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Definitions by Mr. Homophobia

Limpy Wristed Fag 

Someone who is expanded and all rounded out via a butt pirate.
Gee, that limpy wristed fag has a big cornhole. His farts play bass.

The Crack Man 

Someone who constantly shows crack. They run around to the grocery store and do all their running around showing crack to everyone who tries to cop a peek.
Everytime you look at the crack man everyone sees.
A male that weighs over 450 pounds. His body is shaped like a fishing bobber and he will bob in the water while trying to swim.
That Bobber looks like a big apple.
Bobber by Mr. Homophobia July 12, 2023

Bohemian Whale 

A chick that is incredibly fat. Their butts take up the maximum amount of area. They have a six roll that prevents the penis from reaching their twot. They normally weigh at least 500 pound and can be caught getting stuck in their room, unable to escape through the doorway.
That Bohemian Whale got stuck in her room, unable to escape from overeating.

Progressive

It is a new term in politics that refers to the left wing of the democrat party who are self proclaimed communists. They run under the democrat party. It is an infiltration of the communist party to take over the democrat party and change it's party platform from moderate to socialism. These changes tear down our system as in Marxism where they do this to get ready for the communist regime change.
Our Vice President is progressive and a self proclaimed communist.

Reach Around 

When a male gets a male dog and cuddles with it while fondling it's Weiner.
That guy is giving his dog a reach around.

Reach Around 

The fondling of a Butt Pirates Pole by a Limpy Wristed Fag.
That Limpy Wristed Fag is giving that Butt Pirate a reach around.