Mr Special's definitions

dick in drawer

When you pull out after fucking her on your desk then close the desk drawer on your dick

"Oh baby!"
"Arggggg!!!"
"Let's go again."
"Can't, dick in drawer!"

by Mr Special August 16, 2019

Carcamping

Euphemism for living in your car

"Let's go to your pad and ball."
"I'm carcamping tonight."

"How much is your rent?"
"Right now I'm carcamping."

by Mr Special August 16, 2019

SUI

Shopping Under the Influence

I woke up to a new soundbar, sub woofer with satellite speakers for the smart TV and a new karaoke machine. I must have left the bar then SUI

by Mr Special March 17, 2021

Sombreros but not all breros

The capricious nature of life. Seeing both sides. Taking the good with the bad. Moving on.

"I haven't seen your boyfriend around."
"Well you know, sombreros but not all breros."

by Mr Special September 9, 2018

what are we doing?

What you can say no matter how akward or compromising your present situation. A go to stalling statement.

Her: "Why is your fly open?"
You: "What are we doing?"
Her: "Wtf are you doing talking with her?"
You: "What are we doing?"
Her: "Are you too drunk to fuck?"
You: "What are we doing?"

by Mr Special September 10, 2018

Snug bug

Genus snugus, species bugus. In the family of fine girls. A girl that loves to snuggle up to you in bed.

"So what's your new girlfriend like?"
"Total snug bug."

"Good night handsome."
"Good night snug bug."

by Mr Special August 18, 2019

JBC

Just because.

Dude I was so trashed I wrote JBC thinking just because was three words.

That's kinda funny.
Yeah but I also ordered a JBC self inking stamp.

by Mr Special March 18, 2021