Mr Special's definitions

specialperson

A person worth the extra effort.

"Your friend is a specialperson."
"I'm so lucky."
"For sure a person worth the extra effort."

by Mr Special October 18, 2020

speaking for itself

To ejaculate unexpectedly

I was getting so worked up then bam! My dick started speaking for itself.

by Mr Special September 10, 2021

our high school reunion

Your high school reunion goals will vary.
5 years: look like you drove straight from the beach, toast your dead friends, drain the bar, get laid.
10 years: own it, crush it, get blown repeatedly.
20 years: arrive late, sit down with your remaining friends who saved you a seat and ordered your favorite cocktail, get blown at the reunion and shag in the hotel.
30 years: get a room, bring color coded wrist bands and hand them out to the girls you want to blow you, tug you, bang etc.

Her: "Hi! I'm so glad you made it to our high school reunion!"
You: "Where's the bar? Your ass looks great! You got a room? Here's a wrist band."

by Mr Special September 10, 2018

Handingo

A tug job from a person of color.

Him: Your black date is smoking hot!
You: Yeah and on the way here I got some handingo action.

by Mr Special September 9, 2018

JBC

Just because.

Dude I was so trashed I wrote JBC thinking just because was three words.

That's kinda funny.
Yeah but I also ordered a JBC self inking stamp.

by Mr Special March 18, 2021

what are we doing?

What you can say no matter how akward or compromising your present situation. A go to stalling statement.

Her: "Why is your fly open?"
You: "What are we doing?"
Her: "Wtf are you doing talking with her?"
You: "What are we doing?"
Her: "Are you too drunk to fuck?"
You: "What are we doing?"

by Mr Special September 10, 2018

Nosespum

When your cum comes out her nostrils

I was balls deep in her mouth when I blew my load then she was gagging and blowing nosespum

by Mr Special August 16, 2019