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Poor-man's chioppino

A concoction of French salad dressing and dead bugs collceted from light fixtures. The mixture is usually consumed on a dare by dishwashers or busboys who are bored out of their skulls and start making their own fun.
If I eat this piece of raw bacon you've got to down a glass of poor-man's chioppino.
by Mr. Tapeworm June 11, 2006
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tunnel of love

The hollow tube used to insert gerbils or other small rodents into ones rectum for sexual gratification.
Hey Bruce grease up that tunnel of love so I can make a Habitrail of my ass.
by Mr. Tapeworm May 30, 2006
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Political Correctness

A mental disorder characterized by a fierce self-loathing to the extent that the person wrongly assumes all other cultures and races are superior to his own. Political correctness should be more accurately called political cowardice because people who comply with PC rules ignore facts just to avoid confrontation. Confrontation is what is needed in many cases to facilitate a frank and honest discussion of problems that are facing our nation and society.
Michael Moore is an example of Political Correctness. He's the idiot that wrote a book titled "Stupid White Men" when in fact he is one of the stupidest white men around. He obviously hates himself and has good reason for that. He would do us all a favor by just killing himself instead of criticizing everyone else.

Terms such as Asian-American and African-American are meaningless because Asia and Africa are huge continents containing many countries and people of many races. When black Algerian youths were burning cars in Paris some idiot reported referred to them as African-American. How stupid is that?
by Mr. Tapeworm July 19, 2007
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