67 definitions by Mr Ben
Not to be confused with slightly, a slighty is a semi-transparent night dress worn by women. Tragically, older women.
"Woa dude! I was watching your TV and your mom came down wearing this white slighty! I was so emabarrassed!"
by Mr Ben February 10, 2005
Usually occuring in older members of society, "Tombstone teeth" is a derogatory term used to describe a mouth consisting mainly of tongue and gums. Maybe, one or two teeth will stand out but no more than that. The ones on the bottom jaw seem more resistent to base-jumping out of the mouth, for some reason. Scientists are looking into this as I speak.
by Mr Ben February 10, 2005
1. A classic cocktail made from vodka, tomato juice, salt, pepper, a celery stick and other spices. I'm told that I make the best in London which is annoying because I don't like them. Waste of vodka if you ask me.
2. The name we give to my insane grandmother. She doesn't mind...
2. The name we give to my insane grandmother. She doesn't mind...
1. "A bit too spicy, Mr Ben. I admit, I'm a pussy but I need some ice please."
2. "Would you like a cup of tea, Bloody Mary?"
"Am I free? Of course I am, dear..."
2. "Would you like a cup of tea, Bloody Mary?"
"Am I free? Of course I am, dear..."
by Mr Ben February 9, 2005
A derogatory term, used to describe bogus-sounding chemicals found in various products within the cosmetics industry.
"New Pantene Pro-V Ultra! With polyhydro-oxides and vitamin G17! Restores the shine to your hair!" - "polyhydro-oxides" and "vitamin G17" are two examples of newidiums.
by Mr Ben February 8, 2005
An obnoxious teenager who pretends to be blind-drunk after unwittingly drinking a plain Red Bull, expecting vodka or Jack Daniels to be mixed inside.
by Mr Ben February 8, 2005
Same thing as a rake - a thin person who eats like a horse without putting on any weight whatsoever. In short, a lucky bastard.
Could also mean a type of shaggy haircut that's popular with students and road protesters.
Could also mean a type of shaggy haircut that's popular with students and road protesters.
1. "Eat this burger, you fucking mop!"
2. "I would climb down this tree but my mop is caught in the branches."
2. "I would climb down this tree but my mop is caught in the branches."
by Mr Ben February 8, 2005
A largely useless individual whose only career prospects are to work in maintainence departments painting walls and replacing light-bulbs. May have questionable habits such as an excess love of porn, language that would make a soldier blush and a equally useless son.
by Mr Ben February 8, 2005