Mr Happy's definitions

townie

a person (10-19) who goes around thinking they are and i quote "wel ard" starting fights with anyone who is even remotley different but they always lose the fight. they wear stupid adidas/ nike/ burberry hats pulled as tight as they can and placed at a 90 digree angle on there heads.

(townie) ook ah dat ucking gothic kid lets kiwl im

by mr happy February 16, 2004

two six

a 26 ounce or 750mL bottle of alcohol

i got a two six of vodka, its time to party

by mr happy January 5, 2004

sasquatch piss

a fond name for Kokanee beer, based on the fact that their mascot is a sasquatch

toss me another can of the old sasquatch piss

by mr happy January 5, 2004

sauteed

to be sauced (drunk) and fried (high) at the same time... hence saute

man.. i got nicely sauteed last night... not too drunk, not too high...just right....

by mr happy February 25, 2004

chied

To be under the influence of marijuana. A conjugation of "chink eyed" which refers to how a person's eyes are squinty and resemble the eyes of an asian person when high.

man, you got so fucking chied last night i could barely see your eyes

by mr happy January 6, 2004

hythe

Small coastal town mainly populated by inbred people. Could also be the subject of a terrible soap opera.

eldorado & family affairs are prime examples of this town, as for residents... the dingles?

by Mr Happy January 8, 2004

fajita

mispronunciation of fajita (pr. fa-hee-ta), a mexican dish composed of veggies and meat pan-fried and wrapped up in a tortilla

mispronunciation sounds like vagina, so when said sounds rather dirty

i'd like 1000 chicken fa-ji-tas

by mr happy January 5, 2004