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Bobber

A male that weighs over 450 pounds. His body is shaped like a fishing bobber and he will bob in the water while trying to swim.
That Bobber looks like a big apple.
by Mr. Homophobia July 12, 2023
mugGet the Bobbermug.

Foot Long

It is a type of human poop that when shitted can be measured 12" long and two inches thick. Depending on what you have been eating it may include kernels of corn.
I finally shitted a foot long dump today. It was magnificent. A piece of art.
by Mr. Homophobia June 22, 2023
mugGet the Foot Longmug.

Three Footer

A type of poop that when shitted comes out measuring 36" in length ans is normally not that thick as while shitting it forms a circle in the toilet bowl.
I've been trying to shit a Three Footer all my life.
by Mr. Homophobia June 22, 2023
mugGet the Three Footermug.

Gluteus Minimus

As opposed to gluteus maximus which is the maximum of area a butt takes up. Normally so big when they site down their butt looks like a couch. With gluteus minimus it refers to small scrumptious butt on a hot chick. The butt takes up the minimum amount of area.
That gluteus minimus fits through the door.
by Mr. Homophobia June 29, 2023
mugGet the Gluteus Minimusmug.

Good Fart Greg

It is when Greg farts the masterful fart. It's smell immediately attracts the dogs nose and gets them to roof. It may be wet deceiving he who farts it into thinking he shit his pants.
That was a good fart Greg.
by Mr. Homophobia June 11, 2023
mugGet the Good Fart Gregmug.

Bohemian Whale

A chick that is incredibly fat. Their butts take up the maximum amount of area. They have a six roll that prevents the penis from reaching their twot. They normally weigh at least 500 pound and can be caught getting stuck in their room, unable to escape through the doorway.
That Bohemian Whale got stuck in her room, unable to escape from overeating.
by Mr. Homophobia July 12, 2023
mugGet the Bohemian Whalemug.

Circle Jerk

A circle of 12 naked fags, six of them are butt pirates and six of them are limpy wristed fags. The butt pirates do the rounding the limpy wristed fags get rounded out.
That butt pirate went to a circle jerk and gave 11 fags aids.
by Mr. Homophobia May 31, 2023
mugGet the Circle Jerkmug.

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