Mr. Dwayne's definitions

pre-nup

A legal document signed before marriage to level the playing so that the dominant bread winner (preferrably the male) will not have to worry about his wife strangling him by the balls during a messy divorce.

It assures that at the most, she'll retain the kids, but will not gain any financial liability in the assets of the man that was made either before or during the marriage.

Since 50% of all women have a hidden agenda of gaining finacial stability and a sexual dynamo in a spouse...it regulates that YOU DON'T GET SHIT if we split!!!!!!

(Argument between a husband and wife) Fuck you bitch, since your dumbass signed this pre-nup, that means that I keep the house AND I don't have to put up with your shit. So YOU and YOUR kids can both get the fuck out! I'm THE GODDAMN KING of MY domain!!!

by Mr. Dwayne November 10, 2004

keeper

Someone who would make better marriage material than baby momma material.

Someone who you'd likely spend the rest of your life with if you found him or her.

If there were more keepers in the US, the divorce rate would be MUCH lower!!!

Jane has nice legs, ass and thighs, a good job, and she is even more beautiful inside. She's definately a keeper!

by Mr. Dwayne February 20, 2005

Child Support

A sometimes elusive form of income that single mothers seek from their sperm partner. The amount paid out is usually determined by the sperm donor's income. If you are careless, and work a mediocre job, your paychecks will look terribly rediculous due to the obstraction of child support payments given to the mother through the welfare system. Child Support can rage from $50 a week per child if you are blue collar, up to $60,000 a month per child if you are an entertainer or a professional athlete.
However, lack of child support can easily land you in jail, and make your children's mother(s) very nasty and resentful.

Larry played professional basketball. His financial success gave him the instant Shaq Appeal. In a span of 12 months, he fathered 7 children by seven different women and had to pay $15,000 per month per child due to a judge's rulling.
Larry tore up his knee and lost his basketball career and endorsements. He now works at a car wash and takes home $87 dollars a week after taxes and child support payments.

by Mr. Dwayne October 18, 2004

Prowler

One of the most beautiful throwback vehicles Chyrsler ever made. It's a shame they stoped making them. A beautiful car that would be a travesty to drive in a sub par part of town.

My prowler is the greatest investment to date, next to a 61' big screen tv.

by Mr. Dwayne October 21, 2004

Sperm Partner

The person that help you, (or you helped) conscieve a child or multiple children together.

See Baby Momma, Baby Daddy

Sheryl was no more than just a sperm partner to David, who had 7 different sexual partners who happened to father his children.

Sheryl was one of David's sperm partners becuse she accepted his semen into her vagina for 9 months until the baby plopped out.

by Mr. Dwayne October 18, 2004

chunk

Something large or massive. A large piece of something.

A large piece of feces.

Stan's father complained about Eric Cartman leaving a large chunk of shit in the toilet.

by Mr. Dwayne May 15, 2005

detroit

The absolute WORST place for a single person to develop a serious relationship unless you like:

1.) Trash
2.) Ghetto type materialistic hoes
3.) Single Parent Drama
4.) Sex without commitment
5.) to chase child support payments
6.) settling for less

If you have no fresh ride, no credit, or no good job, the top 5 listed above is what you will run into frequently in the D-E-T. I love my hometown, but it is the truth.

Not only is Detroit the Baby Moma Capitol, it was also the STD capitol of 2004.

by Mr. Dwayne July 28, 2005