Mr Happy's definitions

sauteed

to be sauced (drunk) and fried (high) at the same time... hence saute

man.. i got nicely sauteed last night... not too drunk, not too high...just right....

by mr happy February 25, 2004

chied

To be under the influence of marijuana. A conjugation of "chink eyed" which refers to how a person's eyes are squinty and resemble the eyes of an asian person when high.

man, you got so fucking chied last night i could barely see your eyes

by mr happy January 6, 2004

two six

a 26 ounce or 750mL bottle of alcohol

i got a two six of vodka, its time to party

by mr happy January 5, 2004

Dingle

Sorry little inbreed with a low IQ. This sort of person normally resides in such small towns as Hythe where everyone sleeps with everyone else.

You only need to watch Emmerdale... or you could just visit Hythe.

by Mr Happy January 8, 2004

fajita

mispronunciation of fajita (pr. fa-hee-ta), a mexican dish composed of veggies and meat pan-fried and wrapped up in a tortilla

mispronunciation sounds like vagina, so when said sounds rather dirty

i'd like 1000 chicken fa-ji-tas

by mr happy January 5, 2004

mrah

noise a goat makes

"mrah" went the goat

by mr happy January 21, 2004

sasquatch piss

a fond name for Kokanee beer, based on the fact that their mascot is a sasquatch

toss me another can of the old sasquatch piss

by mr happy January 5, 2004