Mr. $mithers's definitions

heave bread

To put on an act seeming to remove one's own stomach contents by means of forced regurgitation, such as eating something that makes you sick.

Alan: Hey man, I think Jimmy's faking it.
Jake: Why do you think?
Alan: He said last night that he had to heave bread, that he might not be in for school today
Jake: I think you're right. Why wouldn't he be able to come in if he threw a loaf of bread?

by Mr. $mithers December 19, 2008

flablagraff

To be completely dumbfounded at something but can't help laughing at the absurdity of the given situation

Jim: I totally had a flablagraff. I couldn't understand why Phil took that can of Cheez Whiz and shot it down the back of his pants.

Vince: No kidding. I guess he just likes to cut the cheese.

by Mr. $mithers January 2, 2009

Bro-ing

Bro-ing is the act of going out with your buddies and doing guy things like hitting sports events, working on vehicles, scoping out the game, hunting and any reasonable stuff guys like to do, providing that it's a guy only day.

Not sexist. Referring to times the guys want to get out of the house, or stick at home if the Super Bowl is on.

Bill: What's the plan today?
John: We're gonna go Bro-ing around. I got us all tickets to the {fav team} game!
Bob: Got the grill and cold ones?
Ed: Fo shizzle!

by Mr. $mithers January 20, 2011

Nunk

Short version of "Nincompoop", but spoken in cheap Romanian English, as that of Leslie Nielsen in "Dracula, Dead & Loving It"

Ed: Hey Man, whatcha doon?

tweak: I'm gonna poke that bear with a knife, see what he does!

Ed: Dude, you're a Nunk. You're gonna pay hard for that!

tweak: What do you know? *scream* ~bear belches~

by Mr. $mithers August 5, 2009

Pepchug

The act of being able to chug a large amount of Pepsi or similar Pepsi product and keep it down after an extraordinarily large belch. The majority of people able to accomplish this are true Pepsi-holics

Dan: Were you there last night when Carl did the Pepchug of the 2 liter?

Bill: I wasn't there but I heard it down the street.

Dan: Do tell. But you should've seen it. He blew out the front window and curled the dog's hair!

by Mr. $mithers December 6, 2009

Pepsi

The best tasting soda on the face of this planet. Older relative of Mountain Dew, which Coke has failed to create an equal soda of such awesomeness. Pepsi isn't cheap teeth rotting sludge that can clean acid off a car battery.

Bernie: Hey, when was the last time you had a Coke?
Boris: When I used it to clean off my car battery.
Bernie: Want a Pepsi?
Boris: Why not? At least it won't rot my teeth!

by Mr. $mithers December 6, 2009

Weez the juice

Meaning to suck down an ICEE straight out of the machine resulting in a massive brain freeze. Most notably coined and acted out by Pauly Shore in Encino Man, followed by Brendan Fraser who weezed it hard and paid for it.

Clerk: What you doing?
Pauly: Chill man. We're just weezing a little joo-ooce
Clerk: No weezing the juice
Brendan: Weez the juice!
Clerk: No! No weezing the joo-ooce!

by Mr. $mithers September 1, 2009