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A male that weighs over 450 pounds. His body is shaped like a fishing bobber and he will bob in the water while trying to swim.
That Bobber looks like a big apple.
by Mr. Homophobia July 12, 2023
Get the Bobber mug.A man who is possessed by a homosexual poltergeist that influences their mind to have satisfaction in a limpy wristed fags cornholio.
by Mr. Homophobia May 31, 2023
Get the Butt Pirate mug.Referring to the maximum amount of area a butt can take up. When the person gets more whale like the amount of area it takes up increases. Quite often when sitting down the butt takes on the characteristics of a couch.
That gluteus maximus doesn't fit through the door. Son that's not what your looking for. Look how much area it takes up.
by Mr. Homophobia June 29, 2023
Get the Gluteus Maximus mug.A huge poop that fills up the toilet bowl when pooped. Quite often it fill sit up so much that the poop touches the bottom of your butt cheeks and lifts you at least a foot off the toilet. Generally it can't be flushed as it will clog the pipes.
by Mr. Homophobia June 29, 2023
Get the Load mug.Also known as a Butt Pirate, this type of bandit has un natural affections for another mans cornholio. They put their stick in cornholio and get poop on it. They perform ass widening and shit licking.
by Mr. Homophobia June 6, 2023
Get the Cornhole Bandit mug.Someone who is willing to scratch another mans cornhole when asked during an itch. They normally try to scratch the entrance of your cornhole without your underwear with their bare fingers. They then process to get small amounts of poop on their fingers.
by Mr. Homophobia June 30, 2023
Get the Limpy Wristed Fag mug.Someone who is possessed by a homosexual poltergeist that influences their mind to like the feeling of the inside of cornholio.
I think that butt pirate is making an error and has an enthatuation with the affections he gets from cornholio.
by Mr. Homophobia May 26, 2023
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