Mr. Wordington the Tenth's definitions

Slime Rancher

Oh, only the best game ever! You step into the shoes of Beatrix LeBeau, a plucky girl who lives in The Far, Far Range, round up kawaii slimes, place them in corrals, feed them their favorite foods, collect their plorts, and the best part about it is that you can sell them, make largos, or make awesome gadgets! It's also a game about exploration, so you'll discover new locations and new types of slimes as you travel the range! You can also make trades with fellow ranchers, such as Odgen Ortiz, Victor Humphries, and Mochi Miles! Go buy yourself a copy of Slime Rancher if you haven't played it before! You're gonna love playing Slime Rancher as much as I do! X3

Phil: Wow, I love playing Slime Rancher! I made a Honey Hunter largo recently!
Chad: Yeah, Chad loves Slime Rancher, too, man. Digging the Ancient Ruins.
Wordington-Chan: Ooh, me too! I love the Tabby Slimes, the Glass Desert, and BOb the rancher. I wanna be a Slime Rancher when I grow up~! <3
Phil: Three's a crowd, then! Ha, ha!
Johnny: Talkin' 'bout Slime Rancher, eh? I recently collected all the Gold Plorts from the vaults.
Everyone else: Cool! :D
Johnny: I also love Monomi Park. Wish they could make more games, though...
Phil: Don't we all? ;3

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 14, 2018

Back in my day...

The prefix of a phrase uttered by elders and adults describing what it was like to do something in their own past.

Old Man Ulysses: Back in my day, we would look up Webster's Dictionary instead of Urban Dictionary. No biased information there!
Pizza Guy: WAT 0_0
Wordington-Chan: Gee, I didn't know that. Thanks for the enlightment~! ^w^
Old Man Ulysses: You're welcome, lass. Anyways, back in my day, instead of ordering pizza, we made our own on our farms.
Pizza Guy: WAT ):<
Old Man Ulysses: Back in my day...
Pizza Guy: WATEVER (Yeah, I know, nobody used emoticons in their own dialogues.)

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 31, 2018

Covfefe

1. The code word for programming that is used by elite (usually independent) game developers.
2. See Minecraft.
3. One of the cute words Donald Trump and Brett Kavanaugh mumble in their sleep.

1. Alright, got my Starbucks, and now I'll do some graphic design...and some covfefe.
2. No, Inspector Gadget and Matei! It's not Mineycrafta, Minecraft, or Minecrap! It's Covfefe!
3. Donald: Zzzzzzz-ah...covfefe..zzzzzzzzz...

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth November 17, 2018

Garlipedia

One of the scariest books of all time, the Garlipedia is a book of dark magic that once you open it, thinking it would be about garlic, actually shows you all the dark, mysterious, horrifying, biased information about your stepfather and his stepfatherly love. Its mortal enemy is the Encyclopedia of Stepfatherhood, which is actually about garlic itself. Once you open the Garlipedia, you will be cursed for life. I once had a dream about it a few nights ago.

My god...I just read the Garlipedia...now I am scarred for life. ;n;

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 31, 2018

Encyclopedia of Stepfatherhood

The enemy of the Garlipedia, the Encyclopedia of Stepfatherhood is a book that despite its name, about garlic rather than anything you need to know about your stepfather. Once you open it, you will be immune to the dark magic of the Garlipedia! :D

Wow! Look at that! You can learn about garlic in the Encyclopedia of Stepfatherhood!

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 30, 2018

Clyde

The orange ghost from the Pac-Man franchise. He's friends with Inky, Blinky, and Pinky, but he likes to wander around. Sometimes, he might chase Pac-Man, too.

Me: Alright! Almost done with that Pac-Man level! :D
Clyde: *Is around the corner*
Me: WHAT?! Oh no...

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth January 25, 2020

Limology

Not to be confused with limnology or limophilia, limology is a substudy of microbiology, and the study of slime, other moist, vicious fluids, how it is produced, and how the word "slime" used to mean sap or resin. It is also a rare subject to be taught in schools and colleges.

Etmology:
Limology derives from the Latin word "limo", meaning "slime" (Just like the word "limophilia"), and the Greek suffix "ology", which means "the study of". "Limology" can be loosely translated to "study of slime", hence its definition.

Phil: Wow! I got an A+ on my limology test! wOOt!
Greg: That's funny...I got a C- on mine.
Phil: LOL, what did you get that grade for, Greg? Limophilia? Because your fetish is the reason for your low grades! Burn!

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 5, 2018