Eat and beat; verb. Synonym for "dine 'n' dash"
The act of slipping into a buffet or a slightly high price restaurant, chowing your food in a hurry and hoofing it out before your check arrives at the table.
An act committed mostly by someone of the deadbeat persuasion, teenagers or snooty college students.
The act of slipping into a buffet or a slightly high price restaurant, chowing your food in a hurry and hoofing it out before your check arrives at the table.
An act committed mostly by someone of the deadbeat persuasion, teenagers or snooty college students.
Waiter: Where's the people who were at table 14?
Waitress: Aw, damn. You serious?
Waiter: S**t. They pulled an Eat and beat.
Waitress: Aw, damn. You serious?
Waiter: S**t. They pulled an Eat and beat.
by Mr. $mithers January 22, 2011
Get the Eat and beatmug. Similar to the terms "you 're the sh**", "you da shizzle" or "we cool dawg".
About as scatological as the original phrase but cleaning it up for those who rarely swear, if at all.
Generally reserved for some/anyone who's helped in a big way or has done something cool for one or a bunch of people.
Meaning: "you're too cool" or a similar phrase relating to coolness.
About as scatological as the original phrase but cleaning it up for those who rarely swear, if at all.
Generally reserved for some/anyone who's helped in a big way or has done something cool for one or a bunch of people.
Meaning: "you're too cool" or a similar phrase relating to coolness.
by Mr. $mithers January 20, 2011
Get the You da poopmug. Dutchie, (duh-chee) verb.
The act of dropping a gas bomb beneath the covers and then yanking said covers over your partner's head.
Best done when exacting revenge on said partner after a brutal quarrel.
Synonym: dutch oven
The act of dropping a gas bomb beneath the covers and then yanking said covers over your partner's head.
Best done when exacting revenge on said partner after a brutal quarrel.
Synonym: dutch oven
Bob: Had a fight with the old lady last night. She thinks she won.
Jack: No joke? How'd you win?
Bob: I pulled a Dutchie on her when we hit the sack. I laughed my a** off!
Jack: No joke? How'd you win?
Bob: I pulled a Dutchie on her when we hit the sack. I laughed my a** off!
by Mr. $mithers January 16, 2011
Get the Dutchiemug. The best tasting soda on the face of this planet. Older relative of Mountain Dew, which Coke has failed to create an equal soda of such awesomeness. Pepsi isn't cheap teeth rotting sludge that can clean acid off a car battery.
Bernie: Hey, when was the last time you had a Coke?
Boris: When I used it to clean off my car battery.
Bernie: Want a Pepsi?
Boris: Why not? At least it won't rot my teeth!
Boris: When I used it to clean off my car battery.
Bernie: Want a Pepsi?
Boris: Why not? At least it won't rot my teeth!
by Mr. $mithers December 06, 2009
Get the Pepsimug. Verb.
The act of slamming down food and drink in a disorderly fashion, whilst totally lacking all manners in order to quickly satisfy a huge bout of hunger.
Most likely the act of an anorexic who's sick of doing the "heave bread to stay skinny" routine, or just someone who's freakishly hungry.
The act of slamming down food and drink in a disorderly fashion, whilst totally lacking all manners in order to quickly satisfy a huge bout of hunger.
Most likely the act of an anorexic who's sick of doing the "heave bread to stay skinny" routine, or just someone who's freakishly hungry.
Dude1: Check that guy out over there. He's freakin' chowing that. That's like his eighth plate!
Dude2: Damn. He's slamming that like he hasn't eaten in a week!
Dude2: Damn. He's slamming that like he hasn't eaten in a week!
by Mr. $mithers January 22, 2011
Get the Chowingmug. Meaning to suck down an ICEE straight out of the machine resulting in a massive brain freeze. Most notably coined and acted out by Pauly Shore in Encino Man, followed by Brendan Fraser who weezed it hard and paid for it.
Clerk: What you doing?
Pauly: Chill man. We're just weezing a little joo-ooce
Clerk: No weezing the juice
Brendan: Weez the juice!
Clerk: No! No weezing the joo-ooce!
Pauly: Chill man. We're just weezing a little joo-ooce
Clerk: No weezing the juice
Brendan: Weez the juice!
Clerk: No! No weezing the joo-ooce!
by Mr. $mithers September 01, 2009
Get the Weez the juicemug. To be completely dumbfounded at something but can't help laughing at the absurdity of the given situation
Jim: I totally had a flablagraff. I couldn't understand why Phil took that can of Cheez Whiz and shot it down the back of his pants.
Vince: No kidding. I guess he just likes to cut the cheese.
Vince: No kidding. I guess he just likes to cut the cheese.
by Mr. $mithers January 02, 2009
Get the flablagraffmug.