frontal woogie

When you lip someone and give them a woogie from the front so hard it goes over your head and rips their underwear out.
"They pulled a frontal woogie on Lip and now he can sign soprano."
by Mr. Fields May 05, 2005
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slippery donut

when you stress too hard on the toilet seat that you push your ass all the way through the seat
"Lip had a slippery donut while trying to shit a big one on the can"
by Mr. Fields May 04, 2005
mugGet the slippery donutmug.

merse

errrr......a fat man who wears easter egg shirts and is sometimes confused as a blue whale
"Kill the merse O.G.!!!"
by Mr. Fields May 04, 2005
mugGet the mersemug.

slippery raptor

The act of having a veloceraptor tear a whole in your anus and lay its eggs inside, then having them hatch and come out, thus creating an ass raptor
"Oh man, i came into the Gutter and saw Fields getting a slippery raptor, now im blinded for life"
by Mr. Fields May 08, 2005
mugGet the slippery raptormug.

snausages

1: a treat used too reward an obedient dog/cat/veloceraptor when they perform a trick or do something entertaining such as:
-Roll over
-Play dead
-Sit
-Cut open you friend's chest with their claws

Comes in a variety of flavors/shapes/genders.


2: a command word, issued in a high pitch voice, that gets higher in the middle AU of the word. Best done next to one's ear.
CAUTION: can cause destructive behavior if said to those that are affected by such a word.
Brophy: SNAUSAGES!!
Hutch: GRRRRAAAHHHH!!!!!(rampage ensues)
by Mr. Fields May 08, 2005
mugGet the snausagesmug.

If

(Verb)-Can be substituted for any verb, adjective, or noun in the english language.

Can also be put at the end of a sentence to make it a question.
"I couldn't even if".
"Should you if"?
by Mr. Fields May 17, 2005
mugGet the Ifmug.

killing fields

Something everyone in the Gutter has thought about...killing matt fields
Yo, after he got tunnel vision, fields told everyone he passed out. now everyone thinks about killing fields
by Mr. Fields April 29, 2005
mugGet the killing fieldsmug.