Mr Special's definitions

Short strokes

Near completion

"Are you finished jacking off?"
"I'm down to the short strokes."

"How's dinner coming?"
"I'm down to the short strokes."

by Mr Special August 18, 2019

sir real

A guy who is completely spaced.

"Dude that guy is so wasted. Who is he?
"Sir Real."

by Mr Special July 8, 2019

bitchorslut

A slut sleeps with everyone and a bitch sleeps with everyone but you

"Do you see the girl I just met over there? What do you think? Bitchorslut?"

"That bitch? Based on my experience she'll probably sleep with you."

How was your date? Slutorbitch?"
"Slut."
"That bitch!"

by Mr Special July 8, 2019

blonde goth

An extremely rare creature. Always with blonde hair (except maybe the roots) never in a dark shade. Notable for exhibiting a singular ability to stand out from the scene not just for hair color but for non parallel efforts in dress and makeup. Or undress as the case may be.

"See that blonde goth girl? She so stands out from the crowd starting with her hair color."

by Mr Special July 8, 2018

Ventura Beach

Ventura Beach, officially named San Buenaventura, was founded in 1782 by Saint Junipero Serra when he established Mission San Buenaventura, the ninth of the California missions. With a population of around 111,000 spread out over 32 square miles Ventura Beach is a coastal community in southern California 62 miles north of Los Angeles, 27 miles south of Santa Barbara and 15 miles southwest of Ojai. Ventura Beach rules. Enjoying a Mediterranean climate Ventura Beach is comfortable year round. Tons of sun and just enough cool weather. Ventura Beach residents seam to smile like all the time. And why not? Ventura Beach is surrounded on three sides by the positive energy of water in motion. To the south is the Santa Clara river, to the north is the Ventura river and to the west the vast expanse of the Pacific Ocean. Ventura Beach offers great outdoor opportunities. Patagonia clothing started and is still headquartered in Ventura Beach. That ought to tell you something. Ventura Beach is totally bitchin. Check it out. You will be stoked.

Guy 1: "Dude you live in Ventura Beach? How bitchin is that?"
Guy 2: "So badass. Everyday I wake up stoked."

Girl 1: "Wanna go lay out at Ventura Beach?"
Girl 2: "Hell yeah."

Mom: "Junior nailed it moving to Ventura Beach."
Dad: "Cocktails then dinner?"
Mom: "I'm down!"

by Mr Special March 24, 2019

extra best

A girl who's a cut above. A girl that is better at everything. A girl that makes everyone better.

"That girl was so nice to me!"
"Yeah. She's extra best."
"That girl's outfit is outstanding."
"Yeah. She's extra best."
"I was talking with that girl and I feel so much better about my self."
"Yeah. She's extra best."

by Mr Special July 8, 2019

What am I doing here?

To ponder the now versus the why.

"Dude you've made bank. Why are you still working?"
"Right? What am I doing here?"

"Hey your wife is passed away. Why do you still live here? Hit the road!"
"Yeah, what am I doing here.?"

"How many times are you gonna let him treat you like that?"
"I know. What am I doing here?"

by Mr Special October 20, 2019