Mr Special's definitions

CVS

An acronym for Crown Vic Sex

"Wow your interior is huge too!"
"CVS all the way baby."

by Mr Special August 16, 2019

soannoying

A person that is better looking or nicer or creative or more anything you can think of that will not have sex with you.

"Who was that guy talking with you? He was so handsome and polite."
"Soannoying."

"Dude! That blonde goth girl? She's so hot! She made her costume! Do you know her?"
"She's soannoying."

by Mr Special July 8, 2019

shedrivesmecrazy

The effect that a girl who is the best at everything has on a guy. Like her dress, her make up, her creativity or just that she is so nice.

Guy 1: "See that girls costume? And her makeup! She is so creative!"
Guy 2: "Can we talk about something else? Shedrivesmecrazy."

Guy 1: "I just met that girl over there. She's so nice!"
Guy 2: "I know her. Shedrivesmecrazy."

by Mr Special March 23, 2019

what are we doing?

What you can say no matter how akward or compromising your present situation. A go to stalling statement.

Her: "Why is your fly open?"
You: "What are we doing?"
Her: "Wtf are you doing talking with her?"
You: "What are we doing?"
Her: "Are you too drunk to fuck?"
You: "What are we doing?"

by Mr Special September 10, 2018

nothing left but bad choices

When you perceive that your life is fucked up beyond redemption.

"What are you gonna do today?"
"I got nothing left but bad choices."
"How are you gonna get your girlfriend back?"
"I got nothing left but bad choices."
"I'm sorry to hear about your spouse passing."
"Yeah and now I got nothing left but bad choices."

by Mr Special August 18, 2019

HTG

Acronym for "Hand To God." For when you are swearing to your truthfulness. Ironically, irregardless of one's religious outlook.

"HTG, I want you before all others "
"HTG?"
"HTG!"

by Mr Special September 4, 2019

Carcamping

Euphemism for living in your car

"Let's go to your pad and ball."
"I'm carcamping tonight."

"How much is your rent?"
"Right now I'm carcamping."

by Mr Special August 16, 2019