Mr Special's definitions

speaking for itself

To ejaculate unexpectedly

I was getting so worked up then bam! My dick started speaking for itself.

by Mr Special September 10, 2021

Snug bug

Genus snugus, species bugus. In the family of fine girls. A girl that loves to snuggle up to you in bed.

"So what's your new girlfriend like?"
"Total snug bug."

"Good night handsome."
"Good night snug bug."

by Mr Special August 18, 2019

Handingo

A tug job from a person of color.

Him: Your black date is smoking hot!
You: Yeah and on the way here I got some handingo action.

by Mr Special September 9, 2018

soannoying

A person that is better looking or nicer or creative or more anything you can think of that will not have sex with you.

"Who was that guy talking with you? He was so handsome and polite."
"Soannoying."

"Dude! That blonde goth girl? She's so hot! She made her costume! Do you know her?"
"She's soannoying."

by Mr Special July 8, 2019

tis

To answer in the affirmative

"Is your cock ready to rock?"
"Tis."

by Mr Special August 16, 2019

Betty

A female.

This woman walked up to me and I was like "Hello Betty!"

by Mr Special July 15, 2019

Carcamping

Euphemism for living in your car

"Let's go to your pad and ball."
"I'm carcamping tonight."

"How much is your rent?"
"Right now I'm carcamping."

by Mr Special August 16, 2019