by Mr Special July 08, 2019
Get the sir realmug. "Are you finished jacking off?"
"I'm down to the short strokes."
"How's dinner coming?"
"I'm down to the short strokes."
"I'm down to the short strokes."
"How's dinner coming?"
"I'm down to the short strokes."
by Mr Special August 18, 2019
Get the Short strokesmug. "Dude you've made bank. Why are you still working?"
"Right? What am I doing here?"
"Hey your wife is passed away. Why do you still live here? Hit the road!"
"Yeah, what am I doing here.?"
"How many times are you gonna let him treat you like that?"
"I know. What am I doing here?"
"Right? What am I doing here?"
"Hey your wife is passed away. Why do you still live here? Hit the road!"
"Yeah, what am I doing here.?"
"How many times are you gonna let him treat you like that?"
"I know. What am I doing here?"
by Mr Special October 20, 2019
Get the What am I doing here?mug. "Do you see the girl I just met over there? What do you think? Bitchorslut?"
"That bitch? Based on my experience she'll probably sleep with you."
How was your date? Slutorbitch?"
"Slut."
"That bitch!"
"That bitch? Based on my experience she'll probably sleep with you."
How was your date? Slutorbitch?"
"Slut."
"That bitch!"
by Mr Special July 08, 2019
Get the bitchorslutmug. A Sta was a girl. A pretty blonde girl. A lovely girl. The prettiest girl in the tri-counties. If you knew Sta you know how lucky you were. You will miss her first thing in the morning and the last thing at night. There was only one and her memory will never leave the minds of us left behind.
by Mr Special September 10, 2018
Get the Stamug. A euphemism for letting the sun and air back into your life. To decide to move forward with a positive attitude.
"Wow you're looking better today."
"I woke up this morning and decided to open all the windows."
"Let's go out tonight."
"Really?"
"You bet. We"ll go to your place, open all the windows and get you looking great."
"I woke up this morning and decided to open all the windows."
"Let's go out tonight."
"Really?"
"You bet. We"ll go to your place, open all the windows and get you looking great."
by Mr Special August 18, 2019
Get the open all the windowsmug. Color coded wrist bands you bring to any party, concert, scene etc that you hand out to girls based on what you want from them. Like kiss, spank, cuff, tug, suck, fuck, anal, etc. That way they all know who is on board for the night.
"Hi. Can I have a kiss?"
"Sure."
"Here's a color coded wrist band. Hold that thought."
"Why don't we go up to my room and fuck?"
"Great idea. Here's a color coded wrist band. There's some girls I want you to meet.
"Sure."
"Here's a color coded wrist band. Hold that thought."
"Why don't we go up to my room and fuck?"
"Great idea. Here's a color coded wrist band. There's some girls I want you to meet.
by Mr Special November 02, 2018
Get the Color coded wrist bandmug.