
Wordington-Chan: Ooh, me too! I love the Tabby Slimes, the Glass Desert, and BOb the rancher. I wanna be a Slime Rancher when I grow up~! <3
Phil: Three's a crowd, then! Ha, ha!
Johnny: Talkin' 'bout Slime Rancher, eh? I recently collected all the Gold Plorts from the vaults.
Everyone else: Cool! :D
Johnny: I also love Monomi Park. Wish they could make more games, though...
Phil: Don't we all? ;3
Chad: Yeah, Chad loves Slime Rancher, too, man. Digging the Ancient Ruins.
Wordington-Chan: Ooh, me too! I love the Tabby Slimes, the Glass Desert, and BOb the rancher. I wanna be a Slime Rancher when I grow up~! <3
Phil: Three's a crowd, then! Ha, ha!
Johnny: Talkin' 'bout Slime Rancher, eh? I recently collected all the Gold Plorts from the vaults.
Everyone else: Cool! :D
Johnny: I also love Monomi Park. Wish they could make more games, though...
Phil: Don't we all? ;3
Slime Rancher by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 14, 2018
Urban Dictionary
The website that welcomes all kinds of imaginary and real words...and their useful yet quirky definitions. Home of Mr. Wordington the Tenth!
Urban Dictionary: Welcome to my domain, man! Anything to declare?
You: Yes, I would like to submit a word.
Urban Dictionary: Right this way! All words are welcome, made up, or real!
You: Yes, I would like to submit a word.
Urban Dictionary: Right this way! All words are welcome, made up, or real!
Urban Dictionary by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 14, 2018
Wordington-Chan
The long lost daughter of Mr. Wordington the Tenth, Wordington-Chan (Her real name is Lexica) is a psuedo-anime girl who devotes herself to a love of vocabul-
Wordington-Chan: Hi, sugar daddy! Can I write the definition?
Um...sure, be my guest.
Wordington-Chan: Thanks, daddy~! Now, as of you, Urban Dictionary, let me tell you all about myself...
I, Wordington-Chan, am a super kawaii magical girl who devotes myself to a love of vocabulary, and as you know, I love words~! I know all about a lot of words, because I was born with the powers of a dictionary! My father wants to share all of his definitions with you, guys, and I am helping him along the way! :3
Wordington-Chan: Hi, sugar daddy! Can I write the definition?
Um...sure, be my guest.
Wordington-Chan: Thanks, daddy~! Now, as of you, Urban Dictionary, let me tell you all about myself...
I, Wordington-Chan, am a super kawaii magical girl who devotes myself to a love of vocabulary, and as you know, I love words~! I know all about a lot of words, because I was born with the powers of a dictionary! My father wants to share all of his definitions with you, guys, and I am helping him along the way! :3
You: Y'know, you're kinda cute, Wordington-Chan.
Wordington-Chan: Yeah, thanks, you got that right~...wordington~!
Wordington-Chan: Yeah, thanks, you got that right~...wordington~!
Wordington-Chan by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 14, 2018
Humberfloob
Humberfloob by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 13, 2018
Limology
Not to be confused with limnology or limophilia, limology is a substudy of microbiology, and the study of slime, other moist, vicious fluids, how it is produced, and how the word "slime" used to mean sap or resin. It is also a rare subject to be taught in schools and colleges.
Etmology:
Limology derives from the Latin word "limo", meaning "slime" (Just like the word "limophilia"), and the Greek suffix "ology", which means "the study of". "Limology" can be loosely translated to "study of slime", hence its definition.
Etmology:
Limology derives from the Latin word "limo", meaning "slime" (Just like the word "limophilia"), and the Greek suffix "ology", which means "the study of". "Limology" can be loosely translated to "study of slime", hence its definition.
Phil: Wow! I got an A+ on my limology test! wOOt!
Greg: That's funny...I got a C- on mine.
Phil: LOL, what did you get that grade for, Greg? Limophilia? Because your fetish is the reason for your low grades! Burn!
Greg: That's funny...I got a C- on mine.
Phil: LOL, what did you get that grade for, Greg? Limophilia? Because your fetish is the reason for your low grades! Burn!
Limology by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 5, 2018
kavanaugh
My God, if I see that kavanaugh on my porch again, I swear to God I will beat the shit out of him for abusing my daughters!
kavanaugh by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 5, 2018