Mr Special's definitions

shedrivesmecrazy

The effect that a girl who is the best at everything has on a guy. Like her dress, her make up, her creativity or just that she is so nice.

Guy 1: "See that girls costume? And her makeup! She is so creative!"
Guy 2: "Can we talk about something else? Shedrivesmecrazy."

Guy 1: "I just met that girl over there. She's so nice!"
Guy 2: "I know her. Shedrivesmecrazy."

by Mr Special March 23, 2019

blonde goth

An extremely rare creature. Always with blonde hair (except maybe the roots) never in a dark shade. Notable for exhibiting a singular ability to stand out from the scene not just for hair color but for non parallel efforts in dress and makeup. Or undress as the case may be.

"See that blonde goth girl? She so stands out from the crowd starting with her hair color."

by Mr Special July 8, 2018

NOTP

Nothing On The Phone

Who was last night? Have you called her?
Too early. NOTP. Strictly USPS mail for now.
Good call. No pun intended.

by Mr Special March 20, 2021

Sombreros but not all breros

The capricious nature of life. Seeing both sides. Taking the good with the bad. Moving on.

"I haven't seen your boyfriend around."
"Well you know, sombreros but not all breros."

by Mr Special September 9, 2018

SUI

Shopping Under the Influence

I woke up to a new soundbar, sub woofer with satellite speakers for the smart TV and a new karaoke machine. I must have left the bar then SUI

by Mr Special March 17, 2021

Carcamping

Euphemism for living in your car

"Let's go to your pad and ball."
"I'm carcamping tonight."

"How much is your rent?"
"Right now I'm carcamping."

by Mr Special August 16, 2019

Snug bug

Genus snugus, species bugus. In the family of fine girls. A girl that loves to snuggle up to you in bed.

"So what's your new girlfriend like?"
"Total snug bug."

"Good night handsome."
"Good night snug bug."

by Mr Special August 18, 2019