51 definitions by Mr Special
Your high school reunion goals will vary.
5 years: look like you drove straight from the beach, toast your dead friends, drain the bar, get laid.
10 years: own it, crush it, get blown repeatedly.
20 years: arrive late, sit down with your remaining friends who saved you a seat and ordered your favorite cocktail, get blown at the reunion and shag in the hotel.
30 years: get a room, bring color coded wrist bands and hand them out to the girls you want to blow you, tug you, bang etc.
5 years: look like you drove straight from the beach, toast your dead friends, drain the bar, get laid.
10 years: own it, crush it, get blown repeatedly.
20 years: arrive late, sit down with your remaining friends who saved you a seat and ordered your favorite cocktail, get blown at the reunion and shag in the hotel.
30 years: get a room, bring color coded wrist bands and hand them out to the girls you want to blow you, tug you, bang etc.
Her: "Hi! I'm so glad you made it to our high school reunion!"
You: "Where's the bar? Your ass looks great! You got a room? Here's a wrist band."
You: "Where's the bar? Your ass looks great! You got a room? Here's a wrist band."
by Mr Special September 11, 2018
A Sta was a girl. A pretty blonde girl. A lovely girl. The prettiest girl in the tri-counties. If you knew Sta you know how lucky you were. You will miss her first thing in the morning and the last thing at night. There was only one and her memory will never leave the minds of us left behind.
by Mr Special September 11, 2018
by Mr Special July 8, 2019
by Mr Special September 2, 2018
A scientific method to find what you've lost, typically at home but not always, after a black out drunk. To recreate the probable motions you went through last night when you fell cause you were so wasted.
Dude: I was so drunk last night I don't remember coming home and then this morning I can't find my wallet.
Dudette: Well all the broken shit in your living room cries out for a forensic kinesiology solution for the missing wallet.
Dudette: Well all the broken shit in your living room cries out for a forensic kinesiology solution for the missing wallet.
by Mr Special August 28, 2018
Who was last night? Have you called her?
Too early. NOTP. Strictly USPS mail for now.
Good call. No pun intended.
Too early. NOTP. Strictly USPS mail for now.
Good call. No pun intended.
by Mr Special March 21, 2021
"That girl was so nice to me!"
"Yeah. She's extra best."
"That girl's outfit is outstanding."
"Yeah. She's extra best."
"I was talking with that girl and I feel so much better about my self."
"Yeah. She's extra best."
"Yeah. She's extra best."
"That girl's outfit is outstanding."
"Yeah. She's extra best."
"I was talking with that girl and I feel so much better about my self."
"Yeah. She's extra best."
by Mr Special July 8, 2019