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by Mr Special September 1, 2018
Get the Facebook mug.What total slack jawed losers say instead of yes or yeah. Usually uttered by placing the tongue on the back of their bottom teeth while pushing their lower mandible forward like some throwback hairy fucking ape.
by Mr Special August 16, 2019
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Yeah but HAEUO.
You guys are made for each other. You gonna go out again?
No. Cause HAEUO.
Yeah but HAEUO.
You guys are made for each other. You gonna go out again?
No. Cause HAEUO.
by Mr Special March 18, 2021
Get the HAEUO mug.A euphemism for letting the sun and air back into your life. To decide to move forward with a positive attitude.
"Wow you're looking better today."
"I woke up this morning and decided to open all the windows."
"Let's go out tonight."
"Really?"
"You bet. We"ll go to your place, open all the windows and get you looking great."
"I woke up this morning and decided to open all the windows."
"Let's go out tonight."
"Really?"
"You bet. We"ll go to your place, open all the windows and get you looking great."
by Mr Special August 18, 2019
Get the open all the windows mug."Dude you've made bank. Why are you still working?"
"Right? What am I doing here?"
"Hey your wife is passed away. Why do you still live here? Hit the road!"
"Yeah, what am I doing here.?"
"How many times are you gonna let him treat you like that?"
"I know. What am I doing here?"
"Right? What am I doing here?"
"Hey your wife is passed away. Why do you still live here? Hit the road!"
"Yeah, what am I doing here.?"
"How many times are you gonna let him treat you like that?"
"I know. What am I doing here?"
by Mr Special October 20, 2019
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5 years: look like you drove straight from the beach, toast your dead friends, drain the bar, get laid.
10 years: own it, crush it, get blown repeatedly.
20 years: arrive late, sit down with your remaining friends who saved you a seat and ordered your favorite cocktail, get blown at the reunion and shag in the hotel.
30 years: get a room, bring color coded wrist bands and hand them out to the girls you want to blow you, tug you, bang etc.
5 years: look like you drove straight from the beach, toast your dead friends, drain the bar, get laid.
10 years: own it, crush it, get blown repeatedly.
20 years: arrive late, sit down with your remaining friends who saved you a seat and ordered your favorite cocktail, get blown at the reunion and shag in the hotel.
30 years: get a room, bring color coded wrist bands and hand them out to the girls you want to blow you, tug you, bang etc.
Her: "Hi! I'm so glad you made it to our high school reunion!"
You: "Where's the bar? Your ass looks great! You got a room? Here's a wrist band."
You: "Where's the bar? Your ass looks great! You got a room? Here's a wrist band."
by Mr Special September 10, 2018
Get the our high school reunion mug." WTF? He's banging his mother in law?"
"Hey, he's into archeology.
"Your date is your step-grandmother?"
"Yup."
"How into archeoloy are you?"
"Hey, he's into archeology.
"Your date is your step-grandmother?"
"Yup."
"How into archeoloy are you?"
by Mr Special September 11, 2018
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