Mr. Homophobia's definitions

Foot Long

It is a type of human poop that when shitted can be measured 12" long and two inches thick. Depending on what you have been eating it may include kernels of corn.

I finally shitted a foot long dump today. It was magnificent. A piece of art.

by Mr. Homophobia June 22, 2023

Homophobia

The act of sticking a cork up your butt before going to an adult bookstore in fear of getting rounded out by a butt pirate.

That guy has Homophobia and he buys a lot of wine. I am sure that is the kind of cork he uses.

by Mr. Homophobia May 25, 2023

Bad Switcheroo

It is a male that got a sex change but still looks and talks like a guy. He proceeds to get out on the dating scene looking for a boyfriend.

I think that girl that was hitting on you has a bad switcheroo.

by Mr. Homophobia May 30, 2023

Limpy Wristed Fag

Someone who sucks their own poop off a pole while dressed in drag.

Gee, that Limpy Wristed Fag is a contestant on the Ru Paul show.

by Mr. Homophobia May 25, 2023

Circle Jerk

A circle of 12 naked fags, six of them are butt pirates and six of them are limpy wristed fags. The butt pirates do the rounding the limpy wristed fags get rounded out.

That butt pirate went to a circle jerk and gave 11 fags aids.

by Mr. Homophobia May 31, 2023

Bad Switcheroo

A bad switcheroo is also known as a Bruce Jenner. It occurs when a male gets a sex change into a fake female. They continue to look like a man and talk like a man. In order to combat the bad switcheroo and look and talk like a woman they have a deep burning desire to get plastic surgery. They proceed to peel skin off a good looking female butt, they have the urge to take the skin to a plastic surgeon to make them look like a chick. They also attend voice coaches that instruct them on how to talk like a queen.

Gee, Bruce Jenner still looks like a man. I think he got a bad switcheroo.

by Mr. Homophobia May 29, 2023

Reach Around

When a male gets a male dog and cuddles with it while fondling it's Weiner.

That guy is giving his dog a reach around.

by Mr. Homophobia July 7, 2023