Mr Special's definitions

tis

To answer in the affirmative

"Is your cock ready to rock?"
"Tis."

by Mr Special August 16, 2019

Betty

A female.

This woman walked up to me and I was like "Hello Betty!"

by Mr Special July 15, 2019

Yeeh

What total slack jawed losers say instead of yes or yeah. Usually uttered by placing the tongue on the back of their bottom teeth while pushing their lower mandible forward like some throwback hairy fucking ape.

"Dude did you just shit your pants?"
"Yeeh"

by Mr Special August 16, 2019

Facebook

Life clutter. A waste of time.

Facebook is such a waste of time. It's like life clutter. I don't miss it at all.

by Mr Special September 1, 2018

forensic kinesiology

A scientific method to find what you've lost, typically at home but not always, after a black out drunk. To recreate the probable motions you went through last night when you fell cause you were so wasted.

Dude: I was so drunk last night I don't remember coming home and then this morning I can't find my wallet.
Dudette: Well all the broken shit in your living room cries out for a forensic kinesiology solution for the missing wallet.

by Mr Special August 27, 2018

What am I doing here?

To ponder the now versus the why.

"Dude you've made bank. Why are you still working?"
"Right? What am I doing here?"

"Hey your wife is passed away. Why do you still live here? Hit the road!"
"Yeah, what am I doing here.?"

"How many times are you gonna let him treat you like that?"
"I know. What am I doing here?"

by Mr Special October 20, 2019

HAEUO

He always ends up obsessing

That guys cute.
Yeah but HAEUO.

You guys are made for each other. You gonna go out again?
No. Cause HAEUO.

by Mr Special March 18, 2021