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Bobber

A male that weighs over 450 pounds. His body is shaped like a fishing bobber and he will bob in the water while trying to swim.
That Bobber looks like a big apple.
by Mr. Homophobia July 12, 2023
mugGet the Bobbermug.

Reach Around

When a male gets a male dog and cuddles with it while fondling it's Weiner.
That guy is giving his dog a reach around.
by Mr. Homophobia July 7, 2023
mugGet the Reach Aroundmug.

Bad Switcheroo

A bad switcheroo is also known as a Bruce Jenner. It occurs when a male gets a sex change into a fake female. They continue to look like a man and talk like a man. In order to combat the bad switcheroo and look and talk like a woman they have a deep burning desire to get plastic surgery. They proceed to peel skin off a good looking female butt, they have the urge to take the skin to a plastic surgeon to make them look like a chick. They also attend voice coaches that instruct them on how to talk like a queen.
Gee, Bruce Jenner still looks like a man. I think he got a bad switcheroo.
by Mr. Homophobia May 29, 2023
mugGet the Bad Switcheroomug.

Circle Jerk

A circle of 12 naked fags, six of them are butt pirates and six of them are limpy wristed fags. The butt pirates do the rounding the limpy wristed fags get rounded out.
That butt pirate went to a circle jerk and gave 11 fags aids.
by Mr. Homophobia May 31, 2023
mugGet the Circle Jerkmug.

Foot Long

It is a type of human poop that when shitted can be measured 12" long and two inches thick. Depending on what you have been eating it may include kernels of corn.
I finally shitted a foot long dump today. It was magnificent. A piece of art.
by Mr. Homophobia June 22, 2023
mugGet the Foot Longmug.

Gluteus Maximus

Referring to the maximum amount of area a butt can take up. When the person gets more whale like the amount of area it takes up increases. Quite often when sitting down the butt takes on the characteristics of a couch.
That gluteus maximus doesn't fit through the door. Son that's not what your looking for. Look how much area it takes up.
by Mr. Homophobia June 29, 2023
mugGet the Gluteus Maximusmug.

Poop Licker

Someone who licks poop off a pole after getting their butt reamed. Normally also known as a Limpy Wristed Fag as they enjoy licking poop. They tend to not care that they are sucking poop as they have a pole in their mouth..
I think that fag is a poop licker.
by Mr. Homophobia June 29, 2023
mugGet the Poop Lickermug.

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