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Bud Light Girl

An trans actor that was hired by Budweiser to do a commercial that caused all the men to boycott bud light.
by Mr. Homophobia June 6, 2023
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Butt Pirate

Someone who is possessed by a homosexual poltergeist that influences their mind to like the feeling of the inside of cornholio.
I think that butt pirate is making an error and has an enthatuation with the affections he gets from cornholio.
by Mr. Homophobia May 26, 2023
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Limpy Wristed Fag

Someone who is willing to scratch another mans cornhole when asked during an itch. They normally try to scratch the entrance of your cornhole without your underwear with their bare fingers. They then process to get small amounts of poop on their fingers.
That Limpy Wristed Fag has poop on his finger tips.
by Mr. Homophobia June 30, 2023
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Bobber

A male that weighs over 450 pounds. His body is shaped like a fishing bobber and he will bob in the water while trying to swim.
That Bobber looks like a big apple.
by Mr. Homophobia July 12, 2023
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Rock Star

Some one who goes to Ozzfest and other concerts and hangs out in the parking lot with his lesbian wife. She runs around the parking lot looking for other lesbian women for her and the rock star to have an orgy with in their tent while the concert is playing. When allis said and done he is the lone ranger in a pussy and boob fest.
Look at all those Lesbians lining up. That guys a rock star.
by Mr. Homophobia June 28, 2023
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Homophobia

The act of sticking a cork up your butt before going to an adult bookstore in fear of getting rounded out by a butt pirate.
That guy has Homophobia and he buys a lot of wine. I am sure that is the kind of cork he uses.
by Mr. Homophobia May 25, 2023
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Foot Long

It is a type of human poop that when shitted can be measured 12" long and two inches thick. Depending on what you have been eating it may include kernels of corn.
I finally shitted a foot long dump today. It was magnificent. A piece of art.
by Mr. Homophobia June 22, 2023
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