Really But Not Really
When I'm out all I think about is balling every good looking woman I see. Then I'll get to talking with them and reality sets in and I'm like RBNR
by Mr Special March 17, 2021
"Do you see the girl I just met over there? What do you think? Bitchorslut?"
"That bitch? Based on my experience she'll probably sleep with you."
How was your date? Slutorbitch?"
"Slut."
"That bitch!"
"That bitch? Based on my experience she'll probably sleep with you."
How was your date? Slutorbitch?"
"Slut."
"That bitch!"
by Mr Special July 08, 2019
Your high school reunion goals will vary.
5 years: look like you drove straight from the beach, toast your dead friends, drain the bar, get laid.
10 years: own it, crush it, get blown repeatedly.
20 years: arrive late, sit down with your remaining friends who saved you a seat and ordered your favorite cocktail, get blown at the reunion and shag in the hotel.
30 years: get a room, bring color coded wrist bands and hand them out to the girls you want to blow you, tug you, bang etc.
5 years: look like you drove straight from the beach, toast your dead friends, drain the bar, get laid.
10 years: own it, crush it, get blown repeatedly.
20 years: arrive late, sit down with your remaining friends who saved you a seat and ordered your favorite cocktail, get blown at the reunion and shag in the hotel.
30 years: get a room, bring color coded wrist bands and hand them out to the girls you want to blow you, tug you, bang etc.
Her: "Hi! I'm so glad you made it to our high school reunion!"
You: "Where's the bar? Your ass looks great! You got a room? Here's a wrist band."
You: "Where's the bar? Your ass looks great! You got a room? Here's a wrist band."
by Mr Special September 11, 2018
Being with three women that don't speak your language nor any language that any two of you understand.
"Dude who are these women and what are they saying?"
"I don't know either but last night was an international fantasy."
"I met three women in the hotel bar last night. None of them spoke English or any common laguage."
"Holy shit dude!"
"I know right? We went up to my room and It was an international fantasy.
"I don't know either but last night was an international fantasy."
"I met three women in the hotel bar last night. None of them spoke English or any common laguage."
"Holy shit dude!"
"I know right? We went up to my room and It was an international fantasy.
by Mr Special September 05, 2018
"Let's go to your pad and ball."
"I'm carcamping tonight."
"How much is your rent?"
"Right now I'm carcamping."
"I'm carcamping tonight."
"How much is your rent?"
"Right now I'm carcamping."
by Mr Special August 17, 2019
"Dude you've made bank. Why are you still working?"
"Right? What am I doing here?"
"Hey your wife is passed away. Why do you still live here? Hit the road!"
"Yeah, what am I doing here.?"
"How many times are you gonna let him treat you like that?"
"I know. What am I doing here?"
"Right? What am I doing here?"
"Hey your wife is passed away. Why do you still live here? Hit the road!"
"Yeah, what am I doing here.?"
"How many times are you gonna let him treat you like that?"
"I know. What am I doing here?"
by Mr Special October 20, 2019
by Mr Special September 11, 2021