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Hairy Plotter

One who is planning to shave or trim their pubic hair.
Josh: I'm thinking of waxing off the magic wand.
Buck: It's about time Hairy Plotter!
Josh: Silence "He who must not be wanged"!
Buck: Say what now?
by Mr. Softey January 30, 2009
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Biscuit Train

The opposite of a gravy train job where you do nothing all day, a biscuit train usually requires full effort.
"I'm gettin' too old to be riding this biscuit train everyday!"

I'm dead tired from riding the biscuit train all day.

"Suck it up boys! We're on a biscuit train with gravy wheels!"
by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009
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Peach Rain

Filling a plastic spoon with the syrup from canned peaches and launching it on the unsuspecting lunchroom.
Mauro: For the love of God! Mystery meat and peaches again!

Heath: Grab your umbrella, because the forecast calls for the extremely unheralded return of the Peach Rain!

Mauro: Say what now?

Heath: Incoming!

Mauro: God, I love the smell of Peach Rain in the morning!

Heath: True dat!

Mauro: Word to my niggas!

Heath: Say What now?
by Mr. Softey January 25, 2009
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Squarenuts

The perpetually unemployed guy at the union hall who never gets off the bench to take a job call.
The endless act of sitting has given him "Squarenuts".
Biff: You'll never guess who I saw at the hall today.
Happy: Not old Squarenuts?
Biff: Yep, has that guy ever worked?
Happy: Hells no.
Biff: Good old Squarenuts.
by Mr. Softey January 28, 2009
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Beeftown

A room that is awash with a lingering, beefy aroma that is usually associated with the massive ingestion of meat products and the flatulence produced by them.
"Let's try to stay upwind of Beeftown until the fog clears."

"The mayor of Beeftown shits on a throne of lies."

"Welcome to Beeftown, population: you."

"Mauro and his family are summering in Beeftown and they're having quite a lovely time."
by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009
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Pop Shoppe

"If Janelle has a few more Cosmos, I might be going to the 'ol Pop Shoppe later."

"No honeymoon is complete without a trip to the Pop Shoppe."

"It's my birthday and I pray to god the Pop Shoppe is open tonight!"
by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009
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Ballcockery

An act of sexual mischief. Up to no good in a naughty fashion.
"I thought Marcus was me best mate, but he was up to all manner of ballcockery with me wife."

"Methinks Ted and Alice are engaged in acts of wanton ballcockery."

"Wouldst thou join me in a bit of ballcockery, love?"
by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009
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