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forensic kinesiology

A scientific method to find what you've lost, typically at home but not always, after a black out drunk. To recreate the probable motions you went through last night when you fell cause you were so wasted.
Dude: I was so drunk last night I don't remember coming home and then this morning I can't find my wallet.
Dudette: Well all the broken shit in your living room cries out for a forensic kinesiology solution for the missing wallet.
by Mr Special August 27, 2018
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gothchickinacrownvic

A girl that refuses to submit to society's norms but expects everyone to bend to her will. Exemplified by her goth lifestyle and her driving a Ford Crown Victoria Police Interceptor.
"That blonde goth girl will let me buy her drinks if I stay the fuck away from her."

"Yeah she's a gothchickinacrownvic."
by Mr Special July 8, 2019
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dick in drawer

When you pull out after fucking her on your desk then close the desk drawer on your dick
"Oh baby!"
"Arggggg!!!"
"Let's go again."
"Can't, dick in drawer!"
by Mr Special August 16, 2019
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What am I doing here?

"Dude you've made bank. Why are you still working?"
"Right? What am I doing here?"

"Hey your wife is passed away. Why do you still live here? Hit the road!"
"Yeah, what am I doing here.?"

"How many times are you gonna let him treat you like that?"
"I know. What am I doing here?"
by Mr Special October 20, 2019
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open all the windows

A euphemism for letting the sun and air back into your life. To decide to move forward with a positive attitude.
"Wow you're looking better today."
"I woke up this morning and decided to open all the windows."

"Let's go out tonight."
"Really?"
"You bet. We"ll go to your place, open all the windows and get you looking great."
by Mr Special August 18, 2019
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tis

"Is your cock ready to rock?"
"Tis."
by Mr Special August 16, 2019
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RBNR

When I'm out all I think about is balling every good looking woman I see. Then I'll get to talking with them and reality sets in and I'm like RBNR
by Mr Special March 17, 2021
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